you think you knizzle, but you have no idizzle

Time:

1:24 pm.

i have a livejournal.
it's www.livejournal.com/users/iwearshrtshorts
i never mess with this one anymore. go to that for updates.

-yo yo

Subject:	uh, oh
Time:	8:53 pm.
Mood:	i try to forget.
Music:	black keys - set you free.

haley's gaybastard brother's are over here, oh how wonderful. i havent really done anything in the last 3 days. i um played basketball and ran today. thats pretty much it. tommorrow,is my chuck e. cheese bday party! whoo-fuckin-hoo! yay. 8 o'clock, fun times! i was thinking tonight, and as of right now, i look up, to no-one. because everyone i used to look up to, are either friends, or i have changed and dont like them anymore. so if ayone wants me to look up to them post a coment, and i'll think about it. i hurt my fingers today trying to show off playing basketball. feels like rosethorns stuck in them, sucks. waiting for someone to come online, yeah. when they do, i'll prolly have to go. yeah. here's tha recent happenings: new band: guster and black keys, new hobby: running. new girl/friend: haley, pretty cool, actually, very cool. new show: subterannean. new interest: is abe's sister hott or what new philosophy: see, before, i was liking a different girl each week, and if they didnt like me back, i wood just give up. so this tells me a few things. one, im lazy. and two, i wasnt really interested in aything except for looks. and so the person i am infatuated with now, has really really good looks, but she's hilarious, smart, and is just all around awesome, and someone i cood actually see myself getting older with, so we'll see. no more being lazy, and liking some new chick every week. im gonna try to get rid of tha shallow adam, cuz i finally got on my own nerves, instead of just yours, so yeah. anyone have any interesting thoughts. comment, and lemme know. go to www.blurty.com/users/emolly she's pretty cool. im about to change tha colors from red and white back to pink

-yo yo

Subject:	oh
Time:	12:04 am.
Mood:	exhausted.
Music:	guster - two points for honesty.

today's recap. woke up, talked to folks, nothing special. went to church with lyman. haley came. my god she's hott. yeah. so nothing too special. went to taco bell. um, yeah, my parents are doing it, and i think im gonna kill myself. that is terrible. my mom said me and haley are gonna get married. lets keep our fingers crossed. this song is awesome. cait hates me. its ok.

-yo yo

Subject:	great song
Time:	1:08 pm.
Music:	turin brakes - painkillers.

the new favorite show, is subterranean on mtv2 on nights. awesome. this song came on ast night, awesome.
Batten up the hatches, here comes the cold
I can feel it creeping, it's making me old
You give me so much love that it blows my brains out

You need something better than the bacon and eggs
The creaking in the walls and the banging in the bed
You give me so much love that it blows my brains out

Summer rain,dripping down your face again
Summer rain,praying someone feels the same
Take the pain killer, cycle on your bicycle
Leave all this misery behind

My love giving me head, feeling very guilty,breaking the bread
Losing my attention, taking the world on
So batten up the hatches, here comes the cold
I can feel it creeping, it's making me old
You give me so much love that it blows my brains out

Summer rain,dripping down your face again
Summer rain,praying someone feels the same
Take the pain killer, cycle on your bicycle
Leave all this misery behind

My love, my love, my love, my love oh my love

Summer rain,dripping down your face again
Summer rain,praying someone feels the same
Take the pain killer, cycle on your bicycle
Leave all this misery behind

Summer rain,dripping down your face again
Summer rain,praying someone feels the same
Take the pain killer, cycle on your bicycle
Leave all this misery behind
Leave all this misery behind
Leave all this misery behind
Leave all this misery behind.

-yo yo

Subject:	yo
Time:	12:55 am.
Mood:	blank.
Music:	weezer - butterfly.

tonight, today, was ok. i woke up just a bit late, at 1, when brandi called. told her id call her back when i woke up good. i called her back, and um yeah, went stgraight to tha answering machine. yeah. so i sat around, ate, and stuff. did my chores, nuthin too special. talked to ashley, she's leavin for tampa tommorrow, got her number, didnt call her. insecurities got the best of me. yeah. so i played basketball, ran, did crunches, got a shower, and thoms came over. we went bowling. i sucked. um yeah, i tried to use my mack skills, on these girls, and it didnt work, but yeah. didnt feel too bummed. went to krispy kreeme. yeah. came home. ive sat around alot today. im sorta tired. before i left for dauphin island, i liked ashley. cuz i mean, she's sweet, hott, goes to church, and lives down tha road from me so yeah. and i alawyas fall for a girl whos sweet to me, cuz those are hard to come by. but yeah, today was tha first time ive talked to her since then. so yeah. sorta like brittany again. but yeah, havent talked to her in a few days. yeah. im gonna go

-yo yo

Subject:	another survey thing i copied from cait
Time:	1:07 am.

