| i intrigue myself sometimes, i'm so good |
[15 Mar 2006|04:12am] |
"ya slimy puddle o' piss"
and
"i wish i could eat you and shit you out in an exploding burst of poo"
are probably my most favorite insults ever.
i should make a top 5 insults list.
any suggestions for #s 3-5?
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| men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses |
[15 Mar 2006|02:09pm] |
i finished my psychology midterm in less than twenty minutes. go me. i hope i got most of them right. ah well, the professor loves me. and she's so damn nice. it's almost disconcerting. i now have like three professors who actually believe all my bullshit. this is the life. TRULY it is. the only reason i don't have the other two professors under my thumb is because i actually DO shit for their classes, so i don't need lameass excuses. i rock. but i also am very very very tired. no sleep for the liz until tomorrow afternoon! i've got a Modern East Asian History midterm tomorrow, and DEAR GOD but there are so many NAMES. with CONFUSING LETTER COMBINATIONS. although i am quite proud of my not-completely-atrocious pronunciation of Chinese names. the Japanese and Korean are easier. you just say what you see. Chinese is like "wait... this C is a J? and that X is a Sh? and your mom is a fish? AGH!"
( rant rant rant )
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