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hey yeh...i'm sick and bored and havent made an actual update in awhile, yet my journal still has blurty drama going on...interesting.....
hrm..yeh i think this journal has offically died..i'll update it once in awhile... maybe.....
.....mallory....
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[14 Aug 2003|12:15am] |
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Just A Reminder. Jamo is incredible. Yes, yes he is. I could get lost in his eyes and never find my way back. ahaa.
Remember kids: Don't critize other people to feel better about yourself. There ARE other ways.
ANd also - Don't cry out for attention. Fucking stupid.
Jamo is awesome.
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omg today was like so much fun
me and th girlie met t trcies house and walked to get our nails done. we looked so hott..l.tracie had er hott new sshort haircut and i looked so hot in my denim skirt. like omg we were so hott... cars kept honkin at us...then we got our nails done.. me tracie and amanda's nails came out so pretty...next time we're gonna get them all x'ed out with skulls and crossbones all hxc like...nah just kiddin...sorry we dont hafta try and be trendy to fit in.then walkin home we went by carmines house...we got honked at 4 times..then we got picked up...now we're in tracies basement...stevve is all over me....he keeps lickin me..we're listenin to t.a.t.u. becuz u kno being bi is just so damn trendy.
xxmalloryxx
xxtraciexx
xxamandaxx
....steve...
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[10 Aug 2003|07:23pm] |
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wow hey long time no update. Well there's a chance this isn't mallory updating this here entry. But uhh just for your fun you can guess if it's mallory or not. Well I went to warped the other day. It was fun, crowdsurfed, fell in the pit, fun. But enough about stupid warped tour. Let's talk about jameson. Jameson is extremely amazing. If i wasn't going out with andrew i'd be crazy for that kid. He's simply ahhhh awesome. I mean he's got the nicest ass ever. I wanna have his kids. Yes. Lots of little jamesons. (ha scary thought right, a bunch of little jamos running around). Well the kid is amazing and everyone should know that. Everyone should give jameson free head and if you aren't of the female gender then no fear, you can show jameson you love him too by buying him lots of stuff and giving him money for no reason. Rahh jameson is mad sexy.
<3 me.
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omg hey so i'm in florida having the best tiume eva...i',m really hoemsick but i'm having sooo much effin fun and hafta update everyione liek whoah wen i get home...leave me comments and stuff and i'll reply i promise
*mwahz* love you all..bye
-mallory-
...dont forget me ok and i promise i cant ever forget you....
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01. Fallen for your best friend?: yeh...my best guy friends that is
02. Made out w/ JUST a friend?: nooooo hehe
03. Been rejected?: ummm yea
04. Been in love?: yea
05. Been in lust?: definately
06. Used someone?: yeh
07. Been used?: yea ..most likely
08. Cheated on someone?: no
09. Been cheated on: yeh
10. Been kissed?: yeh
11. Done something you regret?:yeh
Who was the last person.....
12. You touched? i grabbed justins ass cz he was wearin tight pants
13. You talked to? on the phone..my mommy...online-jamo tracie and pam
14. You hugged? hrm..i duno
15. You instant messaged? jamo
18. You yelled at? my mom cuz she was being a fuckin bitch
19. You laughed with? justin...i think
20. Who broke your heart? andrew...yeh what else is new? lol
21. Would you go naked in a bathtub with a naked old man/woman with each of you having a bar of soap and soap each other till the bars of soap run out for a million dollars?: eww definately not
22. Tighty whiteys or boxers?: um i lack the penis but hrm boxers
23. What's something a guy/girl will wear that'll turn you on?: andrew looks good in nething tight (shirtwise) wen hes all hott and sweaty
