| Top Ten Ways to Pass Time before Book 5 |
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| 12:32am 09/06/2003 |
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mood: impatient music: happy birthday john - starflyer 59
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10. Sleep. A lot.
9. Read books 1-4 again. And again.
8. Trawl Fanfiction.net for Hermione/Ginny slash.
7. Trawl Fanfiction.net for really abysmal pairings and harass Cats with them. "Lookit! Snape/Hagrid! Mrs. Norris/Crookshanks! Crabbe/Goyle!"
6. Clean out chair, so as to make room to read Book 5 when it arrives.
5. Discuss the phallic symbolism of Quidditch with Cats
4. Pick out clothes for All-Important Book Party.
3. Enumerate reasons why Fanon!Anti-Hero!Draco is so much better than Canon!Draco.
2. Bite fingernails.
1. Make up countdown lists.
Me and Cats are desperately trying to kill the last ten days before BOOK FIVE BOOK FIVE BOOK FIVE!!! So yeah. More to come. |
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| Top Nine Book Quotes |
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| 06:27pm 09/06/2003 |
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9. "It's lucky it's dark. I haven't blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." (Book 1, pg. 11)
8. "Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once--"
"Or twice--"
"A minute--"
"All summer--"(book 1, pg. 96)
7. "Your sons flew that car to Harry's house and back last night!" shouted Mrs. Weasley. "What have you got to say about that, eh?"
"Did you really?" said Mr. Weasley eagerly. "Did it go all right? I-- I mean," he faltered as sparks flew from Mrs. Weasley's eyes, "that-- that was very wrong, boys-- very wrong indeed..." (book 2, pg. 39)
6. "This is what Dumbledore sends his defender! A songbird and an old hat! Do you feel brave, Harry Potter? Do you feel safe now?" (book 2, pg. 316)
5. "How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous chocolate pudding.
"The Ministry's providing a couple of cars," said Mr. Weasley.
Everyone looked up at him.
"Why?" said Percy curiously.
"It's because of you, Perce," said George seriously. "And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them--"
"-- for Humongous Bighead," said Fred.
Everyone except Percy and Mrs. Weasley snorted into their pudding. (book 3, pg. 63)
4. "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." (book 3, pg. 287)
3. "Anyone can speak Troll," said Fred dismissively. "All you have to do is point and grunt." (book 4, pg. 89)
2. "You seem to be drowning twice," said Hermione.
"Oh am I?" said Ron, peering down at his parchment. "I'd better change one of them to getting trampled by a rampaging hippogriff." (book 4, pg. 223)
1. "Oh, I would never dream of assuming I know all Hogwart's secrets, Igor," said Dumbledore amicably. "Only this morning, for instance, I took a wrong turning on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I have never seen before, containing a really rather magnificent collection of chamber pots. When I went back to investigate more closely, I discovered the room had vanished. But I must keep an eye out for it. Possibly it is only accessible at five-thirty in the morning. Or it may only appear at the quarter moon -- or when the seeker has an exceptionally full bladder." (book 4, pg. 418) |
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