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| Sunday, September 21st, 2003 | |
| 7:09 pm | lalalalalala W-H-O [do you have a crush on] Cliff [is hot] Nick..and Cliff [is my best friend] Kelsey [likes hobos] Becca [is annoying so much that i cant stand her and she always IM's me] Leigh [is my favorite band] NOFX [is my 2nd favorite band] Glassjaw W-H-A-T [is my fav tv show] south park [is my 2nd fav tv show] invader zim [is my fav food] mashed potatoes [makes me sad] little kids [makes me laugh] little kids falling down [is good] cheese W-H-E-R-E [do i wanna live when i grow up] dunno [do i wanna make out with cliff] a closet during school hours ;) [do i currently live] Delaware (woo) [is all my hobo buddies] washington dc wooty woot... |
| 6:50 pm | Halloween is the BEST HOLIDAY EVER!! Halloween in...well i dont feel like counting. I think 40 days? Er...I dunno. Central People make me angry!!! What is wrong with all those people. They HATE kids at tech. Ya kno why?! Because we are SMARTER!! Hah! Take that Central!!. boo-yah. im good. lalalala Anyways...im so bored. *sigh* Why isnt anybody online?!?!!!???!!!! GET ONLINE PEOPLE! Maybe its because its a sunday....oh i dont know. If you dont kno what Central is...its a high school. Techs arch enemies!! Tech is my school. And I like Tech. I have pride for going to my school! Plus...my school has a Criminal Justice program. (woot woot) Cuz Im gunna be a Crime Scene Investigator when I grow up! Lalalalalala Greg from CSI is hot. Mmmm...Greg. lalala. Ohio what no...im trying to make a sound umm...i think its Wooaa. Wooaa million miles away. oooaaa a million miles away. Current Mood:  contemplativeCurrent Music: ^ I dont even know what that word means. |
| Saturday, September 20th, 2003 | |
| 9:30 pm | Hobos Rule!! I am recruting an army of hobos! Err...I mean..hobo lovers. NOt lovers of hobos. We like hobos. Hobos are so cool. They mean no harm..and they can be very nice and warm and cuddly. Speaking of warm and cuddlyness...have you ever seen the commercial on comdey central with the girl and she wakes up next to the hobo dude...? Uhh yeah anyways...its funny. EvilZim54: i love hobos EvilZim54: they make me feel all warm and happy inside hehe!! Hobos Rule! OK..Enough about hobos. Today was good. I went shopping. Got stuff. Yep. Amazing. Never knew you could get stuff from shopping. Boo-yah. Doritos are good. Hobos rule. Oh yeah i said i wouldnt say anything else about hobos. And I did. *smack myself in the head* ahh...choked on retainer. Here do you wanna read my conversations? Yes..you do. AshtonLover315: omg marie!!!! like 5 ppl i kno have the hobo thing in their info!!!! Auto response from AshtonLover315: woot to me! AshtonLover315: woot to u! EvilZim54: OMFG!!!! EvilZim54: cool! AshtonLover315: i kno!!!!!!!!!!! EvilZim54: hold on a sec EvilZim54: i gotta pee AshtonLover315: ok AshtonLover315: lol EvilZim54: back EvilZim54: woo! i made that fast AshtonLover315: haha AshtonLover315: hyperdrive! EvilZim54: i have the hobo thing in my info on my other computer EvilZim54: wait EvilZim54: no EvilZim54: i have it on this one!! EvilZim54: WOO! AshtonLover315: woo! AshtonLover315: power to the hobos! AshtonLover315: brb....doritos EvilZim54: WOO!! EvilZim54: i want some AshtonLover315: here ya go... AshtonLover315: *throws doritos to maries house* AshtonLover315: mmm....cool ranch MY FAVORITE! EvilZim54: lol! EvilZim54: hobos are sooo cool! AshtonLover315: randomness EvilZim54: randomness is good AshtonLover315: very good EvilZim54: i got this cool checkered wristband today!! AshtonLover315: i am becoming more and more random EvilZim54: its awesome EvilZim54: i love checkered things EvilZim54: lol!!! EvilZim54: im VERY random AshtonLover315: o cool i saw that on someone AshtonLover315: if forget who... EvilZim54: lol AshtonLover315: lol i had this really wierd random moment the other day EvilZim54: haha EvilZim54: what AshtonLover315: i was talkin to my friend taryn and all of a sudden out of nowhere i just said "i had waffles for breakfast" AshtonLover315: and i dont even kno why i said it EvilZim54: lol! AshtonLover315: it was really freaky