24. What do you think of soul mates?: i duno
25. Do you have a crush right now?: yeh..who deosnt?
26. What's an object you can't live without?: music
27. You have this uh, erotic dream about your friend of the opp. sex. how do you act and feel around that friend the next day?: i wake up..sign online..and tell him about it so he can make fun of me for it for the rest of the week
28. What's something someone's done to make you hold a grudge against them?: hrm..lets not go there lol
29. Favorite weather?: rain
30. What's one look trait that attracts you to a guy/girl: nice eyes...and upper body
31. What's one personality trait that attracts you to a guy/girl?: funny..sarcastic
32. Do you know what 143 means?: yea i love you
32. Who's phone number are you hoping to get?: urs..o yehhh
33. Do you believe in ghosts?: yeh my house is haunted liek effin whoah
34. What time did you go to sleep last night?: 12 ish
35. Is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf?:yea flirtin is okay but nothing more
36. Would you rather be married in Venice, Italy, or Honolulu, Hawaii?: venice
37. (girls) how would you feel if you got a flower from a guy?: id be like awwwww and huggle him
38. What do you think of "no pain, no gain"?pain makes it more fun ;)
39. What do you think of the quote "eyes are the passageway into the soul"?: its all in the eyes....
40. What do you think of sleep?: i love it
41. At one point in a girl/guy friendship, one of them like each other even if it's only for a little bit. True or false: true..one of them falls for eahc other at some point...
42. Football or rugby?: rugby
43. Hat or visor?: beanie
44. What's something you ALWAYS have on you?: my bracvelts and the necklace i got form andrew
45. Who do you want to take with you to the prom?: andrew wont go to junior prom with me ..so i'll take jamo to jr and andrew to senior...k jamo?
46. Your bf/gf gets drunk at a party. In their state of drunkenness, they babble about that one time they fooled around with someone else while you were together. They wake up the next morning with a slight memory that they did something stupid: breka up with him
47. Is cyber sex considered cheating?: no but ewwww
48. Are you happy?: yeh a lil homesick tho
49. Favorite berries?: raspberries
50. What was the last thing you cried over or got teary over?: eh dont remind me
51. Wouldn't you just love to hug someone right now?: yes i would very much
52. Who was the last person who complimented you?: justin 'hey mal..u got hott..'
53. Who do you wish you could kiss?: um besoides ,y bf? ehh dont worry..he alreayd knows...
54. Movies at home or in a theater?: theater..its darker
55.(girls)what's something about guys you don't get?: why theyr so effin stupid!
57. If someone said you were hot, what would you think?: they must be effin blind
58. You go to your bf/gf's house for the first time and in his/her room, and everywhere is... you. what do you think?: um SCARY!
59. What's your opinion on love?: its nice while it lasts..
60. Would you rather go ballroom dancing or square dancing?: ballroom
61. If you could dye your hair any color, what would you dye it?: Um either pink or red streaks
62. What's the nicest thing any one has ever told you?: hrm i duno...
63. If you were to spend the day with your b/f or g/f, where would you go and what would you do?: dp u really wanna know?
64. What's your biggest fantasy with your b/f or g/f?: andrew knows and thats all thaT matteres..and yeh ne one who knows us..knows we get pretty kinky so just imagine lol
WHO
*MAKES YOU LAUGH THE MOST: Jamo
*MAKES YOU SMILE: joe
*GIVES YOU A FUNNY FEELING WHEN YOU SEE THEM: andrew
*HAS A CRUSH ON YOU: um people lol
*WHO DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: he knows
*WHO HAS IT EASIER GUYS OR GIRLS: guys..they dont have to worry bout splooshin or cramps or waxin or lookinpretty or bitchy chicks
DO YOU EVER?
*SIT BY THE PHONE WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL ALL NIGHT: su,mtimes
*SAVE E-MAILS: sometimes
*WISH YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE: yeh
*WISH YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: when the splooshing comes along guys are so fucking lucky they don't have to deal with that
*CRIED BECAUSE OF SOMEONE'S MEAN WORDS: yea
FAVORITES
*SONG LYRICS: right now ' be a good girl..you gotta try a little harder..
that simply wasnt good enough, to make us proud
i'll live thru you, i'll make you what i never was...'
*COLOGNE: coolwater
*PERFUME: glow
*KISS: ones form my andrew
*ROMANTIC MEMORY: hrm i duno....