[ x ] Spell your first name backwards - mada
[ x ] The story behind your lj user name - i dont have one yet, because cait sucks, dick
[ x ] Are you a lesbian - not that i know of
[ x ] Where do you live - a-towne baybay
[ x ] 5 words that sum you up - wow, oh, forgot, brag, hair

DESCRIBE YOUR
[ x ] Wallet - i got it on tha way back from spring break. its gott like some indian carved tribal fish thing, quite redkneck-tastic
[ x ] Hairbrush - green
[ x ] Toothbrush - pink, spins aoround
[ x ] Jewelry worn daily - do shoes count, this bracelet karly made, some hat
[ x ] Pillow cover - leapord print
[ x ] Blanket - leaperd print
[ x ] Coffee cup - from dauphin island
[ x ] Sunglasses - from tha dollar store, brown
[ x ] Underwear - well, due to the fact i havent washed any clothes lately, none, but i have a thong in my room
[ x ] Shoes - tha duffs
[ x ] Handbag - huh
[ x ] Favorite top - schnookums shirt
[ x ] Cologne/Perfume - this stuff, smells not like a butt
[ x ] CD in stereo right now - i dont have one, but tha computer is white stripes - elephant, and the get up kids - on a wire
[ x ] Tattoos - oh
[ x ] Piercings - oh
[ x ] What you are wearing now - pants, duffs, schnookums shirt, new padres hat
[ x ] Hair - shaggy brown
[ x ] Makeup - i didnt realize

WHO or WHAT (was/is/are)
[ x ] In my mouth - braces
[ x ] In my head - dirty thoughts about abe's sister
[ x ] Wishing - i wasnt a loser, and that i had a lebaron
[ x ] After this - death
[ x ] Talking to - no-one, cuz im filling this dumb thing out
[ x ] Eating - mac and cheese, porkchops
[ x ] Fetishes - my god, when a girl rubs tha back of my head (more dirty thoughts)
[ x ] If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason - tracy, hah
[ x ] Person you wish you could see right now - my real dad
[ x ] Is next to you - my cat
[ x ] Some of your favorite movies - goonies, almost famous, uhf, my god that movie was hilarious today, cky movies
[ x ] Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month - the entire month together is awesome
[ x ] The last thing you ate - this bite

Name three bad habits you have:
1.) rub my tum while im talking
2.) forgetful
3.) shyness

Name four scents you love:
1.) my own fart
2.) birthday morning
3.) steak cooking
4.) i heard that the olsen twins smell good

Name four things you'd never wear: (normally anyways)
1.) a shirt that says "tommy armstrong is my hero"
2.) that thong again, that sucked
3.) the usual
4.) whatever the hell justins mom buys him.

Name four animals you like:
1.) pal
2.) my cat, shaft
3.) lesbians
4.) max

Name four television shows you love:
1.) that show with mary johanson
2.) extreme reality challenge or whatever on tnn
3.) pardon the interuption
4.) simpsons

Name four bands/genres most people don't know you like:
1.) that stuff me and lumpy listened to last night
2.) old r & b and soul
3.) that justin timberlake cd before i play basketball makes me laugh and loosens me up
4.) country

Name four drinks you regularly drink:
1.) mountain dew
2.) sunkist
3.) vaniller coke
4.) ms. diane's tea, good god that stuff was good

Name four random facts about yourself:
1.) im not wearing undies
2.) todays my bday
3.) i like brittany peoples again
4.) i think im shallow

Name three random facts about your family:
1.) they all have my last name
2.) i clean their house and get no respect from them
3.) they're perfect for me, unreplaceable

1. Fallen for your Best Friend? no, that might be gross, but i did used to consider tracy a best friend, and did that, so yeah, well, oh
2. Made out with JUST a friend? yeah. almost did today, will tomoro
3. Been rejected? or heartbroken? fa shizzle bizzle
4. Been in love? i dont think so
5. Been in lust? um...
6. Used someone? almost did but um, my consciense got to me
7. Been used? yeah
8. Cheated on someone? nope
9. Been cheated on? yeah, it was fun
10. Done something you regret? nope

Who/What was the last..

