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.xx. [08 Aug 2003|12:34am]
[ mood | silly ]

*sigh* I'm having hard time keeping up with this thing. Maybe when school starts I'll use it more often. Then again, maybe when school starts I'll use it less then I do now.

So I went to registration today, got my pictures taken, found 2 of classes and my locker. I'm going back tomorrow with Kurtis and possibly Jennifer if she isn't working or out with Katie. I bet I need to get picture retakes because I felt like my fake smile was way overboard. That happens when I don't want to smile AT ALL. God damn photo persons. Why do we need photos anyway? Pictures are STUPID. I hate them all. I look bad in them all. The end of this discussion.

Hm. I have 3 classes with Jen, lunch with Jen, study hall at the same time as Jen, and the rest of our classes are right by each other. This is a sign that we are meant to die together at the high school. Good riddance, the whole school is a LABRYNTH! I don't even think I spelled that right. I wish our school had David Bowie in it. Sitting at the top of the stares, singing to me. That'd be kick ass. The library looks like the one in "The Breakfast Club." I wish Emilio was dancing up on the balcony thing. EMILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*sigh* So. Uhm. Dyed my hair. It looks fucked. But that's okay because it takes away the attention from my pimples. I hate hormones for causing me acne. HOW DARE THEE SPOT THY FACE! GARR.

I want to be a pirate. Yarr.

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RELAX don't do it [23 Jul 2003|09:39pm]
[ mood | silly ]
[ music | The dishwasher, how stimulating ]


Chelsea's 14th is this Monday so we're having a Johnny Depp movie marathon like whoa. We're only going to get the movies everyone else will want to watch. So no Sam or Cry baby *snifftear* T_T We're going to rent "Chocolat", "Sleepy Hollow", "Edward Scissorhands", "From Hell", "Blow", and "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?". We're only getting "From Hell" and "Blow" because I'm a whiney bitch and I whined and whined and whined. So she said we can watch them. Yay. My sister is so nice to me ^_^

I have that Wallflowers song from "Zoolander" stuck in my head. "I started a joke that got the whole world crying" blah blah blah "I started to cry which got the whold world laughing" blah blah blah. I watched that movie today. 'Twas great.

I took a bath (whoa, really? Yes, really) and my hair is all wet and cold >_<; I need to get a haircut because it looks like I am growing a mullet. Not that mullets aren't great and sexy, cause they are, but I just don't want one. I want my babydoll bob ^-^

Tonight on BBC, Orlando is going to be on some show and stuff. It's a rerun. But me and Chelsea are going to watch it anyhow. Chels is watching it for Orlando and I'm watching it because British television turns me on. I'm going to live in England some day, some how. Maybe I can convince someone to move with me so I won't be all alone and stuff. Perhaps Emily... *shudders*

Well, that's all for now.


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SuRvEy`Z rAwK mAi SoXxOrZ [22 Jul 2003|04:38pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | "Slept So Long" by Jay Gordon of Orgy ]

~*~* NAMES *~*~
1.What is your real, full name? Carly Anne S*******
2.What other names were your parents thinking about for you? How the hell would I know?
3.If you had been born of the opposite gender, what was your name going to be (according to your parents)? Again, I really wouldn't know
4. What does your name mean (if you know)? Little and Womanly
5. Do you like your name? Hell no
6. Do you know anyone else with your name? Yes but it's spelled different
7. If you could change your name, what would it be to? Isabelle ^_^
8. What is coolest name of someone you know? Krupa
9. The wierdest? Krupa!
10. The plainest/ugliest? Stacey

11. What is your favorite weapon? Sarcasm
12. What is your favorite genre of book? Novels or fantasy/supernatural (with romance!!)
13. What is your favorite planet? Pluto
14. Your favorite type of sandwich? PB & J
15. How about your favorite role playing game (if you play them)? I don't play any games but I do RP occasionally
16. Your favorite play? I haven't seen any plays that I like
17. Favorite joke? Blah
18. Favorite color of clothing on you? Black
19. Favorite fruit juice flavor? Orange or Grape
20. What's your favorite thing to look up online? Pictures

21. Do you know anyone who drinks underage (if yes, how many)? Yes, about 3 or 4
22. Smokes (if yes, how many)? Yes, the same people who drink
23. Does drugs (if yes, how many)? 2 or 3
24. Lost their vigrinity before being married? 3 that I know of
25. Worships the devil? No one
26. Has had their life threatened? Blah
27. Do you know anyone who hates slurpees? Yes
28. Give a rough estimate of how many people you know. How the fuck am I supposed to know? I don't keep track
29. Now how many of them are your friends? 3 or 4, I have no friends
30. Where are the majority of your friends from (i.e. sports, school)? Internet