AshtonLover315: cuz she was really quiet for a couple seconds EvilZim54: haha EvilZim54: I was talking to this guy that used to go my old old school and we were talking about music..then out of nowhere he said "I touch myself" EvilZim54: i was like EvilZim54: uhhh... EvilZim54: ok? AshtonLover315: lol AshtonLover315: thats freaky EvilZim54: VERY EvilZim54: i didnt answer him EvilZim54: and he was like EvilZim54: Hello? AshtonLover315: i was at ur school the other day! AshtonLover315: lol EvilZim54: YAY!!! EvilZim54: Go to Tech!!! AshtonLover315: we were just in the parking lot EvilZim54: Tech is cooL!!! EvilZim54: oh EvilZim54: oh EvilZim54: ok AshtonLover315: i saw all the seniors and stuff EvilZim54: yay AshtonLover315: drivin in their cars and we were like "yeah we're in middle school!!!! uniforms are cool!!!" EvilZim54: kik!!!!!!! EvilZim54: lol*! AshtonLover315: kik AshtonLover315: lol EvilZim54: boo-yah AshtonLover315: i'm eating doritos AshtonLover315: yumm EvilZim54: yay AshtonLover315: i'm gunna get so fat off doritos EvilZim54: hahahahaha AshtonLover315: theres a tree frog in our house!!!! EvilZim54: OMG!1111111111!!1 AshtonLover315: ahhh! AshtonLover315: its just sticking to the wall EvilZim54: ! EvilZim54: woot to tree frogs AshtonLover315: wow there are a whole 13 ppl online on my buddy list EvilZim54: lmao!!! EvilZim54: I have 100 peeps AshtonLover315: are they all online tho?? EvilZim54: no AshtonLover315: i have 115 EvilZim54: hufphhh AshtonLover315: well 13 r online EvilZim54: ill get there!! EvilZim54: i have AshtonLover315: lol EvilZim54: 12 online EvilZim54: including me AshtonLover315: woo! EvilZim54: WOO! EvilZim54: im on my own buddy list AshtonLover315: o yeah i have 13 including me AshtonLover315: me 2! EvilZim54: shibbbby AshtonLover315: lol EvilZim54: YYA! EvilZim54: i taLK to myself AshtonLover315: ayy! AshtonLover315: me 2 lol EvilZim54: cool! AshtonLover315: i look at my profile and stuff EvilZim54: me too EvilZim54: omg!!!!!!!!! AshtonLover315: ! EvilZim54: I think my sister just fell down the steps! !!!! AshtonLover315: lmao EvilZim54: hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahha EvilZim54: ahahhaha AshtonLover315: hahahahahahahaha EvilZim54: all i heard was...ahhh! boom bang oww ching ching bling oww AshtonLover315: rotfl AshtonLover315: hahahahahahaha AshtonLover315: hahahaha woo AshtonLover315: ok breath EvilZim54: lol! AshtonLover315: in out in out EvilZim54: lmao AshtonLover315: omg that was so funny AshtonLover315: ahhhhh EvilZim54: hah AshtonLover315: viv and her friend becca are just sittin there lookin at me while i am laughin my head off EvilZim54: lol! AshtonLover315: woo i'm ok EvilZim54: ok good EvilZim54: thought you had a heart attack there AshtonLover315: *easily amused* AshtonLover315: lol EvilZim54: I almost gave Kelsey Parrott a heart attack once AshtonLover315: hahaha EvilZim54: I was talking to her on the phone...then I started singing this song it was like Walk With MEEEEE thrugh the MEADOWWWWW and then she started laughing and choking and gasping for air EvilZim54: then i heard click AshtonLover315: omg! EvilZim54: and then Please hang up and try again AshtonLover315: thats funny AshtonLover315: lol!!!! EvilZim54: i tried calling her house and she wasnt answering EvilZim54: i called 15 times EvilZim54: no answer EvilZim54: i considered calling 911 EvilZim54: Hello 911? Yes my friend Had a heart attack...oh yeah I made her laugh too hard AshtonLover315: yeah one time i was readin george carlin in readin class and there was somethin really funny and i just started laughin histerically and ms. camenisch was like "uhhhh rebecca are u ok??" EvilZim54: she kinda just EvilZim54: died EvilZim54: lol!!!! AshtonLover315: lol AshtonLover315: she dies AshtonLover315: *d AshtonLover315: hehe EvilZim54: hahahaha AshtonLover315: i'm hyper EvilZim54: me totototot!!!sd EvilZim54: jaisjia EvilZim54: jaja AshtonLover315: i think doritos have pot in them AshtonLover315: woooo EvilZim54: LMAO!!!!!!!! EvilZim54: OMG!!! EvilZim54: thats going in my info AshtonLover315: lol EvilZim54: haha AshtonLover315: seriously they are so addicting! EvilZim54: lol EvilZim54: