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Wednesday, May 4th, 2005

Time:8:38 pm.
Mood: amused.
Music:Morrisey - You are the Quarry.
Well, I broke up with Robert, and I'm the happiest I've been in the past few days. He thinks that he can change his whole personality, which is flattering, but not what I want.

Kevin knows that I can remember almost anything he's ever told me. Bwah hahahaha.

KaliDestroyer27: yesterday, these girls in my class were presenting their pluto project, and they wrote a little song for the project, and mr. pupke had mr. h come in and watch. so he asks the girls some question about how pluto's star was named, and he goes, "it was named after a greek goddess who drove a boat across the river to dispose of the bodies of the dead." so jason looks at me and screams to the whole class, "OH WOW, THAT'S AMANDA'S JOB, TOO!"


That needed to be put in there, because it was one of the funniest things that I think I've ever heard about Jason.






There's a pair of 50 dollar pants that I really want, but can't have. Damnit.
Well, there's not much to really be said, honestly.
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Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005

Subject:Why don't you have some dirty hot sex with me?
Time:4:27 pm.
Mood: bored.
Music:Taking Back Sunday - This photograph is proof.
Oh my god I just turned on the Alternative music channel (Thank god for sattelite) and AFI was playing. That is by far the coolest thing that has happened to me in the past three days. Now Taking Back Sunday's playing. Fucking sellouts.



I've been home for the past few days. My spring concert is tonight, but I'm not going, cause my mom doesn't want me to.


I found some Gerard and Mikey Way pillowcases, which, I must get.
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Monday, May 2nd, 2005

Subject:Not much to say
Time:7:23 pm.
Mood: drained.
Music:Sum 41 - We're all to blame.

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Sunday, May 1st, 2005

Time:11:29 pm.
Here are some rather bizarre home remedies that, I'm sure I don't have to tell you, are ones you *might* not want to try... but they're rather amusing:

If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be removed almost instantly.

Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink.

High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.

You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right."

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Never pass up an opportunity to go potty.

If You woke up breathing, Congratulations! You have another chance!

And Finally... be really good to your family and friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan!







"Hi honey, this is Daddy... Is your Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's up stairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

Brief pause.

Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Oh yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right now."

"Uh, OK then...." Daddy says, "...here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.

"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well Mommy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and fell downstairs and she's not moving anymore."

"I'm sorry you had to see that, honey. What about 'Uncle Frank'?"

"He jumped out the back window into the swimming pool... but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water for Winter, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and he's not moving either."

Long pause.

Daddy says, "Swimming pool??? Is this 597-7039?""Hi honey, this is Daddy... Is your Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's up stairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

Brief pause.

Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Oh yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right now."

"Uh, OK then...." Daddy says, "...here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.

"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well Mommy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and fell downstairs and she's not moving anymore."

"I'm sorry you had to see that, honey. What about 'Uncle Frank'?"

"He jumped out the back window into the swimming pool... but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water for Winter, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and he's not moving either."

Long pause.

Daddy says, "Swimming pool??? Is this 597-7039?"




"When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up.

What with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning uphill both ways through year 'round blizzards carrying their younger siblings on their backs to their one-room schoolhouse where they maintained a straight-A average, despite their full-time after-school job at the local textile mill where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death!

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up there was no way I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!

But, now that I've reached the ripe old age of twenty-three, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.

They've got it so bloody easy!

I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in an utopia!

I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have "The Internet". If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the library and look it up ourselves!

And there was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter with a pen and paper! And then we had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!

And there were no MP3s or Napsters. You wanted to steal music, you had to go to the record store and shoplift it yourself! Or we had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and mess it all up.

We didn't have fancy stuff like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal. And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was. It could be your boss, your mom, a collections agent, you didn't know!!! You just had to pick it up and take your chances!

And we didn't have any new age Sony Playstation videogames with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600 and Commodore 64! With games like "Space Invaders" and "Asteroids" and the graphics sucked! To top it off, your guy was a little square! You had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens; it was just one screen...forever! And you could never win, the game just kept getting harder and faster until you died!

When you went to the movie theatre there was no such thing as stadium seating! All the seats were the same bloody height, if a tall guy sat in front of you, you were SOL!

And sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 13 channels and there was no onscreen menu! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!

And there was no Cartoon Network! You could only get cartoons on Saturday morning... D'ya hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for two hours of cartoons.

That's exactly what I'm talking about! Kids today have got it too easy. They wouldn't last five minutes back in 1985!"
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Time:1:32 am.
Mood: loved.
So I'm going out with Robert now... His survey was really sweet.

Let's just see how things turn out.
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Saturday, April 30th, 2005

Subject:I miss GreatestJournal
Time:10:46 pm.
Mood: predatory.
Music:Weezer.
GreatestJournal was a lot better than this, I have to say that I do miss it. I just want to throw ******** off the trail of my journal, and hopefully after a while I can go back to my beloved GreatestJournal.


For starters, Bianca's confused about Kevin. She thinks that she may like him, but she's still not sure. As is the Clyne curse. Let's recap this curse for a moment, shall we?

Katherine, Bianca, Me, Olivia, Jackie, Barbara, Melissa, Allison (I'm 100% sure), and more people that I can't name at the moment have all fallen for Kevin at one (or two) point or another. Rachel fell for Mike, but hey, he's not as cool as his brother, so I suppose that that's only to be expected.


So I feel bad, and I would honestly like to figure out exactly what it is about Kevin that brings otherwise smart, beautiful girls down to their knees. He's good looking and everything, but most of the girls on that list wouldn't just like him for that. He's nice and funny also... Maybe that's the big secret, just being a nice guy. There could be more to it though, so I do have to say that I am curious.




As a final thought, I would like to say that I will write whatever the flip I want in this journal, and if you don't like it, you can honestly just kiss my ass. If it's about you, don't flip out on me, because should keep in mind that this is first and foremost a journal, and it's my personal thoughts and feelings. So if you don't like it, don't read it.
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