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pss. [20 Aug 2003|06:33pm]
http://www.blurty.com/~kryssee_kovah
the other half of my split personality.
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[20 Aug 2003|06:32pm]
http://www.blurty.com/~posers_inc
WERE BACK WITHA VENGANCE
holla.
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[17 Aug 2003|07:48pm]
i think im guna write in live journal more. cause blurt ytsuspened out community and thats NOPT COOL.
not like anyonehere cares. cause no one ever reads.
thanx
<3 kryssee.

http://www.livejournal.com/~kryssee_kovah
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[17 Aug 2003|06:58pm]

http://www.blurty.com/~posers_united
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RULES FOR DATING RICKY: BY MY MOM [16 Aug 2003|09:51pm]
[ mood | laughing my ass off ]
[ music | nothing ]

"these are the rules if ricky does ask you out. so nothing is a shock to you
RULE 1. YOU CANT HANG OUT AT HIS HOUSE
RULE 2. HE CAN COME HERE AS MUCH AS HE WANTS, HES WELCOME TO HAVE DINNER WITH US, HANG OUT ETC.
RULE 3. IF YOU HANG OUT IN YOUR ROOM, THE DOOR STAYS OPEN.
intermission: sammantha i ate saurkrawt. if you want me to fart on you.. ill send to you france.
RULE 4. YOU KNOW MY WHOLE THEORY ABOUT HAVING SEX. YOU SHOULD REALLY BE MARRIED IF YOU WANT TO MAKE SUCHA PHYSICAL COMMITMENT WITH SOMEONE.
RULE 5. HES GOTTA STOP SMOKING IF HE WANTS TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND. YOUR GUNA FREAK OUT KRYSTEENA. ECSIPALLY IF HE WANTS TO KISS YOU AND HES SMOKING YOU MIGHT AS WELL COME IN MY ROOM AND LICK MY ASH TRAY
RULE 6. HE HAS TO BUY YOU NICE THINGS.
RULE 7. THE FIRST TIME I HEAR HIM YELL AT YOU ILL BUST HIM OPEN LIKE A DEAD FISH ::GOES ON THE RANT ABOUT HOW HER FAMILY IS IN TEH MAFIA AND HIS FAMILY WONT FIND HIS BODY PARTS::
RULE 8. HES GOT TO STOP GETTING SO MUCH ISS[in school suspension]. YOU WANNA DATE MY DAUGHTER YOU CANT BE A FUCKING LOSER.
CONVO WITH BUBHES LIKE A FUCKING MUTE MOUSE. HES TOTALLY INTIMIDATED BY KRYSTEENA/ OMG I PUT BACON IN IT ::FARTS::
RULE 9. UM, ILL THINK OF SOME AS I GO ALONG.
LISTEN IF THAT NIGGER EVER WENT NEAR A DRESS HE WOULDNT GO NEAR MY DAUGHTER.
IF YOU DO START DATING HIM YOU GOT TO LAY IT ON THE TABLE WITH HIM FIRST THING. LISTEN I INTEND ON STAY A VIRGIN UNTIL I GET MARRIED SO IF YOUR LOOKING FOR PUKEYAH :FARTS: COT {or something} YOU BETTER KEEP MOVING NIGGAA

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last summer. [16 Aug 2003|09:39pm]
[ mood | sick ]
[ music | micheal jackson ]

i remember in last summer about.
i was really pretty. alot of boys liked me.
i liked alot of boys
now im ugly and no boys like me. and i only like one boy. ricky.
i wish it was last summer when i was pretty. and alot pof boys like me.
i also have a crush on jared he lives next door to me. inever told anyone this. hes very southern. he wearsa uga hat and a kkk belt buckle.
it dosent get more southern than that. but he will never like me. i am not his type.im just in it for the mouth.
im the talking slut remember. i liked a boy but i forgot his name kaydi knew him. he was real hot.
i have blonde hair and big boobs and allthe famous people in bands iknow have girlfriends with blonde hair and big boobs
how come im not having sex with rockstars? because i dont dress like their girlfriends.
maybe i should.
::buys new clothes::

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lykomg.. [16 Aug 2003|03:59pm]
http://www.blurty.com/~posers_united
go now.
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lmao [16 Aug 2003|12:47pm]
[ mood | snotty nosed. ]
[ music | transplants-quick death. ]

Who Will You Marry? by Sari
Name
DateNovember 8, 2027
SpouseClay Aiken
Price of Wedding$248,876
Created with quill18's MemeGen!


clay aiken.! wowo.
yesterday on teh bus it was really funny. in my window thing above my seat there was this HUGE fucking spider i mean huge it was likea baby tarancula so aida is behind me and she decideds to start poking it witha friggin penicl and i push rebekah rght out of tyhe seat and everytime she pokes it me all scream even aida who IS poking it and then she fucking rips that shit out and it falls and we screamed so loud lmfaolmfao i canteven thik about it without laughing, we svcream SO loud the bus driver friggin blew a whistle and she was like aida come siot up here and were all like 'it wasnt her it wasnt her' but the busdriver goes "i saw HER mouth open" it was so funny.
well i am very sick i havcee a runny nose and it wont stop running nd i have so much homework and i wanted to kill myself and ididnt stop thinking about ricky for one second. i feel like walking to his house and confessing my undying love for his skinny boney beautiful gorgeous self/ but its to hot out and id probably turen green from snot nd die of heat stroke before i even got out of my culdasack.
but im pretty sure its worth a shot.

