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DAY ONE:
> liz's mom - beat people on tops of heads with things!
> liz's mom - these people pull out in front of me... and then they DIE!
> carissa - what's this? it's kamui. it doesn't light up.
liz - but it sure bleeds a whole fuckin' lot!
> liz - *looking at kamui* i'm trying to see how to format the head for your plushie.
carissa - don't use kamui, he has a really stupid head.
liz - yeah, you're right. it looks like H's head.
carissa - i love that head!
> liz - i can't reach my arms!
> liz - *seizes*
> liz - it looks like i'm seizing something. like, seize. *grabs carissa's boob*
carissa - don't seize that!
liz - i was aiming for your shoulder. that's my story, and i'm sticking to it.
> liz - you have niiiiiiiice knuckles.
carissa - what?
liz - i'll eat.
> liz - *in a strange voice* i'll molest you like a potato.
> carissa - my ass hurts.
liz - let me help you with that. *grabs carissa's ass*
> liz - my ear itches like a bitches.
> carissa - get out of my eye, you poker of doom.
liz - *flares nostrils* what did you call me?
carissa - poker of doom.
liz - *flares nostrils* what did you call me?
carissa - poker of doom.
liz - *flares nostrils* what did you call me?
carissa - poker of doom.
liz - *flares nostrils* what did you call me?
carissa - *finally looks at liz's face* ...nothing.
> carissa - *seizes*
liz - goddamit, stop twitchin'!
carissa - i'm trying to get in the sleeping bag.
liz - *attempts to push carissa off the bed*
2 minutes later, still trying to push carissa off the bed.
liz - goddamit, you're like a cockroach!
2 minutes later, still trying to push carissa off the bed.
carissa - move, ya antelope!
2 minutes later, after liz has finally pushed carissa off the bed.
liz - thank god, you're such a friggin' slug.
> liz + carissa - fuckin' b'gackin'! (new curseword... for chickens!)
carissa - it sounds like chickens having sex.
> liz - *after accidentally writing "lick chickens"* i was thinking "lick something."
carissa - what? a fucking jihad on you.
liz - a pox on your house.
> carissa - *grabs liz's abdomen*
liz - ow! what are ya tryin' to do, steal my organs?
carissa - i don't want your organs of organy.
> carissa - GET OUT OF WAY!! GET OUT OF WAY!! BEATS PEOPLE ON HEADS WITH THINGS!!
DAY TWO:
> liz - that was a giant-ass spider!
carissa - i've seen giant-asser spiders.
> liz - *discovers all the boats are tied up and LOCKED* i love this. and by i love this, i mean i hate this!
> liz - my desire would beeee...
carissa - a green monkey!
liz - green monkeys cause AIDS.
> liz - *sings in a boat while rowing* OHHHH. i am a pirate and this is my ship. i row back and forth, back and forth like this. when i open my mouth, she gives me a CHIIIIIIIP!! *opens mouth* *carissa puts a chip in mouth* OHHH. i am a pirate and this is my ship! OHHHHH. i am a pirate and this is how i row. back and forth and back i goooooo. i wouldn't really like it if it started to snooooooooooow. OHHHH. i am a pirate and this is how i row!
> carissa - H has the best "Hi" ever. it's like "Hiiiiiii."
liz - except when he's depressed. then it's like negative i's. like SUBARU!!
> carissa - you can drive us back, if you want.
liz's mom - OH BOY!! CAN I??
> carissa - take this notebook, it flies away like the wind.
> liz - ARMPIT! ARMPIT! TILTING!
> liz - *holds up lakeweed to carissa*
carissa - *seizes*
> allie - if miroku was real i'd bet he'd have kittens.
> liz's mom - we got pasta and garlic bread and salad.
allie - and we killed it all ourselves!
> liz - i need to burn some circulation into my foot.
carissa - so you light a match to your foor, and your blood goes "oh my god, it's hot in here! get out of the foot, get out of the foot!" and runs away, and the other blood goes "hey, he line's movin'! holy shit, it's hot in here, keep movin', keep movin'!" and then you have circulation.
> liz - can yo kick me over? i think i died.
> liz + carissa - da na na na na na na na SLUGMAN!! ...and his sidekick, SNAIL BOY!! (aka, H and Q.)
> carissa - help us! slugman's fallen and she can't get up!
> liz - i can't believe YOU'RE the main character in my life.
carissa - that's just right now, because me and H are all whoooaaa, and you and Q are just like goofy sidekicks.
liz - watch me surpass you.
carissa - go ahead, surpass me! i don't care! i'm happy.
liz - i'll fuck him. just to beat you. don't think i won't.