thats funn EvilZim54: y AshtonLover315: lol EvilZim54: ahh cat fight! EvilZim54: and dog AshtonLover315: lo AshtonLover315: l AshtonLover315: viv and becca are havin a field hockey stick sord fight EvilZim54: hahahaha EvilZim54: shit EvilZim54: im not paying attention EvilZim54: and im staring off into space EvilZim54: then AshtonLover315: lol AshtonLover315: its the doritos!!!!! EvilZim54: i choke on my retainer AshtonLover315: lmao AshtonLover315: i did that once EvilZim54: i do that all the time EvilZim54: i do it in my sleep EvilZim54: i wake up choking! AshtonLover315: lol! AshtonLover315: i think i lost mine EvilZim54: lol! EvilZim54: i got a new one yesterday! AshtonLover315: cool! EvilZim54: i loved it! AshtonLover315: i get a new one in a couple weeks i think EvilZim54: i love my retainer *kisses retainer* EvilZim54: *puts it back in my mouth* EvilZim54: cooool AshtonLover315: lol AshtonLover315: what kind do u have EvilZim54: uhh...regular? EvilZim54: its got this thing EvilZim54: bar EvilZim54: thing AshtonLover315: ooo EvilZim54: goes across my teeth AshtonLover315: mine looks like invisaline EvilZim54: ooooo AshtonLover315: its freaky AshtonLover315: i hate it EvilZim54: lol EvilZim54: i only gotta wear mine at night AshtonLover315: it always has food in it and it gross EvilZim54: hahahahahaha AshtonLover315: i'm supposed to wear mine all the time but i havent worn it in like a week EvilZim54: lol!!! EvilZim54: my sister has braces hhahahahahahahhaha AshtonLover315: hahaha EvilZim54: i keep on offering her gum AshtonLover315: yeah i saw them! AshtonLover315: lol EvilZim54: she says NO LEAVE ME ALONE AshtonLover315: i chewed gum when i had braces EvilZim54: me too EvilZim54: its no big deal AshtonLover315: i kno EvilZim54: unless you chew that big-ass kind EvilZim54: BIG MISTAKE FOR ME AshtonLover315: but she doesnt have to kno that AshtonLover315: yeah that sucked!!! EvilZim54: i looked like i ate a spider web EvilZim54: a blue one AshtonLover315: i had a slim jim once and it was the worst ever AshtonLover315: lol EvilZim54: hahaha phew that was alot. YOu dont have to read it....wait if you got all the way down here..i suppose you did read it. Oh well...good for you. Hmm...im gunna go read my journal entries..then i'll be back. Current Mood:  hyper |
| Wednesday, September 17th, 2003 | |
| 11:24 pm | Your my bestfriend ooo you makin me live ooo ive been wondering round...still comes back to you....something...something... Nick has a g/f :( I liked nick and he has a g/f! Darn!! Oh well... Me- Yeah nick has a g/f Me-I think they're pretty serious Betty- Do they Fuck? Me-I dunno--I didnt ask him. Then theres cliff.... hes so hot! *sigh* if only... Thats the thing with Cliff--all the preps like him! and he likes them! So he can have anybody he wants...why the hell would he pick me? OK anyways... Went to the beach today to see the giant waves being brought in by the storm. No school tomorrow or friday!! WOO! State Of Emergency--boo. Im being a Hobo for halloween this year. Im goin to a party--then trick or treating with Kelsey--then back to the party...the sleepover...yep it'll be fun! i love partys woo! i boys are there i hope nicks there! or cliff!!!!! yeah cliff! mm...cliff.... |
| Sunday, September 14th, 2003 | |
| 12:12 am | I made up a song. peace and love peace and love and weed and occasionaly some pot peace and love baby all we need is peace all we need is love and we occasionly need some weed so we can all get along and fufill each and every need peace and love peace and love and weed and occasionally some pot baby WOOO!!! I can be a professional song writer. |
| Tuesday, September 9th, 2003 | |
| 9:23 pm | DAMN!!!!!! damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn danmin damnd dmain d ind ainodm din ron goog vince doesnt IM me anymore either!!!! and i know vince! he goes to my school! i like him lots! GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!! i hate boys. well not really i love 'em ^_^ hehe Current Mood: DAMMIT!!!!! |
