well..this is my entry about my summer adventure..this is pathetic....well we got every thing packed and all of it shoved in our car (i still dont quite know how we did this..but wonders never cease?) and got in the car oh around..7 30?..and we drove to the air plane stop...to pick up my daddy...and when he got in he was super pissed off! real nice way to start off our trip huh? he was a lil tiny (UNDERSTATEMENT!) upset that we were and hour n a hlaf late...but umm o well he lived...and so we startedour 14 hour trip to indania for the second time
(woo freaking hoo!) and about an hour or 2 in to this jsut wonder full craming in the car...we all got sick...i mean like super sick...every one sides mr father tho...(at the time he was a mr father cuz i was up set with him..for many reasons but ugh at him!) so of course father got even more pissed off when he had to pull over and let every one vomit on the side of the high way...AND DO U KNO WHAT THE CAUSE OF THIS WAS??!! GRRRR! my anut poisend us...yup...lil bitch...she put sum thing or other in our meal the night before...oddly nuf the night that they went out to dinner! and let us eat her cooking (how sweet huh?) ugh it makes me mad...so for the next 12 hours we all were verey sick..omg it was hell in a car....ugh...it just sucked....so after a while we stop and my mother (she is a mother at this point in my lil story for many reasons..but its nice not to say them...mather F-er..no i jsut had the urge to put that...dont think that about her...well if u want u can..o never back to my story) so she stoped and picked up medicine...but of course me and my curious slef had to go inside thier with her..and ive never been so imbarsed in my life...thire was this realyl really cute guy...and he was talking with me..and of course i threw up...ugh...every thing is jsut ugh!...(i am ms myself at this point in the story for reasons u know of..) and so after i am done spilling my guts(litterly) i walk out of the place with as much pride as i can muster(none!) ea well life goes on i guess...well after what seamed like years and years..and tons and tons of mc donaldes..and lots of excanging harsh curse's with fellow siblings and parents...we were FINALLY thier...i think i was the most sick out of all 5 of us...cuz for sum reason my grandma in a bright orange topical pine apple print shirt jsut made me really really want to throw up..of course i didnt for fear that her and her bargin shoping would be deaply hurt and scard forever (altho it might have done the fashion industery sum good ..ugh jsut ugh!) but ne ways after a WHOLE lots of that pinnk yuckie stuff they make u take to help ur tummy and lots and lots of bath room use...and lots n lots of swearing...we all were feeling ok...sides my father (yes he is still a father) he wasnt ok because pete decided to use fathers clothes to make a tent and of course had vomited up his guts all over every thing...to tell u the truth i think mr father deserved it! but w/e...i feel a need for a ugh about now..UGH..and so 4th of july came and thats jsut about as fun as hammering jello to a tree...wow look! lil flying colors! great fun! oh look! lil insects insects drawing blood from our bodys giveing us west nile viruse!(west nile is all the rage in indiana i might say...u should hear them tlak about it...OH NO WEST MILE EEEE! hah great joys) but umm yea ne ways...so the 4th came and went..and the next day was pretty fun i guess...i woke up with a slight tummy pain...but mommy made me choke down more of the gooy pink shit...then i was all better! and so we decided to shop! yay! we wnet to walmart first (i kno i kno...u go all the way to another state and u shop at walmart..sad huh?) but after we went thier we travled to shoe fair or like ummm shoe carnival? or sum thing like that...it was a pretty sad excuse for footers clothes..but ya kno w/e....hehe it was fun cuz of the shoe men decided to follow me around the store...it was entertaining..and then mommy saw what was going on and we ventured out by her demand! ..ugh?...and so after that we went to the second best store in the world..well maybe third i forgot to add the dollor store....we went to DAIRY QUEEN!!! o yay! that made up for the gooy pink crap...yum in my tum..hehe..and so we ate..and went back to my grandmas to c what the other lil children were upto...they were digging holes in grandmas priza putinas..hehe lil shits anit they? graet fun ness....so she scram at them..and now she is a mrs topical pineapple shirt....after mrs topical pine apple shirt calmed down about her UGLY flowers...we played cards..o yay huh? well i duno the rest is all kinda a blur in what order it all went in and the flows form on event in to the other...but i do rember the puppy part...poor puppy...Me mrs tropical pine aplle shirt and my siblings were all comeing back from some major (cough) journey or other..and when lil mis pineaplle opened her car house thing....this lil puppy ran in while we were driveing in...it was so cute! ugly as hell but so so cute..u kno how sum things are so freaking ugly they actually are cute? pitty looks? i duno..but mrs tropical pineapple shirt hates dogs..well animals of ne kind really..and so of course she was upset with the puppy thing...but i was over joyed!but of course i had to call the # on its name tag and tell the owner what his lil puppy was up too..and for sum reason they wanted the lil ugly thing back! why would u want to keep an ugly dog? i would have been more than happy to take it home...even offerd them a small sum of mula for the ugly hlaf pig thing..but no..they wanted to kepp it..what idiots...but ne whoo....humm and then at sum point in this adventureious journey we had a party and all the drunk ppl threw up!!! it was kinda fun to c sum one else throw up..i was tired of doing it...i kno thats so mean to say..but ya kno..w/e...and after a nother truly EXCITINF day..we left the lil party town...ha!..and were on our way to go back home...lakeland..i need a ugh in here...UGH...ok well this 14 hour trip wasnt as bad as the first one...thier wasnt any vomit..not as much swearing...a lil bit more of peter pee ing out the car window tho..poor truck drivers..and sadly enuf..a lil more singing along to the radio happened..but what can u do? i guess every hilakos has to let that truly miserable vocie out every once in a while...might as well be sum where where wondows can roll down...well we are home now..and i am goign to leave...any questions that remain u may ask when i am online next time...good bye...
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