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1) What is your name? arthur (2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?:becca (3) Would you name a child of yours after you? im suppose to (4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?nate (5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? they really cant but i was once called alf by a retard with steal nipples (6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?no
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS (7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?not really (8) Do you think God has a gender? yeah (9) Do you think science counteracts religion?its kills it with passion (10) Do you believe in organized religion?not really (11) Where do you think we go when we die? in a coffin (12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section?if someone really religious was to look at them and yell at me and i would care yes but i dont care
HUMOR (13) How easy is it to make you laugh? easy i guess (14) What person you know makes you laugh the most?eric can do it well same with duke (15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? always (16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? sometimes (17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?dildo (18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?i dont know MUSIC (19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? yes (20) What is/are the worst song(s)?i would have to say anything pink made (21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? opera (22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? brand new (23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?stupid emo (24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song would you sing?i cant sing (25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? nerdy-poison the well
MOVIES (26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to?horrors (27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?yeah (28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? yoda (29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?80's horrors (30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? teen flicks
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste (32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? i hate cheese (33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?that i dont like to eat cheese (34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?sure (35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?no
COMPUTERS (36) Mac or PC? macs look kool but i use pc's (37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?none (38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? sometimes (39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?that you can talk to like 50 people (40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?my misfits shirt
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES (41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? yeah cause i wanna be a lesbian (42) What do you love most about the other gender? having my own vagina (43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? period (44) What do you understand least about the other gender?why nice guys finsih last =o( (45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it?yeah (47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? some old guy (48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)?idunno (49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why?i never had that happen (50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? brittany spears (51) Do you want to be John Malkovich?no
NUMBERS (52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? no but i use to think it was kool (53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?no (54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? the end of it (55) Do you actually know your IP address? no (56) Do you know what an IP address is? yeah (57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? theres a four character extension? (58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? no (59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? no (60) What do you think of pi? nothing
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT (61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title?i wondered what it was about (62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? ive got it alot so ive grown use to it (63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? knowing them first (64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? yeah (65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? yeah (66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? sounds like some fun (67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? not yet (68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? no clue but if you do let me know (69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? if i got sex in that (70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? nopers
POSSESSIONS (71) What is your favorite possession?my shirt with jade judget's john handcock (72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most?a bass amp (73) How badly do you want it? bad (74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?yeah (75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? not long at all
HOLIDAYS (76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? just like 2 weeks after it till april (77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older?i already hate it (78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? peter pan at 3, i had guts to wear the tights then (79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? idunno (80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? thankgiving (81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? another holiday in which we all eat
MEMORIES (82) How good is your short-term memory? alright (83) How good is your long-term memory? alright (84) What is your earliest memory? pooping my pants on my 2 b-day party because we where playing hide an go seek and i had the best spot and i didnt wanna leave..assholes (85) What is one of your happiest memory? i shook jade pudgets hand (86) What is your strangest memory? harry vagina ex girlfriend (87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? all of poison the wells stuff (88) What movie makes/made you cry? braveheart made me cry when i was like 12, first time iever saw the good guy die (89) What book makes/made you cry? none (90) What song makes/made you cry? none (91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? when we where at lunch and tim slapped some freshmens ass
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS (92) Would you like to be cloned? no (93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it?i dont care too (94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? mmmm queen very good stuff THIS SURVEY (95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? no (96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting?no (98) What question do you wish it had asked? none (99) How would you have answered it? i wouldnt have
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS (100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them?like 2 years ago (101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know?i have no clue
[x] Do you like having your picture taken? : i dont care for it [x] Ever bought a CD for just one song? : no [x] Do you read your horoscope? : sometimes [x] If you could only talk to one person online, who would that be?: tiffany<3 [x] What color is the inside of your head when you close your eyes?: lots of sheep jumping fences still framed [x] Do you find you use internet language when writing notes in real life?: i dont write notes [x] When you're talking do you ever use your hands to do quotation marks in the air when saying certain words? haha i type whenever i talk about something on the computer [x] Ever seriously questioned your sanity? :yeah [x] When you dream do you see what's happening in a character's view or a camera type view? :characters [x] Have you ever kept a New Year's resolution? : no [x] Who has the best taste in music out of all your friends? : stew [x] What is your school mascot? : cheetah [x] Do you wish your teeth were whiter? :sure [x] Do you laugh at your own jokes? not usually [x] How many phone numbers do you have remembered and can say off the top of your head? : like 3 [x] Can you limbo? : no [x] You're a vampire; what's worse, never seeing a photo/reflection of yourself, never being able to eat or drink what's not blood, or never seeing sunlight again?:eat, man i love food id hate to not be able to have it ever again [x] Do you say random stuff like "I like Snickers" when you are having a conversation about something totally different? : no [x] Name all the Teletubbies right now : i havent watched that since i was like 9 haha [x] Would you ever call someone a racist name? : yeah [x] Do you think Vlad is a cool name?: no [x] Did you know it is Dracula's first name? : no [x] What do you think is going to take over humans and rule the world? : spiders [x] Have you ever killed your own dinner? : mmm fish [x] Would you prefer a spork or a spoon and fork? : spoon and fork sporks are so hard to use [x] Favorite of the seven dwarves? : sleepy [x] Wasn't Josie and the Pussycats a stupid movie? :never saw it [x] Wasn't Shrek an awesome movie? : nope [x] What did you think of the movie Turner and Hooch? : it was better then shrek [x] Have you ever dissected a frog? : i forze one accidently once [x] How long have you been living at your current residence? :little longer then a year
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