Whoomp...There It is!   
04:37pm 15/03/2004
 
mood: Waffles are good!
music: Scooter - Posse
Dead world
Why do you cry?
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My first poem!   
11:29pm 11/03/2004
 
mood: Sassier than ever
music: BM Dubs - Whoomp!... There It Is (DJ Aligator Club Mix)
This was written before I went out with Kodi and I was randomly sad.

My World ©
By Ian Bohnsack

For now there is no one to love,
My heart is flitting like a dove.
The world around is up in flames,
For as I look for one to blame.
Is this hell or in between,
And so I listen to my queen.
For the heavens did not accept me at first,
I still play this game until my heart does burst.
I will not mention my desire,
For I am afraid of this fire.
I have nowhere to tell my feelings,
Accept for these dreadful walls and ceilings.
This world in my eyes,
Is nothing more than love and lies.
Now you’ve peered into my world,
And now my mind is left untwirled.		  
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Another Poem   
11:26pm 11/03/2004
 
mood: Still Sassy
music: The end of Jesus (of Nazareth)
A Story of Shrooms ©
By Ian Bohnsack

In this world of reds and yellows,
I see some Irish, dancing fellows.
All these men who look like lizards,
Suck my soul into their gizzards.
As I fall into this tomb,
I gobble down some funny shrooms.
Is that Jesus standing there,
No that is a polar bear.
When I fly into the sky,
I am swallowed up by a big green guy.
As I swirl in this twirl,
I am in this brand new kind of world.
All these large talking cats,
Sit before me in their hats.
Look at that hole in the wall,
It calls the name of Captain Sa.		  
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More random art brought to you By Jesus   
11:23pm 11/03/2004
 
mood: Sassy
music: (Hed) p.e. - Jesus of (Nazareth)
My Reality ©
By Ian Bohnsack

My feelings can’t be told,
For some are much too old.
Though they drive me insane,
I have yet something to gain.
I try and hide the person I am,
And I think this world’s a sham.
I don’t like these peoples’ frustrations,
Or their pitiful exclamations.
I don’t have a single care,
So my feelings I will never share.		  
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Sorry I was in the mood for random poetry!   
11:58pm 09/03/2004
  Friends©
By Ian Bohnsack

Friends are the ones who can bring you joy,
Whether they are girl or boy.
They are there for you always,
When you are happy and when you’re sad.
When you have a problem they try and make you glad.
When you are lonely they’ll be there for you,
Even if you make them mad.
Sometimes they can comfort you,
Even better than Mom or Dad.
When you ask them for a favor they always try to come through,
I want to be your friend,
And a friend I want is you.		  
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My forum!   
10:28pm 29/01/2004
  You should sign up for my forum. I don't know why but you should. It is pretty small right now but I hope to make it bigger. The link is captsa.proboards23.com.  
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Whoa I am back!   
02:44pm 24/01/2004
 
mood: bored
music: Random
Fire
You have a fiery soul. You aren't the quickest to
get angered, but when you do get angry things
can go really wrong really fast. You are
generally very passionate in the things you do.
(Rate my test)


What force is your soul?
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What is the happening my wiggas. I am the bored as the hell. I is going to go do nothing now for that is all that I have to do. Peace!		  
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More Testies   
06:49pm 16/12/2003
  The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

mv">Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test		  
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Hast du eine Kartoffel?   
02:39pm 28/11/2003
 
mood: Fighting the pain
music: Powerpuff Girls Music
Well I have been dieded. So I shall update. Welp that was fun.		  
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Bomb!!!   
10:54am 10/11/2003
 
mood: Please Comment on This!!!!
music: You should Comment on this!!!!!!
Your thoughts. Please comment on this.		  
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Funny Shit!!!   
08:58pm 04/11/2003
 
mood: Wah
music: Ayla-Angelfalls
Watch these flashes. They are really funny. This is a funny series and I am posting them from 1st to last. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=92330 = Retarded Animal Babies 1
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=94996 = Retarded Animal Babies 2
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=97128 = Retarded Animal Babies 3
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=102517 = Retarded Animal Babies 4
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=123073 = Retarded Animal Babies 5

I hope you watch and enjoy the great flashes.		  
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sad   
01:46am 02/11/2003
 
mood: sad
music: Dimmu Borgir-Alt Lys Er Svunnet Hen
i am starting to get sad almost everyone has a friendly girl but ich habe nicht and that is finally getting to me so i dont fell very good about that now but that is all i have to complain of		  
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You best watch out!   
04:20pm 27/10/2003
  dddd
Who are you? No one would even know your name or
who you are. No one may even know what you
really look like. You would be known by a
series of names since you would go under many
aliases and have a number of disguises. You are
very clever and creative, and would almost
always be one step ahead of the authorities.
You would make sure no evidence of your
horrible murders would be left behind, and if
it is, no one would know it was you. You
sneaky, elusive person...authorities would have
hard time trying to catch you. You would
definitely be the mystery criminal. People may
not even know the your killings are all from
you. You would really be a threat to the
public.