31. Eat bugs purposely? No
32. Commit a crime? Perhaps
33. Change your religion? I don't have a religion and I don't want one
34. Lie to your parents? Yes
35. Jump over a waterfall? If I wouldn't die doing it
36. Change clothes in front of an open window? No
37. Dress up as the opposite sex for an important event? Uhhh
38. Go out at night dressed in something like a black trenchoat and sunglasses? Yes, hahaha
39. Sing a harmonized duet in front of 500 strangers? Hell no
40. Tell someone that you liked them if they were much older than you? No

41. Lied to your parents about something really important? Yes
42. Have your life threatened? No
43. Stumbled across FBI secrets online? No
44. Stayed up until the morning light talking online? Yes
45. Made people give you really wierd glances? All the time
46. Read a Shakespeare play? Yes
47. Talked in your sleep? Yes
48. Sung at a kareoke bar? No
49. Looked something up online your parents specifically told you not to look up? Yes (dicks on eBay, what fun!)
50. Been run over... with a bike? I've ran over my own toe with a bike if that counts

51. Number one on your hit list? hit list? Hillary Duff
52. On your aol instant messaging list (Give screen names and real names, if possible)? I'm not listing, dood.. but I have 46 people
53. The person you talk to most online? Mark, Emily
54. The person you talk to least online? Branden
55. The person who calls you every day? No one
56. Is there anyone that dumped you when you most needed them? Yes
57. The last person you talked to on the phone with? Jennifer
58. The person/people you're with the most? My sister
59. Never home? Mark
60. Always home? Me!

~*~*THIS OR THAT*~*~
61. Mulan or Moulin Rouge? Mulan, duh! That's only the best Disney movie next to Alice in Wonderland
62. 7 Up or Dr. Pepper? 7 Up
63. Hamsters or Gerbils? Hamsters
64. Rats or Mice? Mice
65. The Swings or the Slide? Swings
66. Rollercoaster or Merry-Go-Round? Rollercoaster
67. Sneakers, Sandals, or No Shoes? No shoes
68. Italian or Mexican food? Mexican
69. Fast Food or Sit Down Restaurant? Fast food
70. The Sun or the Moon? Moon

71. What's your favorite quote about love? Blah
72. Favorite quote about friends? Blah
73. How about about life? "Life's a bitch, then you die"
74. What's your favorite humorous quote? "I'll lose weight when I want to, bitch"
75. How about the quote that makes you go, "Hmmm"? I don't really like quotes...
76. The quote that makes you go, "To true, to true." Blah
77. What's your favorite swear word? Fucker
78. What's your favorite non-swear word? Anypoo
79. What's your favorite thing to do on a cold day? Sleep in many a blanket
80. How about your favorite thing to do on a hot day? Sleep on the floor, under the ceiling fan

81. Are there any shoes in the room? Yes, 2 pairs of flip-flops and my dad's sandles
82. Underwear? No
83. Dishes, glasses, forks, spoons etc? A glass
84. Something unidentifiable that is very nasty looking? No
85. Money? No
86. A TV? A little one
87. Is there a fan in the room with you? No
89. How about a blanket? No
90. What colors are the walls and the floor? Creme/light tan walls and a light tan carpet

91. In how many languages can you say "Goodbye?" 3
92. And how many of those can you actually spell? 3
93. What's your favorite way of ending a letter? (ie Sincerely, love from) – Later
94. Who's the last person you said goodbye to you, and where were they going? Jennifer, home
95. Is there any wierd way you say goodbye (ie Night, Smooches)? 'Night
96. How do you end internet conversations? Byyyyyeeee

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doo doo doo [03 Jul 2003|11:48am]
[ mood | annoyed ]
[ music | "All the thing she said" Juemilia ]

I'm going to World's of Fun tomorrow for July 4th. I think this is the 3rd summer we've gone. Yeah, except this summer we're going to stay the night in a hotel because last summer when we stayed from the laser/fireworks show we got home at/around 3:3O-4:OO AM... Christa was about to fall asleep at the wheel, lol. But we need ONE more person to come with us to make ride partners even. Christa & Chelsea, Mario & Marcos, me & no one. It'll probably end up like last year... I didn't have a ride partner then either and so I sat with the kids while everyone else went on rides. Yes... how fun.