11. You touched? my mom, hugged her before she went to bed
12. You talked to? my mom
13. You hugged? my mom
14. You instant messaged? this natalie girl
15. You yelled at? my little brother
16. You laughed with? my mom
17. You had a crush on? brittany
18. Who broke your heart? well, i dunno, have to say brittany, but she had non idea, no fault, other than my own fault for beign dumb

19. Colour your hair? did have it blonde way back when
20. Have tattoos? didnt we already discuss this
21 Piercings? i think we already talked about this, yo
22. Own a web cam? no
23. Have aol? yeah
24. What should you be doing right now? sleeping
25. What are you listening to? some terrible crap on mtv2, hol don, now a hairband on vh1 classic
26. Can you do anything freakish with your body? yeah, i have bent pinkies
27. Chicken or fish? chicken
28 Do you have a favorite animal? lesbians
29 Is ice cream the best thing in the world? no, i think we all know bon jovi is

1. What would your dream date be? well, i dunno, doesnt really matter, cuz those sort of things dont come true
2. Single flower or a dozen? however many she wants
3. Silver, gold or platinum? gold, like my hero
4. Candle lit dinner in a restaurant or at home? wherever she wants
5. Roses or wild flowers? roses
6. Silly or serious romance? cant have one without the other, u'll divorce or break up, like tom green and drew barrymore
7. Marvin Gaye or Barry White? al green, come on now, he was so awesome
8. Do you consider yourself a romantic: i've never really been given the chance
9. Shy? yeah
10. Boring? i dunno, u tell me
12. The Lovey Dovey type? kinda hard to be lovey dovey to the mirror when thats all u have

What have you done TODAY?
well, i woke up this morning, it was my bday, i hung out here, ate, weent bowling, and yeah

Laughed? yeah
Helped someone? yeah
Dissected something? no, but let's cross our fingers tommorrow
Drank? livewire, sunkist
Cut your hair? no
Kissed someone? i was sposed to
Missed someone? yeah
Told someone you love them? my momma
Met someone new? yeah

Q. Who is your favourite Spice Girl? justin's mom
Q. Favourite Disney Characters? arial, aladdin, and the lead singer of posion, hes a disney character right u cant actually be that gay
Q. Favourite fast food? chick-fil-a
Q. Favourite book? Kurt Cobain:Journals
Q. Favourite Sports teams? baseball-cubs, football-rams and browns, basketball-clippers and mavericks, golfer-that guy who said women shouldn't play golf, hockey-penguins, and college-georgia
Q. Favourite song? the steve miller band - abra abra cadabra
Q. What room is your computer in? mine in my room
Q. What is your shoe size? 13
Q. What will you be when you grow up? i wanna be an actor, but just like other dreams, wont happen, so ima be a teacher
Q. What are you doing right now? oh

-yo yo

Subject:	elizabeth sucks, and tha other appenins
Time:	12:32 am.
Mood:	determined.
Music:	moneen - a realization of how it's always been.

first entry in a while. whoo-hoo. me and elizabeth arent gonna be friends anymore, because she wants to be an asshole. ok. im leaving saturday for dauphin island and getting back the next friday. yeah. gonna miss some people. not the hassle of alabaster. it used to be so simple. yeah. back in the "before time in the long long ago" back when we play hop-scotch. she sucks. liz and kelli that is. back in the day when i changed for the worse at one point, she told me, and i hadnt noticed it til she told me, but then after that, i changed back to the good adam, and here i am. but iu tiold her she changed, and wow, refuses it. so fuck her and her yo yo holla shit. tonight was filled with stuff. heres tha major points.
*golf lessons with retarded kid
*slept from 1030 to 230
*barely did chores
*got a haircut
*i look so gay
*ask for my pic, yo
*went to church, everyone was sorta like, ur hair! what happend
*abe's slutty ex brought 2 losers to church
*guy wore a jacket in 100 degree weather, wow
*we agree, he is doosh
*had to battle natalie in the "stick ur foot in the icewater and get the marbles" game, she won
*went out with thoms to wal mart
*droped condoms in old womans cart
*saw lumpy, his friend, and fatsamuel
*liz and kelli suck, ratigan is cool
*farted at nicole
*wow, perfect timing
*yeah
i have been out everynight thisd week, whoo-hoo!, represent

-yo yo

Subject:	elizabeth sucks, and tha other appenins
Time:	12:31 am.

