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Blurby. [21 Jun 2004|11:23am] [ mood | annoyed ] [ music | Foo Fighters: Learn to Fly ] Nothing like a red, sore, throbbing pimple on the forehead to ruin my monday morning. Sheez! HHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAgggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrHHHHHHHhhaaaaarrrr rrrggggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! There. Sorry I had to let that out of my way. I'm thinking of buying a ken follet, does anybody here read him? How do you find him? I don't know him and I'm too skeptic to believe New York Times when they say it's a good novel. All bestselling novels, it seems, are gurrreat novels for the New York Times. Always. So, whatcha think? I got to here it from a real, independent-thinking average reader. Oh and while we're at it, who knows where I can buy all the rest of the Gaiman books not available mainstream? I only have four of him - Stardust, God Omens, Coraline, and Sandman. Of course I can get American Gods and Neverwhere from Powerbooks, and The Wolves in the Walls from A Different Bookstore, but what about Death: The High Cost of Living? Smoke and Mirrors? The Day I Swapped My Dad for 2 Goldfish? All the rest? I got to have all of them!!!! Haaaahhhh!!! Help me find them, will you? Do you like Sarah Geronimo? I like her. I was watching Boy Abunda's show last night and he was asking Sarah how she feels right before a show or a singing contest and to that she answered, "Na-e-ebs." Just like that. She's so.... real. Demmet! I crush her. I had my haircut yesterday. I wanted to have it grown long, like shoulder-length long just like Tim Yap's, (I saw him walk the walk some weeks ago and I thought it'd be cool to sport my hair like that.) But yesterday was reaaallllyyyy a bad hair day for me, I mean I get bad hair day all the time - that's why I wear gel all the time - but yesterday, it was an all time bad hair day. So yes, when I passed by Bruno's I had to make a detour, fighting against all my conscious will to wait a little longer for my hair to grow longer. I told the barber to, "Cut it! Cut them all out and make it as short as scisscorly possible and never let them grow forevermore!!!" And so he did and that was the end of the hair monster. Nah....I asked him to do me a barber's cut. Short, classic and wash & wear-y type of cut. And that's the news. Meanwhile, Ima go to the bathroom now because - to the words of Sarah Geronimo - ako rin ay, "na-e-ebs" na. Ta-dah! 2 comments|post comment

Just a brief story. [15 Jun 2004|06:40pm] Briefs are no longer comfortable to wear. I realized it while at the grocery last Sunday, when I suddenly felt the urge to "cock the gun" and just couldn't get the chance to do it. I kept looking for a split-second opportunity to be left alone in one of the alleys, just so I can maybe manuever it through my front pockets but I decided against my urge. I was thinking some old lady might just catch me in the act. It wouldn't be a very good sight for her to see me, reaching for my schlong in public, now would it? Boxers are a lot better this way, and it's exactly the reason why I resorted to using boxers years ago. Had I been using boxers then, it wouldn't have been as hard. It'll only require me to make a couple of discreet skips to let "things" bounce into place. But no. All my boxers were still in the hands of some unfortunate lady at the laundromat. I was lucky enough to have some clean white briefs left in my closet so I settled into wearing one. Of course that was my only choice, unless of course I was willing to go out "commando" style, which I definitely was not. Although I did go out nekkid underneath once or twice already, during the times when I was feeling sexy. :P Anyway, I had to do my shopping shuffling like I was newly circumsized because of extreme discomfort down there. But things just had to get worse. They always do, especially when you're trying too hard not to let them get worse. I developed a hard-on - and it was completely expected, right? I mean, c'mon I was conscious of it the whole time so I naturally had to develop one! See the worst thing about wearing briefs is that they aren't the most comfortable thing in the world when you get yourself a woody. It's good if you can control the rush of blood down there, but you can't, not when it has got a mind of its own. My only consolation was, it wasn't too obvious from the outside since the brief was doing a marvelous job keeping it from popping. I had to stop dead on track and wait for it to recede. It did all right, after a while. And at least it felt better after. But it wasn't such a great experience if y'ask me. Oh no, ma'am, there's no way I'm going to wear briefs like that next time. 7 comments|post comment

Misseseses [07 Jun 2004|05:31pm] Why, I've been missing much of what's happening in Blurty so I figured I should check my friends' list, and while I'm at it, do an update as well. But first things first, Happy Birthday 1980! Having said that, lemme now count the ways I missed the going-ons in Blurty: 1 - I missed it so much I didn't even learn about Che having a new girlfriend already!!! You two-timer you! :P 2 - I missed it so much that I'm the only Blurty-person not able to attend any Blurty meet-up yet. :s 3 - I missed it so much that I almost forgot it's 1980's birthday (well actually I did,) if not for the blurty reminder. :> ....and I missed it so much I don't know what else I missed. What else did I miss? As for me, I'm through with my recent obsession (still trying to get over, is more like it really,) and... to be honest, nothing much transpired in my life eversince I stopped writing in blurty. Nevermind. Once I get myself a new PC, I'm going to write like it's the dawn of the age of the printing press. Look-out for that. Meanwhile, you've been missed. I missed Che's ten-things-entries. I missed Twnks lascivious entries about her and Ray (harhar). Pictures posted by cynical_baby. Soccer reviews by stupefied. What else? Puchoy's movie reviews. Bottleofrum's angsts :P. I missed...well, I don't miss 1980's entries because I read them in Livejournal. I missed swiftsures pet fisheses (which, last time I heard, all died(??)). And falcon and suicidalbiatch and margaux who all seem to not update anymore. And milkshakey, what's up with you? And all the rest! All of you, you've been missed! And I shall make it up to you by planting each of you sloppy kisses on your cheeks, yhuck! Ima go eat some tomato sticks now. I bet you haven't heard of that before....yes! 14 comments|post comment

[29 May 2004|05:04pm] *takes a deep breath* Hello Blurty. Suppose you tell me what you've been all about when I was gone. post comment

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