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Thursday, August 19th, 2004

Time:6:17 pm.
wow. i totally forgot i had this thing. is anyone else still here?
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Saturday, June 14th, 2003

Subject:hello there blurty, although i never use you
Time:2:07 pm.
you know the joke about fat girls
that thery're fun to ride, as long as your frineds don't see you?

yeah, well, i've been told i'm really picky about women
but in the past few years, i've decided that i'd much rather date a bigger girl who
actually eats than a skinny girl who won't eat a fucking thing, right?

but, what's the point of fat girls who don't eat anything?
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Tuesday, April 15th, 2003

Time:3:03 pm.
am in a real shit mood today

had my 1st smoke in 2 days in an attempt to make myself happier, but no dice
maybe an ice cream sandwich will help

this whole thign saturday night has me really pissed off
TT telling everyone i know how crazy she is about me
and then nt returning my calls
damn, that shit pisses me off

and now i have o kick the other bitch out of my house
and she has no place to go
i hate beign the bad guy

i jsut want to go to sleep
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Tuesday, April 1st, 2003

Subject:email i didn't send today
Time:2:21 pm.
i haven't spoken to you in months. i guess i've been doing a shitty jub of staying friends with you. must be because i wasn't ever interested in being your friend in the first place. go figure.

after a saw you last i was tore up for several days. destroyed about your new boyfriend, your continued lack of respect for me, and basically because you didn't beg me to take you back.

then someone showed me a picture of your new man. now i feel much better.

recently, i was browsing the personals on nerve.com and found someone that looked almost exactly like you. the eyes were different, but it was a pretty fucking amazing resemblance. i thought about asking her out on a date so i could take out all my pent up anger towards you on her.

but then i decided it would be much more satisfying to take out my anger on you instead. so what do you say we get together for a grudge fuck? i'm sure it will make your new boyfriend completely insane, and i know how much you like that. besdies, the sex we had was good until i got all weepy and shit, so now that i don't give a fuck, it should be amazing.

let me know what you think
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Wednesday, March 19th, 2003

Time:1:53 am.
i have a penchant for causing drama and unrest in my life
i used to think that i was cursed, because i was constantly denied the stability i craved.

lately, i think i do it to myself. like in so many other things, i doom myself to failure
i cause strife cause i am happiest when i am depressed
at my worst

"Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief
All kill their inspiration and sing about their grief"
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Tuesday, March 18th, 2003

Time:12:13 am.
well, i feel like ass right now
and i mean ass
like, if you licked me, i'd taste like sweatty buttovks

not that you were thinking of licking me
but, hey, you never know
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Thursday, March 13th, 2003

Subject:i haven't been posting her much lately
Time:12:48 pm.
i'm kinda preoccupied with my life right now
sorry, i know i suck
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Thursday, March 6th, 2003

Subject:i know, i'm such a ho, but
Time:11:25 am.
ever since tiffany posted about red headed scots, i've had this horrible voice in the back of my head saying

mmmm....redheads

someone, please shoot me now
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Monday, March 3rd, 2003

Time:11:21 pm.
i'm starting to think that maybe i'm involved with too many blonde german girls

i know what you're thinking. you're thinking, there's no such thing as too many blonde german girls

but, in this case, i think one of them has got to go

and since i think i onlyu got involved with one of them cause the other wasn't around
i think i know which one is gonna fall by the wayside

hell, i didn't even like blondes until erik got me to watch wrestling

i should ditch them both and get me trish stratus at wrestlemania
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Sunday, February 23rd, 2003

Time:11:29 pm.
i can tell the blurty what i can't tell the lj
i'm in a lot of pain right now
not for any good reason, i mean
i knew that girl was a bitch
but the fact that she owns me
and that she knows that she owns me
is the single most disturbing thing i've ever had to face in my life

women have hurt me
women have destoyed me
i've never let a woman own me like that
use me like that
chew me up and spit me out
and i know it
i've known it for a long time

and the worst part is, i live the bitch anyway
and i hate myself for it
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Wednesday, February 19th, 2003

Time:9:15 pm.
tonight, i goth out
depression snuck up on me
fuck
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Friday, February 14th, 2003

Time:4:03 pm.
herbaliser says:
didn't you do that LAST night?
hotcrab says:
what?
herbaliser says:
drink self into stupor
hotcrab says:
i wasn't in a stupor
hotcrab says:
i was just an asshole
herbaliser says:
it was really funny though.
hotcrab says:
i know
hotcrab says:
its hard for me to be disappointed
hotcrab says:
tho she prolly hates me right now
herbaliser says:
you threatened to kill the guy she was making out with
herbaliser says:
I'd say YES.
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Time:3:26 pm.
i'm sorry i threatened to kill your gay boyfriend. i hope it got you laid, at least
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Thursday, February 13th, 2003

Time:4:37 pm.
well, our new roomate offered to move out today of her own accord
much easier than kicking her out, i guess
but we still need a roomate again
gack
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Tuesday, February 11th, 2003

Time:3:36 pm.
i think i'm gonna have to kick my brand new roomate out tonight
shitty
i hate people
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Friday, February 7th, 2003

Time:10:42 am.
ok, lets hear it for my first entry here.
this community is much smaller than lj, and the server is fast.
lets see how this goes
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