*ADVICE YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN: 'live your life to the fullest and live it just for you..becuase one day..youre not going to be able to be 16 anymore...make yourself happy while you still can..'
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so yeh i'm in florida..i just got hea yesterday..and omg i love it already lol but yeh i really dont have nething to say ..i'll update later...i miss everyone!! gahh lol bye
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hey hunnea bunneas
yeh so i havwent updated in forever..been just a lil busi..anyway..so yeh its 837 in the morning and i'm awake and online..ahh i feel liek sucha douche..so anyway i left NY yesterday..i
m in MD right now..tomorrow i'm leavin and going to Florida...ahh funness..ther already plannin the 4th of july party :X i'm gonna be good, i swearrrr..so anyway the car ride hea was fukin hell on crack like whoah..my lil coasuin was cranky and kept on flippin out on my niece cuz she was singin' and hen they started fightin cuz my niece was sitting there going 'god made us beautiful' like fifty million times so my cousin cried cuz she wouldnt shut up o he started going 'god messed up on arielle and mad eher ugly' so after aboput a half an hour of this i was like 'DAMN IT THERE IS NO FUCKIN GOD ! WE WERE FUCKIN MONKEYS!' well yeh that shut therm up lol..then wwe went to mcdonalds and i was like 'hrm can u make me a big mac ..but use chicken instead?' i the guy was like 'huh?' so i just ordered chicken nuggets lol
ah so its gonna be sucha poain in the ass tryin to plan my sweet 16 from florida lol but o well...its all good
wah i miss everyone already...omg wednesday i went shoppin...i got the cutest bathing suit 2 nifty shirts...shorts...shoes..and omg i got this dress..i look so fuckin cute in it (sry but its my journal..i get to be conceited) nah i look good like whoah lol then i saw my er for a few hous it was fun we got all icky and hott but we got ice cream and mmm yummyness lol i've also been tanning for the past 5 days..and o my goodness...guys...i'm actually tan..no like seirously..no sunburn...just tanness..i didnt use any tanning oil or nething...maybe thats y? but andrew saw me friday..(heh good times good times) and he was liuke 'omg mallory in shorts...hey..u have nice legs' lol yeh we went to the movies and saw the hulk..i think i duno i'm not sayin anymore cuz i hate girls who feel the need to tell every1 ther business in ther journal lol lets just say it was good times..lol very good times...
well i gtg i'm gonna go bk to sleep lol i'll update monday wen i get to florida if i get a chance....love ya *mwahz* byee
ps..the triangles got even funnier lookin lol
pss jamo is the motion in my hand fetish ocean
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Hey..so heres the entry that got delted by accident from friday and then some lol
Ah so friday nite..was eh...the day started out ok and then i got all emo ish becuz i duno i was in lunch and we were all tkaing pictures and i was like 'damn i'm gonna miss them' liek i mean whatare we gonna do with put our uh daily chats? lol no making joe being an ass...bossing joe around...keith humpin amanda....making fun of andrew and him not noticing..pointin out all the fa tpeople....good times good times...yeh anyway
so me joe jamo and andrew went bowling
now at first i'm thinkin 'yay i get to hang out with my 2 best friends at once' gee..was i wrong lol i coudl tell from wen i first got there i was gonan wind up getitn mad at andrew and jamo was all off and joe was well jsu being joe so i go potty come bk...jamo and joe stole all my stuff from my bag anfd were being cleptos but eh it was funny so i didnt care..then we started bowling..thats wen it all went blahhh well first i was doing ok and joe was losing and wwe had decided that losing guy had to let me shave my initals into ther leg..so anyway..ajmo was all quiet...so i thought he was mad or sumthin and joe and andrew were all being obnoxious assholes and too involved in themselves i duno it