Mmm... Kettle Corn. I hate you alla poem, by The Unhappy Dieter.
Fuck you, pizza. Fuck you, ice cream.
Fuck you, chocolate and caramel and honey roasted peanuts.
Fuck you, Sierra Mist. Fuck you, iced mochas. Fuck you.
Fuck melted cheese.
Fuck cinnamon raison bread.
Fuck high calorie mixed drinks.
Fuck kettle corn.
Fuck melted butter.
Fuck Junior Mints. And fuck little chocolate covored cookies, too.
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