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Blurty for The Ninja Jerk.
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| Thursday, August 19th, 2004 |
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| wow. i totally forgot i had this thing. is anyone else still here? | ||
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| Saturday, June 14th, 2003 |
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you know the joke about fat girls that thery're fun to ride, as long as your frineds don't see you? yeah, well, i've been told i'm really picky about women but in the past few years, i've decided that i'd much rather date a bigger girl who actually eats than a skinny girl who won't eat a fucking thing, right? but, what's the point of fat girls who don't eat anything? |
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| Tuesday, April 15th, 2003 |
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am in a real shit mood today had my 1st smoke in 2 days in an attempt to make myself happier, but no dice maybe an ice cream sandwich will help this whole thign saturday night has me really pissed off TT telling everyone i know how crazy she is about me and then nt returning my calls damn, that shit pisses me off and now i have o kick the other bitch out of my house and she has no place to go i hate beign the bad guy i jsut want to go to sleep |
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| Tuesday, April 1st, 2003 |
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i haven't spoken to you in months. i guess i've been doing a shitty jub of staying friends with you. must be because i wasn't ever interested in being your friend in the first place. go figure. after a saw you last i was tore up for several days. destroyed about your new boyfriend, your continued lack of respect for me, and basically because you didn't beg me to take you back. then someone showed me a picture of your new man. now i feel much better. recently, i was browsing the personals on nerve.com and found someone that looked almost exactly like you. the eyes were different, but it was a pretty fucking amazing resemblance. i thought about asking her out on a date so i could take out all my pent up anger towards you on her. but then i decided it would be much more satisfying to take out my anger on you instead. so what do you say we get together for a grudge fuck? i'm sure it will make your new boyfriend completely insane, and i know how much you like that. besdies, the sex we had was good until i got all weepy and shit, so now that i don't give a fuck, it should be amazing. let me know what you think |
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| Wednesday, March 19th, 2003 |
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i have a penchant for causing drama and unrest in my life i used to think that i was cursed, because i was constantly denied the stability i craved. lately, i think i do it to myself. like in so many other things, i doom myself to failure i cause strife cause i am happiest when i am depressed at my worst "Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief All kill their inspiration and sing about their grief" |
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| Tuesday, March 18th, 2003 |
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well, i feel like ass right now and i mean ass like, if you licked me, i'd taste like sweatty buttovks not that you were thinking of licking me but, hey, you never know |
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| Thursday, March 13th, 2003 |
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i'm kinda preoccupied with my life right now sorry, i know i suck |
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| Thursday, March 6th, 2003 |
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ever since tiffany posted about red headed scots, i've had this horrible voice in the back of my head saying mmmm....redheads someone, please shoot me now |
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| Monday, March 3rd, 2003 |
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i'm starting to think that maybe i'm involved with too many blonde german girls i know what you're thinking. you're thinking, there's no such thing as too many blonde german girls but, in this case, i think one of them has got to go and since i think i onlyu got involved with one of them cause the other wasn't around i think i know which one is gonna fall by the wayside hell, i didn't even like blondes until erik got me to watch wrestling i should ditch them both and get me trish stratus at wrestlemania |
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| Sunday, February 23rd, 2003 |
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i can tell the blurty what i can't tell the lj i'm in a lot of pain right now not for any good reason, i mean i knew that girl was a bitch but the fact that she owns me and that she knows that she owns me is the single most disturbing thing i've ever had to face in my life women have hurt me women have destoyed me i've never let a woman own me like that use me like that chew me up and spit me out and i know it i've known it for a long time and the worst part is, i live the bitch anyway and i hate myself for it |
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| Wednesday, February 19th, 2003 |
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tonight, i goth out depression snuck up on me fuck |
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| Friday, February 14th, 2003 |
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 herbaliserdidn't you do that LAST night? hotcrabwhat? herbaliserdrink self into stupor hotcrabi wasn't in a stupor hotcrabi was just an asshole herbaliserit was really funny though. hotcrabi know hotcrabits hard for me to be disappointed hotcrabtho she prolly hates me right now herbaliseryou threatened to kill the guy she was making out with herbaliserI'd say YES. |
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| i'm sorry i threatened to kill your gay boyfriend. i hope it got you laid, at least | ||
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| Thursday, February 13th, 2003 |
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well, our new roomate offered to move out today of her own accord much easier than kicking her out, i guess but we still need a roomate again gack |
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| Tuesday, February 11th, 2003 |
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i think i'm gonna have to kick my brand new roomate out tonight shitty i hate people |
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| Friday, February 7th, 2003 |
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ok, lets hear it for my first entry here. this community is much smaller than lj, and the server is fast. lets see how this goes |
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Blurty for The Ninja Jerk.
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