pisses me off..andrew always does that to me wen hes with joe...so i felt liek shit it was like yeh i hang out with my 3 best friends anfd they ditch me for each other...jamo summed up the nite perfectly...it was him sitting in the corner..andrew and joe being assholes together...and me tryin to talk to everyone but getitn ignored and giving up....so of course i get upset and start feeling shitty...so we leave and walk to wendys...pretty much i walked with jamo liek 10 ft infront of joe and andrew the whole time snd i dun think andrew noticed...so we get to wendys and i chyll with jamo and keep tellin andreq not to talk to me becuz i was pissed so me and jamo got liek our own table away from joe and andrew...yeh pretty much the only point i had a good time was right then...wen i was tlkain with jamo,.,.,so anyway...we leave wendys and were walking bk..and liek i feel pretty shitty...liek all nausea and cranky and dizzy but anyway we;re walking and i say 'joe what time is it?' and jamo isd all 'time for u to shut the fuck up' so yeh i threw my soda at his back and he got pretty fuckin pissed and like didnt talk to us the rest of the nite...he walked all the way ahead of us ....so i'm wlakin and suddenly i get really dizzy and everything was liek blurry joe and andrew are liek 'r u alrite?' and andrew kept puttin his arm around me cuz he was afraid i was bout to pass out ...so some how i get bk ..i run into the bathroom..and i throw up..like fuckin whoah...one prolbem..it splatters up the front of the shorts i was wearing..which jus thappened to be andrews,,,so i'm int he br..like 'wtf am i gonna do?!" so i take off my shorts and i start washin them in the sink ...then..some lady and her daughter walk in..now imagine it...me washin vomit off my shorts in a public restroom with no pants on just stadning there in a thong omg it was great..i walked out..soakin shorts...joe was liek 'omg thats true love right there' andrew was like 'wow i have so much more resepct for u right now' lol ahh there was more but i'm too lazy.. stuff happened..me and jamo r all good now..and andrew owes me...lol later huns...
mallory
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*******SIMPLE QUESTIONS******* (i no there is no # 8or 11)
1. FULL NAME: Mallory (Althea) Keane
2. NICKNAMES: Mal, Malariah, giggles, red, veronica, Mao (lol joe), virgin mary (sry tracie i kno u call jenaine this but yeh me joe and jamo have had this thing going for soo way longer), yeh a buncha others but too lazy to type lol
3. EYES: hazel (blue green and tannish)
4. HEIGHT: 5,8
5. HAIR: um i dun even know anymore lol
6. SIBLINGS: 2 brothers- Mark and Matthew 1 sister- Melissa
7. DO YOU LIKE TO SING IN THE SHOWER?: duh who doesnt
9. BIRTHDATE: August 18th
10. Star Sign: Leo
12. SEX: girli
13. Righty or Lefty: righty
14. WHAT DO YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP? alot lol
15. HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED? um in a relationship? nahhhhhh ;)
17. DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: nah my brother gav eme his car but i'm gonan sell it i think ...its crappy lol
*******FAVORITE QUESTIONS*******
19. MOVIE: cruel intentions...chicago...i duno and those retarded teen movies i love them lol liek clueless lol
20. SONGS: ahh too many depends on my mood
21. BAND/SINGER: taking back sunday, finch, evanescence(been obcessed with for the [past like 3-4 months lol),nfg,blink,the ataris, dropkick murphy, trapt, rooney, green day, brand new, less than jake, i duno i can tthink right now
22. TV SHOW: hrm..anna nicole smith show
23. ACTOR: tom wellings ooo soo sexy and jimmy fallon
24. ACTRESS: i duno
25. FOOD: chicken and pasta
26. NUMBER: 8
27. CARTOON: rockos modern life was the best...y did it go bye bye?
28. DISNEY CHARACTER: Jasmine (from aladin)
29. COLOR(S): pink, red,orange
*******LOVE LIFE ETC*******
30. DO YOU PLAN ON HAVING CHILDREN?: just one
31. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?:yeh
32. HOW OLD DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST
CHILD: um 25..26?