| 9:11 pm | Why does not anyone like me...? nobody likes me *sigh* boy wise i mean..... i liked this boy..his name is isaac. i always used to talk to him on the internet. he was so cool, and i really started to like him. only problem is...he lives in iowa. and im in delaware. recently he's been ignoring me and not talking to me. i feel really sad. i cried a couple times. i dont know why. i wish i sould stop liking him. im starting to like other guys. but i still (deep down) like isaac. *sigh* im a mess. oh well....anyway. INVADER ZIM IS (was) THE BEST SHOW EVER!!! i love invader zim. i want to marry him. he's so sexy. mmm. chika chika. boom boom. wakka wakka. woogie woogie. ^ I was just joking about the sexy thing. ^_^ woot woot wooty wooty woot. Current Mood:  sad |
| Sunday, August 31st, 2003 | |
| 10:15 pm | Sorry about that random cut-off. I had to get off Internet Explorer so I could finish downloading AIM. I'm trying to pass the time quickly untill 11:00. Thats when I go watch all my favorite shows. Home Movies is back! WOOW! I'm so happy that I can watch it again....it's such a funny show. |
| 9:50 pm | Bran' Spankin' New.... Last night we had a REALLY bad storm..and of course somebody forgot to turn off the computer...(it wasn't me I swear) and lightning struck the side of our house and caused the computer to crash. So now we have to get it fixed. Today I brought my bran' spankin' new computer down from my room and hooked it up in our downstairs computer area. This one works much better anyway. We're gunna get the other one fixed soon. I'm downloading AIM now. Pants are cool. Wow that was random. |
| Friday, August 29th, 2003 | |
| 3:04 pm | 2nd day of high school... Ok, i'm getting pretty used to my school. I have a couple new friends and people to hang out with. This morning we had another motivational speaker, he was OK. Kinda boring...I though t it was gunna start out funny because he did the skit from SNL when Chris Farley is a motivational speaker for kids and he says "If you end up like me you'll LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!" But then he started to to ozzy impressions and stuff...it wasnt as funny. But then he started talking about Phsyco wards and stuff and mentally ill people. It was creepy. And it wasn't funny. I like funny things. UGG I have to take keyboarding class in school. I can type fast but not without looking at the keyboard. I'm goin to try to write a sentence without looking at the keyboard. Ok here it goes. HI my name id Marie I live in Dealwaye. I'm in 9th grahe and I like opunk mudic. I also like to play spotys. My favorite sportm id swimminf. My favptog mpvie is Nightmare Befotr Christamas. My davotriae band os NODF. Thats sup[psed to be NOFX> hah! I gort it., tyake that no looking at kketvptat. OK enough of that. I type pretty bad. Well Im gunna go now. Current Mood:  contentCurrent Music: Suicide Machines |
| Thursday, August 28th, 2003 | |
| 6:30 pm | Ok now that i'm not so pissed off let me tell you about my first day of high school.... High School is OK. I met some people. I don't remember any of their names though...is that a bad thing? I like this guy named Jeff. He's really cute. He used to go to school with me in uh..i think pre-school-4th grade. He likes punk/metal music which is really cool. Most the kids at my school are preps. (By the way--PREPS ARE TAKING OVER. WE MUST REBEL!!) Monday is my favorite time of year! sorry--im singing. ANYWAY...high school is pretty cool, and the seniors are a lot nicer than I thought. We had these tour guides (which were seniors that go to Tech) and they took us around my school. (which is friggin' huge) There names were Tiffany and Isaac. Isaac was mean. He hated us. But Tiffany was nice. I'm so bored. I'm sitting here talking to my firends Chris and Kacy. Kacy asked me what my definition of a prep was. Ya know..thats a really hard question. Because I really....don't...know. Chris said that the definition of a prep is: A fucking asshole. Heh that explains it. Ahhhh...I miss my friends. Like Nona, Laura, Sarah, and Frohmo. They all went to other schools. Sarah went to a school in VA. I didn't even get to say goodbye to her. *_* I miss the smallness of SAAS. (my old school) Deep deep down..I loved that school. But oh