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today [15 Aug 2003|07:00pm]
[ mood | sick. ]
[ music | afi-the despair factor. ]

todayw as very exicting kinda
i had a runny nsoea ll day. so we walked into teh gym this morning and ricky was there before us susally he comes after we do [we- me rebekah and courtney] and ricky was sitting IN our spot, rifht where we always sit, myabe coincidence? maybe not. well we sat in front of hima nd ehe didnt say anythng
so. when we were going to lunch i saw rebekah and she said kryssee guess what adn i said what and she was like you know how rickyt is in my art classa nd i said yes and i started shaking. she goes ricky knows your mom right" i said 'yep.' and she said she likes him right and i said yes my mother loves ricky and she goes "well, i overheard him and a girl talking in art class and the girl was like 'so her mother likes you?' and he said 'yes' and she said'so she would let *yall* (excuse my SOUTHERN) go out?' and he saiud 'yes' "so i was really shaking now and i said 'but was he talking about me and my mom" and she said "i duno cause i dint ehar the beginning of teh convo" so i am likje shitting. then as we got cloer to the lunch room isaw hima dn i said 'ricky my mom said hi' and he smiledf and said"tell her i said hey." then he went to the bathroom and was looking at me in the lunch room. so when the bellrabng and i was gong to my bus i was him waiting near my lockercasue he walked me there the other day but i ingored him cause i like to play hard to get nad went into my locker but i dont think he saw me cause he was talking to these 2 people. so. i got o my bus and he was standing right across from my window and he saw me so i wavbed at him and he wavred back. and then. we went o the middle schoolto pick them up casue thats what our bus does. cause we live in gerogia, and when we were comming back from the middle school all the fucking ith rgaders saw him skateboardig and SCREAMED OMG ITS RICKY! RICKY!! RIOCKYY!!" and you could tell he was fucking mortified and he like dorpped the skate board and i feel bad you know cause hes o ufcking shy and they scream his name and start to cry like 12 year olds at a nysnc concert.
well i iwll show those mothe fuckers when he impregnates me cause i am easy. and im also a slut.
lmaothanx/.1!!

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my lfie [14 Aug 2003|07:24pm]
[ mood | sad ]

school ismterible.
we;; nt shcool but my homework.
i get so much and by the time im done i have to go to bed.
but you woulnt belive my lfie.
i was in my room and i was guna sit down on the florr where i always sit when i do bracelts and stuff. when i make bracelts. and i see my fish, bones, who i got lid say 3 weeks ago. well i saw him like friggin puside down swimming upside down. so iwas like bubbadee nigger comeehre. and i shut off the radio iwas listieing to afi, bleed black. so i said bubbadee what the fuck is wrong with my fish. and she said i dont know. and hes like see thru and his head was turing so black so i said get me a cup get me a cup, and i put him in clean water, even tho i JUST cleaned his tank like 3days ago. and i sat tehre and fucking wacthed my fish die. slowing die in pain and suffering and god knows i only hope he wasnt like that all day.
he was breathing and swimming but he couldnt get himself right side up and he kept floating to the top and then i startwed to cry and scream and i came d0own to mother and i was like mommy what is wrong with my fish and shes like dont get all worked up overa fish i told you it was a feedingh fish its not meant for a pet. and i was like why my fish why does this happen to me i am fucking shrinking in height and i suffer in one way or a nother to NOt kill or inconvinece one single solitary animal and this is howq i get thanked.
and people have the mptehr fucking odassidy [or howver tgars spelt] to want to knowq WHY i DONT belive in god.
well my friends THAT is why. in about may i bought a fish and it jumped out of the tank it killed itself, my kitten ran away and was proabably killed. is this what i get for being so fucking good to animals. well its bullshit. so god if you are fucking trehre suck my god dam,ned cock you fucker mother fucker asshole cunt faced twat slut whore dick pussy ass shit piss diarreah face mother fucker.