33. HOW OLD DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED? 24ish? i duno depends
34. WOULD YOU HAVE KIDS BEFORE MARRIAGE? not by choice
35) DO YOU HAVE A BF/GF? yeah duh
37. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: yeh
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*****EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)
38. MUSIC/TV: music
39. GUYS/GIRLS: guys
40. GREEN/BLUE: blue
41. PINK/PURPLE: pink
42. SUMMER/WINTER: winter
43. NIGHT/DAY:night
44. HANGIN OUT/CHILLIN: hanging out
45. DOPEY/FUNNY: i liek doofy instead lol
*******ALL ABOUT YOU*******
46. WEIRD SAYING YOU HAVE:' two trees don't make an emu (haha!)'< i remeber tha tpam lol 'gah so FUCKstrated' 'so...how bout it?' 'anal-knocker'
47. WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO? Longwood
48. HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN DRUGS?:
49. WHAT'S A MAJOR TURN-ON FOR YOU? if u hafta ask..ur not worth it
50. HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO ON A FIRST DATE?:it deoends on the person
51. THE PERSON YOU KNOW WHO IS...
*MOST BLONDE:Jeanine
*BEST FRIEND: prolly Joe and Jamo bcuz i tell them EVERYTHING
*NICEST: Amanda W. i swear that girl doesnt have a mean bone in her body lol
*FUNNIEST/HAPPIEST/LOUDEST: o gawd definately jeanine ..and then joe but jeanine is like crayz shes sooo hyper 24.7
*STRANGEST: tracie lol nah um hrm i'm strange myself so yeh lol next...
*MOST CARING: most of them r caring ..prolly joe jamo icka and pam
*TALLEST: chris lol
*SMARTEST: ericka lol
*BEST PERSONALITY: myself..duhh
*BEST ALL-AROUND PERSON: i duno
52. WHICH 5 PEOPLE ARE YOU OPEN WITH AND TRUST THE
MOST? Joe, Jamo, Ericka, Tracie, Andrew
53. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SOUL MATES?i think thionks sum1 for every1
54. IS IT RIGHT TO FLIRT IF YOU HAVE A BF/GF?: i hope so lol
55. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU CRIED OR GOT TEARY
ABOUT? the 'break up'
56. WHAT'S SOMETHING ABOUT GUYS/GIRLS YOU JUST HATE? guys- can be so stupid sumtimes girls- yeh i hate most girls for the most part....girls r catty bitchy and jealous and i'm the same way so it just dont work
57. ARE YOU HAPPY? sometimes
58. WHY?: i duno ..y wouldnt i be?
59. WHAT'S AN OBJECT YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?: music
60. LOVE OR LUST?: Love...but u need passion...
61. SILVER OR GOLD?: silver
62. DIAMOND OR PEARL?: diamond
63. SUNSET OR SUNRISE? sunset
64. HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY-DIPPING?: mayb
65. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: yeh lol
66. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS?: yeh belly button and 2 14's in eahc ear ( the 10's got infected )
67. WHAT COLOR UNDIES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? pink but ther this relly nifty fabric and stuff and o jeez i'll shut up niw lol
68. WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: nothin too lazy to go get my cd's
69. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?: 9644
70. WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?: Carribean
71. WHO DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH? sume 1 that i love and that loves me just as much in return
72. WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE
SEX?: eyes...upper body...but needs a good personality lol
73. FAVORITE SPORT?: football..o yeh lol
74. WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: presents lol
75. WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU GONNA GET?: i duno yet
76. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES?:glasses
77. WHAT'S THE BEST DEVICE GIVEN TO YOU? that great vibrator tracie used on me last nite....nah um i duno my computer
78. HAVE YOU EVER WON ANY SPECIAL AWARDS? ahh all a buncha gay academic shit
79. WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?: to do what makes me happiest
80. WORST SICKNESS YOU EVER HAD?: i got dehydrated really bad oen summer it was bad
81. DO YOU LIKE FUNNY OR SCARY MOVIES BETTER?: both
82. ON THE PHONE OR IN PERSON?: inperson cuz i never hav ene thing to tlak about on the phone
83. HUGS OR KISSES?: i like hugs ..tho kisses r good too
84. WHAT SONG SEEMS TO REFLECT YOU THE MOST?: accordin to jamo 'saddest girl story'-the starting line
85. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW- WHO WOULD YOU LEAVE
EVERYTHING TO? my friends
86.0 DO YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES?: yehh
87. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?: being average
