8:00PM - my views
Have a good cry, wash out your heart. If you keep it inside it'll tear you apart."
I always thought that when it rained, it was because angels cried, because they knew someone had passed away. Now I know they don't cry for those who have died, they cry because they feel the pain of those who are left behind."
"There are places I remember all my life, though some have changed, some forever, not for better some have gone but some remain. All these places have their moments, where lovers and friends I still can recall, some are dead and some are living, in my life I loved them all."
For the Boys Why is it when a guys known as a player he's know as a pro, but when a girl takes a turn she's known as a hoe?
"It's one thing to say you're gonna let go. It's another to actually do it, to loosen your grip and let yourself fall."
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
Always know in your heart that you are far bigger than anything that can happen to you.
In each of us, there is a little of all of us.
"Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out."
There's nothing like the deep breaths after laughing that hard.
Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.
I believe in God like I believe in the sun, not because I see it, but because of it I see everything!
We forget all too soon forget the things we thought we could never forget.
The things we remember best are those better forgotten."
Current mood: 
creative
8:02PM
WOMENS ADVICE TO MEN
The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
If we're watching football with you - it's not bonding - it's the butts.
If the truth hurts, ask us those ego - sensitive questions on your payday.
Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.
Don't fret if you find out that the milkman delivers more than once a day.
Please don't drive when you're not driving.
Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional
to the number of baths you take.
If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask us in bed.
The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by male rubber-necking at the mini-skirts.
If only women gossip, how do you and
your friends keep track of "who's easy"?
Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
Start parting and combing your hair to one side
early in life - you'll never see the 'island' coming.
Have a strong need for male bonding? Visit your proctologist.
Your contributions to your child should go above and beyond that y chromosome you unselfishly sacrificed.
Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
Your balding is a good thing - it subsidizes our hair care expenses.
bitchy