> liz - you have sooooooft eyebrows... i'll eat.
> carissa - *tries to write something down... and fails* ...eggs??
liz - what were you trying to write?
carissa - equals.
> carissa - *tries to draw something*
liz - what was that supposed to be? a foot?
carissa - yeah.
liz - your mom's a foot.
carissa - your face is my foot.
> liz - will you accompany me to the bathroom?
carissa - i'd be overjoyed to oversee your overpeeing.
> carissa - you raped kamui.
liz - i have not! *grabs kamui*
*muffled screams*
liz - ...nothing.
> liz - it's like X in my crotch.
> carissa - hi, nipples!
> carissa - you alphabet fucker!
> liz - please come with me. i can't do it by myself.
carissa - you can't do it by yourself? what, do you want me to squeeze you or something?
> carissa - i hope your eyeballs melt and your nostriles.
> carissa - ooh, a fetter (talking to a feather)
> liz - OH MY GOD, you're bikky! and H is...
liz + carissa - CAROL!!
> liz - *sings* five hundred twenty-five-thousand, six hundred minutes...
carissa - *convulses*
DAY THREE:
> carissa - i woke up and me face was numb.
liz - yeah, that happens to me a lot...
> carissa - my hot chocolate's getting not hot. *aisha voice* it's not hot, it's not hot, it's not hot!
> liz - my dad went to vietnam, and all i got was this stupid slug.
> liz - stop looking at me!
carissa - but your ass is so cute!
> liz - that is the cutest worm ever.
carissa - it looks like it has cancer.
> liz - the fuck!
carissa - that didn't even deserve a what.
> carissa - write that down.
liz - what?
carissa - no, the fuck.
> liz - it's only nineteen in the morning!
> allie - who was that?
liz's mom - i dunno. she's rubbing her hands together to keep warm.
allie - maybe it's austrian for "pick me up, i'm a hitchhiker."
and then me and carissa played MASH. only, we play PMASHWBG (palace, mansion, apartment, shack, house, winnebago, boathouse, garage).
CARISSA
PMASHWBG
significant other
H
H
H
sssteve
ada
dress
green
white
silver
booger
slug sleeping bag
tuxedo
black
white
blue
slug
allie's face
honeymoon
hawaii
japan
new zealand
rock hill (in oct)
new jersey
month to be married in
may
june
august
march
november
car
yellow vespa
camry
subaru outback
liz's mom's car
adam sandler's car
carissa's job
animator
game designer
author
elementary school teacher
kate-chan's maid
significant other's job
journalist
author
housewife
wrestler
professional mourner
kids?
yes
no
maybe
never
oops
number of kids
0
1
1 natural, 1 adopted
7
12
boys' names
Tobias
Dante
Brett
Melvin
Leslie
girls' names
Laurel
Mai
Kate
Agatha
Edith
?
divorce
widow
widower
happy
volatile
abode
japan
NYC
australia
new jersey
westchester
salary (per year)
god
$525,600
$1 million
$2
-$2
where to do it
hotel room
beach
house
otakon
ICS
times per night
2
3
4
0
1
LIZ
PMASHWBG
significant other
vorin
Q
carissa
sssteve
myke
dress
blue
purple
NAKED
slug
white
tuxedo
blue
purple
white
slug
NAKED
honeymoon
new zealand
japan
canada
carissa's dad's house
gramatan avenue
month/holiday to be married in/on
halloween
new years
march
valentine's day
september
car
hippie van
motorcycle
pink limo
your feet, bum!
RC
carissa's job
graphic designer
interior designer
chef
podiatrist
hooker
significant other's job
cannibal
musician
emperor of the world
spokesletter for alphabits
mah bitch
kids?
yes
no
maybe
never
oops
number of kids
92 miscarriages/0 kids
5
7
92
boys' names
Tobias
Anfreny
Beowulf
Zena
Dante
girls' names
Kioko
Miaka
Nuriko
Talia
Jihad
?
divorce
widow
widower
happy
volatile
abode
carissa's ass
NYC
japan
canadia
carissa's dad's house
salary (per year)
god
$525,600
$7 million
5 cents
4 cents
where to do it
anime boston
boat on rock hill's lake
pup tent on a camping trip
oregon trail
mah room
times per night
7
5
13
.5
NEVAH
and we have so many wonderous doodles and drawings on pages and pages and in between quotes. i'm planning on scanning them and a-postin' 'em as soon as i can. soooo much fun this weekend.
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