88. WOULD YOU RATHER BE RICH OR FAMOUS?: famous
89. WHAT TIME IS IT IN ALBANIA NOW?: hav eno idea
90. IF YOU HAD 24 HOURS LEFT TO LIVE, WHO WOULD YOU
SPEND THAT TIME WITH?: i'd throw a party and do a buncha crazy high risk shit bcuz hey i'm gonna die soon ne way lol
91. HAVE YOU MET SANTA?: yeh yeh yeh
92. IF E.T. KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR HOLDING UP A PEACE
SIGN ASKING TO USE YOUR PHONE WHAT WOULD YOU DO?: giv ehim some m&m's and let him chill on my couch and use the phone
93. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO THE PERSON
YOU LIKED?:last nite b4 i went to bed
94. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?yep
95. ADDRESS?: i ;live in shriely...lucky mee
96. DEPRESSED?: nah itd sll peaches and creamy
97. ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC?: no but alcohol is good
98. WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?: i sotle it from pam
99. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT PERSON?: i think shes one sexy biznitch ;) lol
100. YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?? um k go for it
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[09 Jun 2003|08:01pm] |
I stoled this from Kelly who stoled it from Nicole who stoled it form someone idk and so on yea...
If I were a month I would be:August
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday
If I were a planet I would be: Jupiter
If I were a sea animal I would be: a star fish
If I were a direction I would be: the wrong one lol
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a bean bag chair (is that furniture)
If I were a sin I would be: lust
If I were a historical figure I would be:uh um all 3 wise men
If I were a liquid I would be: cherry coke
If I were a stone, I would be: a dull one
If I were a tree, I would be: an orange tree
If I were a bird, I would be: EMU
If I were a tool, I would be:a hammer
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Blizzard
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a mermaid
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a guitar
If I were an animal, I would be:a tiger or a monkey
If I were a color, I would be: pink
If I were an emotion, I would be: FUCKstration
If I were a vegetable, I would be: brocolli
If I were a sound, I would be: KABLAMO
If I were an element, I would be: fire
If I were a car, I would be: a pink cadillac
If I were a song, I would be: Adam's Song
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: a good porno
If I were a book, I would be written by: uh um dr. seuss
If I were a food, I would be: chicken
If I were a place, I would be: i have no clue...sorry jus invisiioned myself as a town..pretty funny
If I were a material, I would be: fleece
If I were a taste, I would be: cotton candy
If I were a scent, I would be: good
If I were a religion, I would be:none
If I were a word, I would be: Kinky
If I were an object, I would be: a stapler
If I were a body part I would be: a nipple just vz thats a great word
If I were a facial expression I would be: a confuse done
If I were a subject in school I would be: english
If I were a cartoon character I would be: cosmo
If I were a shape I would be a: circle
If I were a number I would be: 8
o gee that was entertaining? lol
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today was good and all...i was all emo ;last nite and like i duno what happened i got into school and was all like 'gahhh ' hyperness lol funny tho cuz i looked like total shit today bcuz i woke up at 627 (3 minutes b4 i gotta leave) so pretyt much i had time to brush my teeth and get dressed..i didnt do my hair (not sumthin new lol) but i had no time for makeiup so it was kinda funny cuz everyone was like 'wait..whats different about u???' i'm like 'no makeup' there like 'oooo' yeh first time i went to school witout makesup since um 7th grade? lol anyway so i was hyper like whoah...i slept 1 and 2nd period...i'm sucha bum now i do absolutley nothing in school ...but teachers decide to be dicks and give like fukin hw like whoah. and then yell at me for slacking ..o welllll.....omg chorus was great,,,,ms. levine was having a 'raffle' and giving away the weridest shit,,,hot plate, office supplies, clorox wipes...cereal...a clock....wuh the ish? i duno shes great lol me and pam were um 'big winners' lol haha pam she didnt make it hahahaha damn we;re mean hehehe lunch was great l0l joe had legos and everyone kept stealin them and breakin them poor joe...haha joe and andrew r going to the mall to go shoppin o jeez..i swear to god if they get me legos...lol its goin down lol ahh then i have this sweet 16 6o go to ..but i'm antisocial and dun wanna go lol o well mayb i will i duno my sister is coming to ny soon yay cant wait i miss her ..grr i gotta talk to Jenn Brown yay lol long story lol haha well i gotta go Later