well...atleast my sister goes to SAAS and I can occasionally visit it. Oh gee what to wear tomorrow. I think i'll be creative and wear like black tights and a skirt. Do hi-tops look ok with skirts? They do now... SO anyways...I think me and my (best..i guess) friend Kelsey are drifting apart. I dunno whats happening...we're all changing. I was so different in 6th grade. And I guess in 7th and 8th too. I was a dumbass. Heh..yeah.. But I just want some friends who are into the same stuff as me. Like punk music and anime and comics and stuff. *sigh* Oh well...I'll meet people...I hope. I mean today was ONLY my first day...and only freshman went. So theres always more people to hang out with. Alright well I'm gunna go, my sister wants me to help her out with some 6th grade homework. Current Mood:  calmCurrent Music: Warped Tour Comp. |
| 4:08 pm | FUCK PREPS. preps should die. enough said. Current Mood:  pissed off |
| 3:43 pm | school... Today was me first day of school. It was..ok. Kinda boring. Oh hell what am I talking about..it was VERY boring. The freshman orientation sucks. Well, I suppose it's ok. If I didn't have it, I would be lost. My school is huge. |
| Tuesday, August 26th, 2003 | |
| 9:03 pm | I'm so unlucky. EvilZim54: im unlucky EvilZim54: and i think i know why GeminiDMB: y? EvilZim54: I think it's cuz I never forward those messages that say "If you don't forward this message, you will have bad luck for 10 years." At the rate I'm going I have about 3,000 years of bad luck stacked up on me. |
| Thursday, August 21st, 2003 | |
| 9:03 pm | 7 days. Gee. 7 days left of summer vacation. This sucks. A lot. Current Mood: sucky |
| Friday, August 15th, 2003 | |
| 5:44 pm | I Stole this from someone...who probably stole this from someone else... THINGS TO DO.... IN THE STORE! 1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10." 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Put M&M's on layaway. 8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joe's vs. the X-Men. 13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 14. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 15. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms. 16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible." 17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 18. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 19. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!" 20. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 21. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 22. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!" 23. Tell the janitors that I puked on isle 6&7. 24. Tell someone I pissed on the floor in the bathroom. 25. Someone has a gun down isle 2. 26. Take condoms out of the boxes and put them on the Ken Barbie doll and make him and Barbie have sex in the middle of the checkout lane 27. If you're a kid, go with one of your friends from the same sex to the jewelry department and pretend like you are getting married ask, "Do you have any rings small enough to fit my finger?" (Put your arms around each other.) 28. Head-butt solid objects 29. Point and laugh at people 30. Walk round with a big lollipop and crying asking for your mommy. 31. Go up to the cashier and tell them they look like someone famous and ask for their autograph. 32. Wear headphones with the wire not plugged into the CD player and start dancin. 33. Pick a person, and follow him wherever he goes and when he turns around and looks at you just make a big smile. 34. Go up to people, and act like a mime, DONT say anything. 35. Go into the bathroom stall (make sure theres people there) and make lots of farting noises, and banging, then come out and say "thats better!" And walk out. 36. Put one of your friends in a market cart and race random people in the parking lot and take the empty parking spaces before they get there (especially old people). 37. Get on the pay phone and go screaming and yelling into the phone saying stuff like you know you my baby daddy and if you are a guy be like that aint my baby I fucked you once and I know it aint my baby. 38. Play tag with the customers. IN AN ELEVATOR! 1) Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off. 2) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your handkerchief to the other passengers. 3) Twist your back painfully while smacking your forehead and mumbling "Shut up. Dammit, all of you just shut up!" 4) Whistle some annoying TV series themes. 5) Sell Girl Scout cookies. 6) On a long ride, swing your body side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 7) Shave with a razor blade and insist people not to press any buttons until you are done. 8) Crack open your briefcase or bag, look inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 9) Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 10) Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall. Don't get off at any floor. 11) When arriving at your floor, go back and prepare to kick the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12) Lean over to another passenger and whisper "Woohoo... anybody there?" 13) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 14) On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stays open until you hear the coin you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 15) Do Tai Chi or Yoga exercises. 16) Stare and smile at another passenger for a while. Finally announce, "I've got my new socks on!" 17) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!" 18) Give religious flyers to each passenger. 19) Meow like a horny cat occasionally. 20) Bet the other passengers you can fit a coin in your nose. 21) Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 22) Sing "Mary had a Little Lamb" while continually pushing buttons. 23) Shout "Bombs away!" whenever the elevator stops and someone gets out. 24) Enter the elevator with a portable fridge that says "Human head" on the side. 25) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of them!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 26) Burp, and then say "Mmmm... tasty!" 27) Leave a box between the doors purposely. 28) Ask passengers getting on if you can push the button for them. 29) Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 30) Start to sing sing-along songs and ask others to join you. 31) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your cellular phone?" 32) Shadow box against the elevator mirror. 33) Proudly say, "Ding!" at each floor. 34) Lean against the button panel pretending that you are asleep so that noone is able to press them. 35) Say, "I wonder what all of these buttons do," and push all the buttons. Don't forget to 36) Push the "Emergency Stop" button. 37) Listen to the elevator walls with a doctor's stethoscope. 38) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 39) Bring a chair with you and sit on it in the middle of the elevator. 40) Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger "Wanna fee whafs in muh mouf?" 41) Blow big bubblegum balloons and make them blow with a big blast. 42) Pull your bubblegum out of your mouth in long strings and tie it around your fingers. 43) Announce in a demonic voice "I must find a more suitable host body." 44) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 45) Ask people to hold your hands when you go down. 46) When the people press buttons I press another. -Tracy 47) When its quiet, start yelling tons of curse words, and then say oops, sorry thats just my Tourettes. 48) Fall on the floor and pretend your having convulsions. 49) Start gasping for air, and say, "I cant find my inhaler! I cant breath"! 50) Get on your knees, and pray (out loud) that you'll make it out of the elevator. 51) Pick a person in the elevator, and ask him his name, age, and all kinds of personal questions 52) When you get in the elevator, look at everyone weirdly, and scream your all evil. Then start banging on the elevator door, screaming for help. 53) Pretend you have an imaginary friend and have a nice, long conversation with him. 54) Fart, and then look at the person next to you in disgust, say excuse you, and move to the other side. 55) Stand in the corner holding your crotch and jumping up and down repeating loudly 'Need a wee, Need a wee, Need a wee' but don't get off at any floor. 