Err... anyway. I love my icon. It's sexy. I should part myself on the back for making it. Yes... ^_^

*pats back*

I'm listening to "All the things she said" in Japanese. It's by these singers Juemilia. Yes, it sounds terribly odd. But I'll keep listening to it anyway. Another fun song to listen to is "Barbie Girl" in Russian. Mwaha.


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w00t [01 Jul 2003|10:54pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]

I needed a bit of a change... what d'ya think?

I quite like it. The icon is adorable ^^;; I stole the picture though >_< I don't remember where I got it from or else I would give proper credit to them, lol. Anypoo - It's Draco grabbing Harry for a rough kiss and Harry looks all innocent and surprised. Little does he know...


I always picture Harry to be the dominent one, no matter how mean and commanding Draco is. Draco is so adorable when he's being ruled over *grins*

I'm a sick fuck (that's what they say).

Anyway - my eyes are bloodshot from lack of sleep. I'm forcing myself to be asleep before midnight and I'm not going to wake until I am good and ready. Yay!

I need to go wash my face. Stupid Nature's Cure stuff requires you to smother crap on your face after you wash it. It makes my face sticky and I have to resist the urge to wash it again. Oh well, it will reduce my period-induced acne breakouts. Yay!

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GAHHhhhhh!~~~~~ [01 Jul 2003|07:36am]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | "Intuition" by Jewel ]

Up...too...early...GAH! *dies* X_x

I thought it was noon because my dad was eating a sandwhich (I thought he was on lunch break) but the truth is he hasn't even left for work yet! So that means I've only been asleep for 4 hours!!!! *dies again* >_<

And just for the heck of it I'm going to *dies again*


I hate early mornings. My head hurts. I'm going to go listen to music and make it hurt even more. Oh JOY! *shakes head in disgust and walks away*


*dies* ACK!

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KYO [27 Jun 2003|05:18pm]
[ mood | hyper ]
[ music | "Drop the Bomb" by Scotty D ]

I shall marry this man... after I marry Tom! *evil laugh*



I have pictures for you all... I just have to find the link... *rumbles around* Aha! Click!!!


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mwahaha [27 Jun 2003|12:04am]
[ mood | cheerful ]

'ello all you sexy Blurty-ers.

'Twas a long while ago since my last entry. Sorry (imaginary) folks! I know you misshed me.

I have a new fwiend - her name is Sofia. And she likes knickers. YAY!

Hmm... well, I'm tired.

Err - this entry is a fun one, eh? Hard to follow I suppose. I should stop being so random, I should.

I painted my nails today! They look all french manicured and stuff. But they are very crapilly done. Oh well, they'll be this way for about 3 days and then they will be a different color. Yippy-skippy and a mouth full of Jiffy©!!! WEEE. Peanut butter~~~~ mmmm...

I have to go. Parentals are commanding my sleepage.

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JKR [15 Jun 2003|05:17pm]
[ mood | giddy ]
[ music | "Omocho Shuurisha" - Due le Quartz ]

JKR will be appearing on American television on these dates:

June 15th on "6O Minutes" on CBS at 6:OO PM


June 20th on "Dateline" on NBC at 8:OO PM

I'm getting ancy for OotP.

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Wee [08 Jun 2003|11:41am]
[ mood | hyper ]

I'm special and I get to go to Adventureland today. ('.-)

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*cries* [03 Jun 2003|04:09pm]
[ mood | crushed ]
[ music | "Jisatsu Ganbou" Due le Quartz ]

My "Alice in Wonderland" tape met a horrible end the other day while attempting to watch. I was in the process of re-winding it when it suddenly stopped. I tried over and over again to get to rewind but it kept stopping at that one point. I put my thinking cap on and took the tape to my mom's nifty tape rewinder. *starts sobbing* Sadly, the evil rewinder majig ripped the film and so we may no longer watch Alice and her misadventures in dear Wonderland. *makes the sign of the cross* We will miss thee.

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Mhm [02 Jun 2003|01:50pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | "Child Prey" by Dir en Grey ]

I enjoy my parents being at work. Gee-hee.

Hmmm......what to do on a Monday afternoon......maybe I will read some fanfiction. I haven't read any for the past 3 days 'cause I've either been busy or my internet wasn't working. Speaking of the internet, when I turned on the computer this morning, a whole bunch of pop-up's came up and then my home page was set to some search engine. Also, a whole bunch of links were saved in my favorites that I didn't put there. This irks me, muchly.

Anyhoo - I'm bored.