-Mallory-
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Howdy Darlin'
hey soooo yeh this week was all gah lol
lets see hrm...Friday was ok..i had my hair all strait...andrew and tracie hated it ..everyone else was all like 'mallory ur hair looks so great!' so eh i duno i wore a skirt *gasp* and felt all pretty lol i was pissed tho cuz like the nite b4 i went thru all the effort of cleaning my white sneakers and makin them all pretty so i'm walkin outta the house...down the driveway..and fuckin stepped in cat poo i was like 'omg u must be kidding me' so i ran in and grabbed my other vans and grr it just annoyed me cuz they were all dirty and icky...but anyway...i felt pretty ne way lol ...then in english me rob and manda were sittin in the corner and rob found this like neon orange writing pen and was like 'o i'm gonan make it work' so he gets a lighter and heats it up and all and keeps scribblin wit it and it wont work and like i was sititng behind him and he shakes the pen and all of a sudden i feel this like splatter all over my legs....he got like fuckin covered in neon orange splattered all over my leg and like my shoes and the desks and shit so i had to go to the potty room and scrub it all off lol
anyway...then Andrew came over ..hehe fun fun fun ...then we went to unplugged cuz we're losers and i watcvhed my friends and i was all like 'awww' lol we stole stephanis blanket it was great lol i wore my skirt and so other shirt with my tan sweater thing over it anfd my sandals and brought my pretty new bag i got and every1 was like 'wow mallory has definately changed' and i felt pretty lol but i was freezin my ass off so andrew had brought his backpack with him (cuz his mom was pickin him up from the school and yeh ) so i went thru it and he had his comfy old navy pants in it so i stole them for a few hours lol but yeh so now i'm tired like whoah i was suposed to go to joe's but like joe didnt give me a definate time and my dad was beiung a shmuch bout driving me so i duno i'll call andrew wen he gets bk from the mall and see if he wants to go out and do sumthin ....well gtg...Later...
Mallory
***I cant be poetic....but my tears may form works of art...***
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hey so today was pretty boring..i was just too tired...'m like so sick of school it not even funny and all my teachers keep on giving me shit cuz i'm a slacker lol yeh so i staye dhome tuesday cuase i was so sick but i had to go bk it was good tho..not like exceptional has been goin on...just same shit different day...i duno everyone has been down like latey the past day or so and i just feel bad cuz i dont know how to help...like to me my friends r like the best people in the whole world and i hate seein them hurt..ugh...i'll try to help them thru it all sum how...I also just got so much on my mind cuz i'm leaving for florida soon i cant wait...tho i'm gonna miss everyone for 3wks...but i need it cuz i definately cant spend summer home cuz i'd wind up like killin my mother lol th i duno things have been better between me and her like we're not close ne more and we're not friends..but we deal with each other...i think shes like skurd to start her bullshit again cuz she knows i wont fuckin deal with it ne more....
anyway..hrmm this weekend is lookin pretty good...2moro andrew is coming over then saturday i'm suposed to be going to joes and chyllin wit him and jamo...i feel bad cuz i was suposed to go to pams recital but fuckin louis couldnt give me a strait answer til like 2 days ago so i feell really bad cuz i really wanted to go but louis had to be a fucker...but sunday me and pam mite go to the movies and be losers there cuz andrews sister works there (yeh the scary one lol) and shes all nice and shit and wont kick us out lol ugh well i g2g later byee
-Mallory-
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oh oh oh andrew gave me plugssss yay now i gotta stretch my ears all over again lol
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lalalla so tiredddd
to day was boring liek whoah..grr too lazy to udate...oo sleepy time...ZZZZZZ nitey
