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come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me... [04 Mar 2005|12:20am]
[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | djezrhis za njebo - a-eiropa ]

boredom + procrastination + liz = stolen movie quote thingy from caitlin's livejournal.
onlee, i did a lot more, since i was more bored and more dedicated to procrastination.

[01] - don't use that tone to me.
- what tone?
- that sarcastic contemptuous tone. that means you know everything because you're a man, and i know nothing because i'm a woman.
- you're not a woman.
- oh, you bastard!

[02] cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded.
bring it on - nuttymeg53

[03] we're talking paranoid delusional psychosis. i saw the guy's room. cozy... if you're hannibal lecter.

[04] you'll meet someone. someone very special. someone who won't press charges.

[05] looks like i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

[06] i was in the hall. i know, because i was there.

[07] oh, lord! hallowed be thy name. may our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls... be plentiful. lord, i'd just like to thank you for that waitress in south bend. you know who she is - she kept calling your name.

[08] stop trying to hit me, and hit me!
the matrix - squishafish

[09] a heart can be broken; but it keeps beating just the same.

[10] hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.

[11] we don't read and write poetry because it's cute. we read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. and the human race is fulled with passion. and medicine, law, business, engineering - these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. but poetry, beauty, romance, love - these are what we stay alive for.

[12] life moves pretty fast. if you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it.
ferris bueller's day off - ada_chan

[13] hey, if i saw myself in clothes like those, i'd have to kick my own ass.

[14] no ticket.

[15] you don't frighten us, english pig-dog! go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. i blow my nose on you, so-called arthur-king, you and your silly english kiniggits!
monty python and the holy grail - nuttymeg53

[16] inconcieveable!
the princess bride - [Unknown LJ tag], squishafish

[17] - ah, i ain't heard no fat lady!
- forget the fat lady! you're obsessed with the fat lady! just drive us out of here!
independence day - ada_chan

[18] so much time and so little to do. wait a minute. strike that. reverse it.
willy wonka and the chocolate factory - squishafish

[19] you have the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up. you have the right to a lawyer. if you cannot afford a lawyer, we will find the dumbest son of a bitch on earth for you. and if you hire johnny cochran, i'll kill you.

[20] me? i'm scared of everything! i'm scared of what i saw, i'm scared of what i did, of who i am, and most of all i'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way i feel when i'm with you.

[21] the real hell is your life gone wrong.

[22] and now you will see that evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb.
spaceballs - squishafish

[23] the defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

[24] every man dies. not every man truly lives.

[25] look inside yourself. you are more than what you have become.
the lion king - squishafish

ada, i fucking love you )

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