56) When you get off the elevator press all the buttons and watch people get mad 57) Smack peoples hands when they go to push a button and say, Thats my job! 58) Take a friend and make sure you're the only ones in there. Draw a chalk outline of a body partially on the wall and on the floor. Watch peoples expressions. IN SCHOOL! 1. Read the dictionary backward 2. Sit on peoples laps. 3. Turn lights on and off 'till someone hits you. 4. Type your paper with alternating FoNtS and SiZeS. 5. Write it all on sticky notes and paste it on your teachers door. 6. While writing a 10-page report, stick a recipe for chocolate cake in the middle and see if any one notices 7. Hum the mission impossible theme as you run to class hiding from the hall patrol 8. Kick your locker and then look at it and yell OOPS NOT MINE!!!! 9. Sing the Twilight Zone song when your teacher turns off the lights and puts on the overhead 10. When being shown how to do CPR with some cheap dummies go to one and start to hug it and say, Its okay its okay. They can't hurt you. Youre safe with me. 11. French the CPR dummies and say your making them feel better. 12. Speak German in your English class and speak English in your German class. 13. Pop your gum really loud into the ear of the teachers pet and say that they are even more amazing and can blow bubbles out of their ears. (if gum gets stuck) 14. Drop your pencil and when someone bends down to get say "no that's mine!" 15. Glue coins to the floor and see how many people try to pick them up. 16. Leave condoms in the drinking fountains. 17. Throw pencils that stick in the ceiling and make short people try to get them out. 18. Wedge chalk into the erasers. 19. If you can get your hands on some live pigs, grease them up and label them 1,2,4. Release them in the school. People will be looking a long time for pig number 3. 20. Put motor oil on all the janitors mops. 21. Run the mile in the opposite direction. 22. During lunchtime, pretend to have flashbacks of Vietnam. AT HOME! 1. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like 2. Make a list of things you have already done 3. Sit on a rose bush naked 4. Do a four-piece jigsaw 5. Get sum food sum army men and have a war with snack time in between. 6. Summer day, magnifying glass, ant colony = lots of devilish fun. 7. Take a little box and put a big bug in their. Take sum small little bugs and put them in and watch them fight and have little tournaments. And even give them names them warriors like Hercules and Zeus. AT THE POOL! 1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met. 2) Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people kind of almost drown today. 3) Ask people if they have seen your pet shark. 4) Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys. 5) Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim. 6) Hit strangers with your flutter board. 7) Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you. 8) Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....'' 9) Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move. 10) Swim near someone and go ''Shoot! I knew I shouldn't have had so much lemonade before I came here.'' 11) Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool. 12) Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!'' 13) Scream as someone is jumping off of a diving board. 14) Laugh at fat people in swimsuits. 15) Tell people you saw the lifeguard peeing in the pool. 16) Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed. 17) Try to negotiate the price of getting in. 18) Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off. 19) When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount. 20) Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say ''Wheee! I'm Batman!'' while running around. 21) Hit strangers with your wet towel. 22) Throw people's things into the pool. 23) Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grand-finale. 24) Play Marco-Polo by yourself. 25) Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately Current Mood: calm |
| Thursday, August 7th, 2003 | |