  
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Ich habe nicht angst.   
01:43pm 26/10/2003
 
mood: Less angsty
music: Pink Floyd-Welcome to the Machine
Sorry of all the angst from this weekend. I was pissed for no reason, must have been my time of the month. But I am less angst, if not angsty at all. I had a fun time yesterday. I went to Zach's. It was me, Zach and Dan. We did something fun which I will leave to remain anonymous for no reason. And then me and Dan did like nothing for like 5 hours while Zach was on the phone. But all in all it was just another brick in the wall.		  
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Damnit   
01:43am 25/10/2003
 
mood: angry
music: Very angry music AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tucker du bist die ultimate suck. I would have to fully agree with Matt on his most recent entry.		  
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Ach mein Fuss.   
12:52am 24/10/2003
  vamp
You are Form 9, Vampire: The Undying.

"And The Vampire was all that remained on
the blood drowned creation. She attempted to
regrow life from the dead. But as she was
about to give the breath of life, she was
consumed in the flame of The Phoenix and the
cycle began again."

Some examples of the Vampire Form are Hades (Greek)
and Isis (Egyptian).
The Vampire is associated with the concept of
death, the number 9, and the element of fire.
Her sign is the eclipsed moon.

As a member of Form 9, you are a very realistic
individual. You may be a little idealistic,
but you are very grounded and down to earth.
You realize that not everything lasts, but you
savor every minute of the good times. While
you may sometimes find yourself lonely, you
have strong ties with people that will never be
broken. Vampires are the best friends to have
because they are sensible.


  
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More random art brought to you By Jesus   
09:22pm 20/10/2003
 
mood: Angsty
music: Dimmu Borgir - Mourning Place
My Reality ©
By Ian Bohnsack

My feelings can’t be told,
For some are much too old.
Though they drive me insane,
I have yet something to gain.
I try and hide the person I am,
And I think this world’s a sham.
I don’t like these peoples’ frustrations,
Or their pitiful exclamations.
I don’t have a single care,
So my feelings I will never share.		  
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My second random poem.   
09:27pm 15/10/2003
 
mood: Trippy
music: Outkast-Hey Ya
A Story of Shrooms ©
By Ian Bohnsack

In this world of reds and yellows,
I see some Irish, dancing fellows.
All these men who look like lizards,
Suck my soul into their gizzards.
As I fall into this tomb,
I gobble down some funny shrooms.
Is that Jesus standing there,
No that is a polar bear.
When I fly into the sky,
I am swallowed up by a big green guy.
As I swirl in this twirl,
I am in this brand new kind of world.
All these large talking cats,
Sit before me in their hats.
Look at that hole in the wall,
It calls the name of Captain Sa.


That is my second random poem. It is about a fun drug that I recommend doing. Wah.		  
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My random poem!!!   
08:36pm 14/10/2003
 
mood: Cragelmuffiny
music: Korn-Got the Life
My World ©
By Ian Bohnsack

For now there is no one to love,
My heart is flitting like a dove.
The world around is up in flames,
For as I look for one to blame.
Is this hell or in between,
And so I listen to my queen.
For the heavens did not accept me at first,
I still play this game until my heart does burst.
I will not mention my desire,
For I am afraid of this fire.
I have nowhere to tell my feelings,
Accept for these dreadful walls and ceilings.
This world in my eyes,
Is nothing more than love and lies.
Now you’ve peered into my world,
And now my mind is left untwirled.

That is my random poem. Please post so I can see how you interpret that poem. I don't think I have any of those feelings but I might. So oh well.		  
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Woojawaw   
04:16pm 29/09/2003
  I had a fun an slightly odd weekend. On Friday, I went to Blockbuster and rented 3 movies for me and my mom got 2 of her own. I got Half Past Dead, The Hunted, and Friday the 13th Part 9. My mom got The Hours and The Life of David Gale. While she was watching her two I decided to take my computer apart. So know I have parts for sale.
On Saturday, I went to my cousin, Tyler's house. There was about 9 people there. Almost all football players. We started off playing some Halo. About 9:00 we started a bonfire. Then about 11:00 people started drinking Bicardi Silver or something. I didn't drink that though. The about 11:30 they busted out the Everclear(the strongest alcohol besides Moonshine(not sold in stores)). I poured myself about a shot (didn't have shot glasses, had to use cups). I drank that in about 2 drinks and chased it with MOUNTAIN DEW not having any more alcohol to chase it with. And then I got about another 2 shots pured for me and I just mixed it with MOUNTAIN DEW that time. The same thing for about 2 more cups making a total of about 7 shots of Everclear. I was drunk off my ass. I didn't know what the hell was going on. I accidently stepped in a fire and almost burnt myself. I fell down quite a few times. Danny tells me I was rolling around on the ground and singing odd songs. But then I was escorted into a tent by 2 of the 3 sober people where we were going to sleep. And that is where the XBox's were. So I played Danny's Soul Caliber and beat Arcade mode somehow with someone(I don't remember). I then I went back outside for awhile. After awhile my cousin started throwing up(I guess he couldn't hold his alcohol). But yeah, that lasted awhile. Then all of what I remember was I went inside and went to sleep.


Thank you for reading, I bid you Adiou or something, BobMarleyClock.		  
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