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Itali A Ndago's Blurty:
| Sunday, January 26th, 2003 | |
| 1:21 am | thanks to ffx and coaching pro boxing events, i haven't had the chance to capitalize on people's emotions except i don't get any money out of it random useful advice of the week: avoid the pancakes the band jackmove rules! (the lucrative underground market of male sperm) ffx rocks my panties off the band damone (smokes the large,brown crack) rocks! having a job sucks not having a job and having a car sucks vaccums suck (LOL!) i dont wear panties you are not true enough to be reading this |
| Sunday, December 22nd, 2002 | |
| 3:59 pm | don't watch minority report it sucks incomprehensible amounts of gayflaminghomo rectum |
| Saturday, December 7th, 2002 | |
| 9:31 pm | Having fun, are you? Do you like Pringles? Do they make you want to dance and giggle? Are they silly and fun to eat? Do you want to die? and don't play gta3 for pc it sucks cock play the one for ps2 it rocks my panties movies to avoid: queen of the damned, titanic movies i need to fucking watch: saving private ryan, army of darkness, seven o yeah i forgot to mention what happened during my day i woke up that was fun , i put clothes on that was even more fun, i put my shoes on they were tasty, ate breakfast that was even more tasty, then i went up to the gas station... to get gas as well as put air in my tires BUT AS SOON AS I TOLD THE GUY TO TURN THE PUMP ON TWO ASSBANGING FUCKS PULLED UP TO THE PUMP SO I KILLED THEM AND CUT THEM UP INTO PIECES WITH MY HANDY WOOD CHIPPER AND PUT THEM IN MY GLOVE COMPARTMENT uhh... then i masturbated to pokemon, especially when onyx came out why the fuck are you still reading this?? is there something interesting in what i have to say?? the masturbating to pokemon comment should have repulsed you away now, make yourself useful and post a comment that has something funny in it you pitiful mortal Current Mood: Greasy Current Music: Pavarotti |
| Thursday, December 5th, 2002 | |
| 3:09 am | p.s. i would like to rehiterate the point that my moustache is very greasy thank you. |
| 3:08 am | this is entirely pointless yes this has to be the most pointless entry ever, thank you for your time |
| 2:49 am | oh no the family curse u kno whats funny the phrase "bitch ho sluck futt" u kno why its funny? i have no idea cuz ur gay!! ahahahahahahahaha! lmao im too funny oh and firetrucks dont need to be shorn and i you get that reference then uhh u rock the rest of u can go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!112 o yeah btw my journal is the best one ever dont you agree?? ^_^ ..|.. uhh yeah now im just gonna rant on about how cool my journal is and how much yours sucks i mean hoe many journals have scat porn listed as an interest i mean if you cant handle seeing a guy eat his gf's own shit then i don't know how u can call urself sain god im so perfect dont you wish your grammatical skills were up to my elite level? so today's lesson is batman can kick your ass so can alfred so the point is dont fignt cartoon characters, they're better than you |
| Sunday, December 1st, 2002 | |
| 1:17 pm | hello there i seem to have done a toilet on your floor |
| Saturday, November 30th, 2002 | |
| 11:11 pm | what the (*%^ YES I KNOW I MISSPELLED THE WORD MOUSTACHE BUT YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF and send me pics of you are a hot chick please ok so i guess ur here to read about my lame life like evryone writes about in their journal things so uh i jacked off all day k yeah oh i also have to tell people how my life sucks and how bad,y im depressed so life sucks and im depressed and im dead cuz i commited suicide yesterday yeahso fuck you omg im so fat omg my life sucksi so wnated to cry today omg~!!#42342902 o yeah tere this cute chick at school omg shes so hottt her name is Kevin She is a streepper |