I could have tosted bread on my cheeks yesterday, i was so embarssed.
I was walking around Jacksons with my mum and i went to walk past the security guy. As i did i cought him in the balls with my basket accidently.
He then followed me round the shop kicking me in the ass. Told me where he lives and what nights he was going to be working.
Forget cheezey chat ups, just hit them in the balls with baskets.....embarassing but it works!