| you're dancing like a beautiful dance whore |
[06 Sep 2006|11:34am] |
so, i'm back on the internet (finally) and i read the first page of my friends page, so i'm somewhat updated, but i checked to see how much i would have to read if i read everything i missed, and... fuck no. that's like... NOVEL LENGTH. i'm way too lazy for that shit.
so, if anything interesting happened to you while i was not here to read about it, comment it in this entry, so i'm all updated and shit. yay.
oh, also, carissa, i had a dream a while ago that i forgot to tell you about. in it, you call me on the phone and you're freaking out. you say "my mom kicked my shoulders out" and by that you meant (cause in a dream, you know stuff) that chase came to visit you, but broke the couch and your mom kicked him out and he had to hitchhike back to maryland. because for some reason you were calling chase your shoulders. don't ask me why. so anyway, then we have to go and find him, because we don't want him to get like stabbed or anything, so we get in my car, which is your car, and i'm driving, except on the wrong side of the car, and then suddenly we're in England and chase is trying to climb the Eiffel Tower (which is in England, suddenly) with a bungee cord and a paperclip. and he falls down, but we catch him in a conveniently placed sheet. except when he falls, he bounces too high on the sheet and ends up catapulting into space, so we have to go find Gene Starwind and ask him if we can use the Outlaw Star to go rescue chase. and we find him down a back alley in Yonkers (back in the states, magically) and he says yes, but only if we have a registered lobster with us. so we have to go to Stew Leonard's and see if any of the lobsters there are registered (registered as what, i have no idea). we find one, named Gary, and he comes with us in a bucket of water on the Outlaw Star. you're driving the spaceship from that thing Melfina uses, and i'm like... steering, or whatever it is that Gene does in that captain's chair thingy. we strap the lobster-bucket into the place where Jim sits. so we take off and find chase clinging to an asteroid, and we open the hatch to let him in, but for some reason Darth Vader wants chase too, so we have to fight him with lightsabers to win chase back (who is now wearing that golden bikini outfit Leia wore). we eventually manage to trick Darth Vader into falling into a hole with a giant scorpion who impales him to death on his stinger. then we rejoice, gather chase into the spaceship, return to earth, give Gene back the Outlaw Star, bring Gary back to Stew Leonards, and go to your house, where we tie up your mom and roast her on a bonfire in the backyard. around the ending i was kind of hazy and waking up, so i don't remember it very well, but it has GOT to be the weirdest dream i've ever had. and i've had a lot of fucking weird ones.
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