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NEW QUOTE OF THE MILLELNIUM* [09 Aug 2003|09:35pm]
[ mood | GOTHIC. lmao. ]
[ music | the doors. light my fire ]

"A girl in Salt Lake once asked me, "Why are you wearing make-up are you a fag?" I then said "Well, if I'm a fag for wearing make-up, you must be a dyke in blue jeans." I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was" -Davey Havok

* THATS RIGHT. MILLELNUIM. ITS THE NEW GOTHIC WAY OF SPELLING IT.
just ask katie.

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no [09 Aug 2003|05:21pm]
[ mood | horny. ]
[ music | transplants. with davey havok. //quick death. ]

i dont sit around all day and make fun of hot topic
but idont like the niggers who work there.
they think they are jesus christ casue they work at fucking hot topic.
the only good person who ever worked there. at the one in statenisland anyway, was ed. he works in freaks now. hes sofucking sexy he has a orange mohawk. hot hot hot he told me we would get married when he was famous.

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phone [09 Aug 2003|12:55am]
[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | alyssa and anthony "its my umbrealla!" ]

im on the phon with alyssa and anthony
toss disrespects anthony cause hes white
jerry talks to women on the internet
rudy didnt thank me for his card
that house is falling apart without me.
:murders alyssa for buying bubbadee the ashanti cd for her bithday:

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school [08 Aug 2003|07:05pm]
[ mood | still headache ]
[ music | its murderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrareeeeee ]

today was the firsst day of school. i have no classes with ricky. i was hoping i did. i have 1st period with rebekah katie and jeremy. well he has1st lunch i have 2nd.
i wqsa him in the hallway. and i fell bacin love. his hair was really messy and he had a shirt that said drug free on it andhe had a lunch box
a 6 foot 5 130 pound 15 year old punkrocker with a lunch box. that was it for me.
well i have alot of classes with 9th graders cause last year i tookall of my 10th grade classes. by accident. its fun cause they are so clueless and say YOU HAVEA NORTHERN ACCENT. HOW COOL.
so yes. and also. its murdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
so me and ricky are guna be boyfriend and girlfriend.
isnt that sweet. a tall black haired skinny boy and a short white haired fat girl. how cute.

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back [08 Aug 2003|06:17pm]
[ mood | headache. ]
[ music | afi. god called in sick today. ]

i went to live journal for a little while
then a 12 year old girl who weighed. ohhh id say about 600 pounds threatened to sit on me,
AND their server was always down
so im back
and better then ever
kryssee and katie will once again. take blurty over.

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nice people. [24 Jul 2003|06:52pm]
[ mood | cold. ]
[ music | andrew wk- ready to die ]

ive come to the conclusion that pink_shoelaces and blackeyeliner_ are the only people who read this.
and they comment on what i write. its almost like they take turns. so those are the only people i love.
thankyou ladies. for reading about my life. lmao

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well. [24 Jul 2003|01:50pm]
[ mood | burnt. ]
[ music | courage the cowardly dog. ]

yesterday i went to warped tour with ricky.
afi was great. the used was great.
ricky is a boring piece of air.
i had fun during afi. cause i lost him. if i had gone with anyone else. i would have had more fun. no matter who it was. even my grandma. seriously. i am being 100% serious.
and davey havok is the mosst gorgeous man alive.
well. all in all i guess it was fun. but its a shame that such a pretty face is wasted on someone with no personality. and not ONLY is he boring but hes shy on top of it. so he cant even talk and be boring. he just dosent talk. he said all of 30 words in 11 mother fucking hours with me. well what can you do.. yuou tell me. i also got very sun burnt on my face. it hurts. always wear sun block kids. always. and never go to concerts with boring people. no matter how pretty they are.

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oh mister sun. [22 Jul 2003|06:38pm]
[ mood | scared ]
[ music | finding nemo. on fucking bootleg kids. ]

tomorrow me and ricky are going to warped tour.
it will be 80 degrress.
last night i had an allergic reaction to chap stick and my lip blew up. sometimes i just make a fool of myself. i never know what to say.
thank god you dont talk alot at concerts. ill probably make a fool of myself. something fishy is going on herre.

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i am not staten island. ??/ [21 Jul 2003|06:28pm]
[ mood | splendid. ]
[ music | nothing. ]

well today i went to rickys house to ask him if he wanted to come to warped tour with me, he said hed love to. then he told me to behave. isnt life splendid.
i also took a test to see how staten island i was.
I scored a 35% on the "How Staten Island are you?" Quizie! What about you?

life IS splendid!

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hello. [20 Jul 2003|08:21pm]
[ mood | hingry. ]
[ music | afi/ this celluloid dream ]

i am back.!!! and bvetter thenb ever
i didnt do anythign in new yorkm it was borning and i hate all of my friends and i wnt to the mall a couple times. anyway. i am goung to warpedtour on wendsay and since eliza didnt come with me my sister hasd to. my sister dosent want to go and i dont want my sister to go. so we are gouing to rickys house tomorrow and we are guna ask him if he wants to come. it will be fun.

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