I'm doing a checkerboard on kiwibox this month... so I'll probably be writing in here on the days I don't in my kiwibox journal. *grins* I have to write an entry every day... it makes me think things over.

Bleh, yeah. I'm going to go listen to music in my room or something... *smiles madly* I don't know what I will listen to ATR, Evanesence, Kittie...? *sigh* THE CHOICES!

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Hah. [29 May 2003|10:02pm]
[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | "Momo" by Kana ]

My entry yesterday smelled of rotton eggs.

On a lighter note...

NO MORE SCHOOL! I'm beyong estatic. But just wait... in the middle of summer I'll be so bored that I want to go back to school. I'm such a d0rk that way. Then again, I'm a d0rk every which way. Meh.

'Tis a happy day. I'm being freakishly optimistic by saying this, but I think I did very well on my World Cultures and Spanish II finals. *fake grin* Ahhh...optimism shutting down.... *turns into the Hulk* KILL THE TEACHERS! (BTW, that movie looks stupid. I refuse to see it. They totally murdered the cartoon.)

And since we're on the topic of murdering cartoons, I think they totally murdered the Care Bears in that movie they just made. I saw it at Wal-Mart and I rented it from Blockbuster. It's absolutely horrible. THEY RUINED IT! I need to petition them before they touch My Little Pony, Jem, and Rainbow Brite. They touch those and they die. DIE DIE DIE.

Ahem, anyway...

So, yeah, no more school. I went out with Josh, Jen, Katie, and Phil. We went to Wal-Mart and they didn't have the HP books I was looking for: "Quidditch Through the Ages" and the magical creatures one. Yup. So now I am just a little mad... but I will survive! *sings I Will Survive by Diana Ross (i think)*

But, anyway, I'm going to shut up now.

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Blah. [28 May 2003|09:08pm]
I have concluded that I am tired of trying to be nice to everyone.

I tried to make K'lyssa happy by talking to her and got Kates mad at me. I guess I said something I shouldn't have, or something.

I have such a bad personality and sense of character that I should shoot myself.
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Meh. [28 May 2003|07:56pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | None. ]

'Ello fellow sexy minions.

Sadly, I have nothing to say today. Surprising, eh?

Feel free to add me to you friends list *hint hint* *nudge nudge*

My fingers are itching to write something...prose, poetry, a short story - anything! I'm desperate but my muse is being a cock sucker.

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Dum dee doo [26 May 2003|09:04pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

'Ello fellow Blurty-er's.

Today was quite boring. Jennifer woke me up around 10:3O with a phone call. She wanted to know if I wanted to go to Adventureland [and amusement park] but I said no because I needed to study for my finals. She said she would call me back when her parents got home from going to garage sales to drive her here so we may study together but she never called back. Fucker.

Anyway, truth be told, I have done no studying whatsoever for my finals. I have my science, art, and english final tomorrow and those are the ones I don't need to study much for. Maybe I will study before school starts tomorrow as I do have some time to kill before anyone in my house wakes up [I wake up at 5 and everyone else wakes up around 6-6:3O].

I didn't do much today at all, really. I spent my time cruising around and [psst! Join Kiwibox and say EnjoyTheSilence referred you! *nudge* *wink*] I quite enjoy the Harry Potter boards at but some of the people there really irk me. So, I'm taking a mini-vacation from posting on there before I get myself into more shit. I seriously have a big mouth and you would think I would have more control over it because I am thinking as I type so I might be able to say, "Carly, don't say that!" but, no, I still run my mouth [or fingers]. Tsk tsk. I'm such a l0s3r.

Ahem, anyway.

I truly despise my grandma. She makes fun of me in front of my face or while I am in the other room, acting as if I am blind and cannot hear a word she says. She talks about the way I dress, the way I talk, the way I act, the people I am friends with, et cetera, et cetera. She better watch out before I stick her curling iron up her ass. Or her nose. Either way, she'll get the picture.

But, yeah, CSI: Miami is on and I don't wanna miss it! *runs off*

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'ello [25 May 2003|11:47pm]
[ mood | dorky ]
[ music | "Raven" by Kittie ]

Hello everybody!

Hello Dr. Nick!

Ahem, anyway. I joined 'cause it looks cool. Yes, it does. No, I am not 18. I will tell you a little more about myself.

Name: Carly
Nickname: Scrotum, Car-Car, Car
Gender: Female
Age: 15
Location: Ankeny, Iowa [Skankeny *snickers*]

Now you know everything about me. I feel so naked. *sniff*

... yeah.

Add me you effin' mofo's.

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