Remember "Footprints"?   
12:20am 22/08/2003
  "And then I saw four thousand sets of footprints, and I asked the Lord 'Was that when we were surrounded by the heavenly host?'

And he said, 'No. That's when we were run over by a herd of migrating wildebeest.'"

(Found on the boards of Ship of Fools.)
 
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