03:08am 22/06/2003
 
mood: lonely
music: xtina - fighter
Satan is lonely. How come Satan gets no chicks?

Oh right, because all the real whores are fifteen.

Damn you, world.		  
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oy vey.   
01:31pm 20/06/2003
 
mood: annoyed
music: ace of base | wheel of fortune
Sometimes Satan messes up.

For example, in north eastern America... it's been raining for five weeks. I meant to push the five hour button, but God's a jokester and put it so, so close to the weeks button. Bastard.

You can imagine how soggy Satan is in Long Island :(

::Dr. Claw voice:: next time, God.... next time.		  
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08:44pm 19/06/2003
 
mood: pleased
music: the beatles | sgt. pepper's lonely heart's club band
hades
Magic Number13
JobLeader of the Free World
PersonalitySlacker
TemperamentA Yo-Yo
SexualStraight
Likely To WinSome Lubricant
Me - In A WordDitsy
Colour
Brought to you by MemeJack



Oh my word! How are you going to call Satan DITZY?! memejack will be smited. AND SMITED GOOD. ::ponders how::

Yeah. That sounds like a plan for tonight...

Satan is pleased		  
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oh, that jakob :D   
05:37pm 19/06/2003
 

minions are cool 		 
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05:26pm 19/06/2003
 
mood: accomplished
music: Radiohead | The Bends
Oh my goodness.

You know... sometimes, when I listen to Radiohead, I pat myself on the back for a job well done.

What? You think Thom Yorke was BORN with that voice? No. That was a result of him + me + contract + signed with blood, ok?

Damn, I'm great.		  
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hades