mallory
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1.Are you in love? yeh
2. Have you ever been in love? yeh
3. Are you sexually active? every1 knows this
4. Do you have a significant other? yeh
5. How well do love and sex go together? u dun need sex for love..but u need love for sex..
6. Would you ever give oral sex in a random hookup? i'm not a random hookup person
7. Do you even do random hookups? ^^^
8. Have you ever been a "slut" or a "player" in a serious manner? hah me? slut? nah
9. Do you use people? yeah hate to admit it but i do sumtimes
10. Been used? prolly
11. Do you believe in waiting until marriage to have sex? depends..i havnet..but i mean if u believe in that..thats cool
12. Have you ever had a crush on a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend? yeh not a close friend tho
13. Have you ever done anything with a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend? nah
14. Is it really better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all? eh i guess so
15. anyone ever used a pick up line on you? haha yeh it was sad lol
16. Do you like bad boys/naughty girls? haha right have u seen my boyfriend? hes definately not a bad boy lol
17. What's your favorite toy(s)? aha the tweezers? (lol every1 who knows tha tjoke)
18. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? no theyr all old
19. Ever been hit on by a teacher? no and lets uh keep it that way
20. Do you joke about sex a lot? yeah
21. Can you relate anything to sex? yeh i cant of sumthin right this moment but yeh i can....
22. When was the last time you got some? none for me since last thrusday :( not cool
23. Is there someone you're longing to be with right this very second? yeah
24. So, what's your ideal romantic date? hmm i duno just being with the guy i love and being comfy and uh no interuptions
25. If you liked someone and they asked you out, but they didn't believe in sex before marriage, would you dump them? nah
26. Does someone's social status/reputation have an effect on whether you would say yes or no if they asked you out? hm i mean if they had the repuation of being an asshole then yeh that owuld have an affect
27. Would you date someone who would be likely to get you in trouble? depends
28. Do you seek excitement in your love life? yeh
29. Ever been caught doing something sexual with someone? yeh hahaha twice in liek 10 minutes lol
30. Ever walked in on your parents having sex? thank god no
31. Would you/have you ever skinny dipped? maybe....
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heyy so last time i updated was um i duno
this week was all good...
tuesday i got to see my andrew for the first time since thrusday :) i missed him... wednesday kinda sucked..i was suposed to go over tracies but then that morning my mom said i couldnt..i was inda pissed...we had our retarded concert thing...but andrew came so that made it like 20 x's better....
mre and pam had fun haha she was entertained by the fact that i had to piss right b4 we went on so for the whole hour we were standing i wa slike 'o jeez o jeez i gotta peeeeee' i alsop got into stupid fights with andrew that day too but then we made up all nicey nice heheh
'so..how about it?' hahaha
thursday was ight cuz i was tired and lazy as fuck cuz i got like 4 hours sleep...
friday i went into the city..it was great i got a new bag..aww its so damn perty....but then on the train ride bk the train broke so we got home like 2 hrs late...that kinda sucked but it was worth it...
saturday andrew was suposed to come over and go to tracies party with me..but then last minute he couldnt go bcuz his brother got into a motorcycle accident....
i duno i had an ok time at her party..i think it was jus the crappy weather and that i've been really sick later and that i missed my bf so yeh i duno but i still had fun....we played volleyball in the rain ...pushed jeanine in the pool a ouple times.....me and jeanine went and ate ziti durin the downpour lol
gah so today i just like chylled around the house ..tryin to catch up on sleep cuz i've been sick like whoah been kept on blowin it off....i was gonna go over andrews but hes sick now and i'm sick and plus i hate going over his house bcuz his mom is a bitch and pisses me off to no fuckin end lol
gah well i g2g now....tryin to get my sweet 16 plans um finalized cuz i'm leavin in less than a month..
ugh i have more stuff to write about but i'm too fuckin lazyy..i really should startt updating more...o well....g2g later *mwahz*
Mallory
ps hahaha porkchop 'apologized' it was sooo fuckin patheic hahaha
o yeh and um british rap..its soo great lol
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