| The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | no |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | only when Julie & Robert are home |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | no |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | umm.. |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | no |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | no |
| Do you steal?: | :x |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | depends on what you call inappropriate |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | yeah |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | no |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | sometimes |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | eh. |
| Do you read books often?: | I've always got my nose in a book |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | nope |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | yup |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | no |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | I'm a mall rat born and raised |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | yes |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | hell yeah |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | umm not really |
| Are you intelligent?: | I think I am |
| The Goth Stereotype |
| Black lipstick?: | nope |
| Black eyeliner?: | nope |
| Black eyeshadow?: | gray... |
| Black trenchcoat?: | nope |
| Black boots?: | yup |
| Black fishnets?: | nope |
| Black nail polish?: | yup |
| Cigarettes?: | nope |
| Heavy metal music?: | some |
| Marilyn Manson?: | when I'm pissy |
| Kittie?: | when I'm pissy |
| Cradle of Filth?: | nope |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | lol I've got the angst just no frown |
| Do you like to be seen as: | me |
| Are you an intellectual?: | I think I am |
| An atheist?: | nope |
| Horrible home life?: | It's getting better |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | not that hopelessly anymore |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | not anymore |
| Self-mutilation?: | not anymore |
| The Punk Stereotype |
| Plaid?: | it's pretty |
| Big black boots?: | I got them |
| Mohawk?: | I want one :x |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | nope |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | that's me |
| Wild hair colors?: | not that wild |
| NOFX?: | they're a-okay |
| Rancid?: | getting into them thanks to some friends |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | that would be me |
| A: | B!! |
| The Jock Sterotype |
| What's your IQ?: | unno? |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | nope |
| Play a lot of sports?: | nope |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | nope |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | yes |
| Are you arrogant?: | nope |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | no |
| Are you homophobic?: | most of my friends are gay... |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | no |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | deep down aren't we all that? |
| Boobs = yes?: | i have two thank you very much |
| Parties = yes?: | no thanks |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | nope i'm not like some people i know. |
| The Girl Stereotype |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | umm no |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | no |
| How much did you lose?: | ? |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | that's just mean |
| Make yourself throw up?: | that's not even funny |
| Make-up?: | i own some but it's in a drawer somewhere |
| Low-cut tops?: | hookers and hoes eatin' motherfuckin' chicken and french fries |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | C? maybe |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | no |
| Giggle a lot?: | yeah |
| What's the deal with boys?: | they're there |
| Thongs?: | no butt floss please |
| Pretty bras?: | i like those |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | they rock for cut outs |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | men |
| Are you a feminist?: | some would say yes |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | no |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | every other day |
| How about your armpits?: | every other day |
| Are you emotional?: | i can be |
| Especially when on your period?: | isn't everyone? |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
| Originality or Acceptance?: | originality |
| Independence or Companionship?: | both |
| Stability or Freedom?: | freedom |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | personal |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | extrovert |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | a little of both at the right times |
| Unique or Loved?: | both |
| Understood or Individual?: | both |
| You or Them?: | us |
rejected
bitchy
calm
tired
ecstatic
quixotic
disappointed
confused
amused
pissed off
happy