-yo yo

Subject:	bragster
Time:	7:53 am.
Mood:	awake.
Music:	tom petty - wont back down.

last night was pretty fun. i woke up round 12, went to taylor's at 3 for my mom and dads sunday school pool party. when i got there, i was the only teenager other than little david and taylor. an they're both 8th grade miniatures. so when david got there i started jumping and sliding on the diving boardd and slide. yeah. fun. so i played basketball, and tore up cody. and whenever i would guard dave-o, he wood kill my fight with his shoes. yeah. and i was able to ddo some good passes. yeah. barefeet. so we sawm some more, ate, then played little kid kickball, fun. except i hert my shoulder. yeah. so we left around i dunno, it was gettin dark. so like 5 mins after i got home, thoms, called, so i got drest, got money, and me and him went to allyssa's to get her and maggie. yeah. so we did, and went driving in some direction. we went and ate at mcalister's and i got a ham "samidge". by tha way, i had changed into the jumpsuit at one point. so when we were done frankie and doug came up. so we sat outside and hung out with them. so doug was thirsty, so we walked to walgreens and publix, but they were closed. we went to little ceasrer, and tha guy said we're closed, and doug said "thats what i like to hear" so we went to the package store, but doug was too picky, and said they only had coke and he wanted grapico. what a loser. so we went to the car, and parted ways with doug and frankie. we went by the alabama concert and some neck was waving an alabama flag, hah. still make me laugh. my hero. so we went to thoms's where me, frankie, and doug locked thoms, maggie, and alyssa in the "rape/shag room". see, we're good friends. and so doug got thoms's paintball gun, and we took thoms's sister to kristen's house, and doug shot radnomly with the paintball gun. so we got back, and let them out. they seemed to enjoi themselves, so yeah. after that we parted ways with frank and doug and went to alyssa's and played pool. they painted my face with chalk, and i got glitter, which is still in my pocket. i also know all the words to private eyes. it was a pretty awesome night. tha day before, brandi came over, and we made out, and stuff. and it was fun. but no, we aren't goin out. it was just a "rendevous" so yeah. that night the concert was decent, doesnt compare to vaniller ice or jimmy buffet, but hey, who does. im bout to get a shower, and get drest, and go to church, so cya.

-yo yo

Subject:	oh
Time:	2:18 am.
Music:	nirvana - i hate myself and want to die.

yo yo yo. im bizzle fa shizzle.

THE TURTLE SONG
got a turtle,
named him snoop,
got a turtle,
he makes alot of poop.

got a turtle,
cooler than a crab,
got a turtle,
i feed him just a dab.

got a turtle,
he has a big shell,
got a turtle,
crabs can go to hell.

got a turtle,
lives in a bocks,
got a turtle,
slower than tha focks.

how was that. i wrote it in a minute. yeah, tha last few days have been pretty good. this morning, me and buddy woke up, to an empty house. so i listened to the white stripes played my video game, and won some shirts for kelli on ebay. yeah. so i did m chores, played that game, and then tom came over. then ross did. so i finishded my chores, and got drest for basketball. we took some pics, in one im "killa dawg" my alter ego. so we were gonna go to tha Y, bt i had fogotten to cook, so we coodnt. so i cooked, we ate, and then played basketball. looked on ebay played basketball, and yeah. this tiffany girl likes me, oh? no!tired of it. why cant people i like ever like me?! so we took ross home, and i fucked up my finger, yeah. dumb. so i type worse than normal now. so i got home, watched tv, talked and yeah. talked to lynsey on tha fone, fun. talked to liz, which doesnt mean she talked back, got some blisteringly cold shoulders from kelli and liz. yeah. so then i watched vaniller sky with tom, great movie. deep. yeah. im about to be through typing, so yeah. clcik on tha link, it's a pic of killa dawg. song is awesome.
http://www.geocities.com/youbrag2much/100_05372.jpg