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Saturday, November 6th, 2004

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    America! FUCK YA!
    Me and Kalin chilled yesterday, played some Fable on his XBox then some CS on it too. Then we went to see Team America: World Police. Funniest shit ever. omg. If you haven't seen it yet go and see it. If you have seen it, go and see it again. We had already heard the theme song to it multiple times because we downloaded it. So when ever it played me and Kalin were the only ones in the theatre shouting along with the song going: "AMERICAAA! FUCK YA! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY YAH! AMERICAAA! FUCK YA!" Awesome night. Missed Sammie tho, but a fun night. The scenes where the puppets were having sex was fucking hilarious, my personal favorite I think.

    I snuck in a BB gun too, if the theatre was empty I was going to cap ppl in their heads LOL, but it was packed. Some bitches cell phone went off, so I took out the pistol from my belt and aimed it, and all you heard was the *click* of the safty being switched off, at which point Kalin just starts CRACKING up. It was just so perfect. I woulda shot her but I couldnt get a clean shot. *sigh* I'm a fucking retard at times, I know.

    I called my Gunney today. He wasn't at his office so I asked him to call me sometime. Just wanna go over a few more questions I got.

    I've been feeling a little weird lately. Been thinking about lots of stuff. Some of its got me down, but it's all good :) Sammie's coming home from work soon so I'm gonna wrap this up! See ya!

    Here's a funny quote from the movie

    Gary: "We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit."

    Current Mood: bouncy
    Current Music: Trey Parker - America, Fuck Ya!

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