| 5:41 pm | Hey All. Hi everybody! I forgot to tell you all something. I'm a vegetarian..i've been one for 2 weeks. (go me) I got this paper at the concert that list all these reasons why you shouldn't eat meat and stuff. I never really cared for meat anyway so therefor..i'm not eating it. And i had a veggie burger today and they are pretty good. So is soy milk..it taste like granola bars. mmml....granola....bar.. |
| 5:39 pm | errors... ok i know in my last entry when i say something about the new jersey family then i go right into..i love the rain...i made a mistake there and it isnt supposed to say that. and i dont know how to fix it. |
| 5:20 pm | Woo! Back from warped tour! The warped tour was awesome! We had a great time, I defiantly want to go again next year. When we got back we had fun too. On wednesday it was downpouring out so we decided to go run around outside and stand by the road so that the cars would splash us with water. Then I saw something really strange on the side of the road. So me and Rachel decided to go check it out. At first I thought it was a dead body..then I thought it was a dead dog. But then I realized it was a part of a car. It was the bumper part, so I decided to take it with me. About half way down the road me (with a huge bumper) and Rachel saw these guys in a car so we kinda waved them to stop. They asked us if we needed a ride to anywhere or if we needed help. We told them that we lost our car and this (the bumper) was all we had left. The guys actually believed us and insisted on helping..but we kinda ran away so they got back in their cars and drove away. It was actually very very funny. Then when me kelsey sarah and rachel were outside (still in the rain) (and on the side of the road) this family from New Jersey stopped and asked us what we were doing in the rain and on the side of the road. (I think they thought we were a couple of homeless kids) We told them that we were asking cars to purposly ( Current Mood: peaceful |
| Monday, July 28th, 2003 | |
| 1:38 pm | ONE MORE DAY..... Tomorrow is the Warped Tour! YAY! I changed my s/n just to let everyone know. It is now: erotic ardvaark Just to take up space here are some funny conversations that I have been having lately. saaammmmmmmm: I WANT TO ASSRAPE HIM SO BAD11!1one1!1 erotic ardvaark: I once mistaked a glue stick for chapstick. GreenDay0092: Did I ever tell you how smart you are? erotic ardvaark: I believe that was the 9th time this week. EvilZim54: How much is this many? *hands out 23 toothpicks* MagicPenguin2007: I'm sorry Marie, you can't pay with toothpicks. erotic ardvaark: o__O MTSnowVT23: how do you do that? MTSnowVT23: Mine turns out like this... o O ___________ MTSnowVT23: wait...I GOT IT! o__O MTSnowVT23: I DID IT I DID IT!!! EvilZim54: *__* EvilZim54: ^__^ EvilZim54: &__& EvilZim54: @__@ MTSnowVT23: :-D __:-D GeminiDMB: I met this guy...he's so cool...i love him...he has his lip peirced....and he has a guitar. erotice ardvaark: i have a guitar GeminiDMB: so... GreenDay0092: myspacebarisbroke EvilZim54:soismine GreenDay0092:wowthatissocool MTSnowVT23: :-P *lick* erotic ardvaark :-$ *money sign for mouth* MTsnowVT23::-[ *blush* erotic ardvaark: O:-) *has something floating above head* MTsnowVT23: ask your parents if you can go. erotic ardvaark: I have parents?! MTSnowVT23: Will we be bestest buddies for ever? EvilZim54: no MTSnowVT23: stop your making me cry. Sarah: STOP STEALING NONA'S CONDOMS! Nona: I don't have condoms! Sarah: STOP STEALING NONA'S POT! Nona: *blank stare* EvilZim54: I accidently added the defibrillator to my cart. But i think I got rid of it. MTSnowVT23: And then a defibrillator just gets shipped to your house. MTSnowVT23: I wonder if dollar general sells defibrillators? EvilZim54: LETS ALL CELEBRATE BY HAVING PIZZA!!! Ssseraphim7: *eats pizza* Ssseraphim7: *forgets she is allergic to pizza* Ssseraphim7: *chokes* EvilZim54: WE MUST SAVE YOU!!!! USE THE DEFIBRILLATOR!! Ssseraphim7: CLEAR *shock* Ssseraphim7: CLEAR *shock* Ssseraphim7: Oh..thank you!! you saved my life! Ssseraphim7: CLEAR *shock* Ssseraphim7: x__O ^ all that is also in my subprofile ahhh....my friends are great. Current Mood: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!111!!ONE11!! |