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[30 May 2003|11:10am] |
Some women at work were explaining to this other lady what Moulin rouge was "really about" she didn't believe it, so i went looking for lyrics to that song lady marmalade, well i came across http://www.slangcity.com they have this section that takes modern songs and translates teh "slang" in them into real words or whatever. this is the "translation" for Missy Elliotts Work it. READ IT it will make you laff. seriously, read all of it. it's fucking funny.
DJ please, pick up your phone
I'm calling to make a request
This is a Missy Elliott one time exclusive
(Come on, come on)
Chorus:
Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup I
If you've got a big penis, let me search you
To find out how hard I have to work you
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup I
I'd like to get to know you so I could show you and
Give you sex like I promised you.
Give me all your telephone numbers so I can call you.
If your girlfriend is behaving badly then call me over.
Let's not have sex on the bed; lay me on your sofa.
Call before you come, I need to shave my pubic hair.
You do or you don't or you will or won't you
Give me oral sex as if you were as hungry as a vulture?
You see my hips and my breasts, don't you?
You see my butt and my mouth, don't you?
I lost a few pounds in my waist for you.
This is the beat that goes ba-ta-ta
ba-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
Give me sex so good that I say, "blah-blah-blah."
Work it, I need a glass of water.
It's really, really good to know you.
Chorus
If you are a fashionable woman, get a manicure,
Get a pedicure, get your hair styled.
Boy, lift up your glass, let's make a toast.
Let's get drunk, that's going to bring us closer.
Don't I look like a Halle Berry poster?
Drinking vodka is tricking you into thinking I look beautiful.
Your girlfriend wants to be like me,
but you won't find a better woman than me.
I'll make you as hot as Las Vegas weather.
Pay attention while I take it backwards
(Watch the way Missy likes take it backwards.)
I'm not a prostitute, but I could give you what you want.
I love your braids and the sexy way you talk
You love the way my butt moves.
Keep your eyes on my butt
And think you can handle my butt.
Take my thong off and my butt starts moving fast.
Turn off the lights off so you can see what I can do.
Chorus:
Boys, boys, all type of boys,
Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys,
Why-thai,-thai-o-toy-o-thai-thai,
Rock-thai,-thai-o-toy-o-thai-thai.
Girl, girl, earn that money,
Whether you work in an office or as a prostitute or stripper,
It's not shameful, ladies do whatever you do,
Just make sure you're in an advantageous position.
Just because I'm really famous,
Not even Prince could get me change my name.
Kunta Kinte will never be a slave again -
It would be like a black person saying, "Oh, yes, master,"
or Lil' Kim dating a pastor.
Mini Me and Big Red can last longer than you.
Who is the best? I don't have to ask you.
When I come out you won't even matter.
Why do you act stupid as if saying "Uh, duh"?
So you act stupid as if saying "Uh, duh."
As the drummer boy goes pa-rom-pop-pom-pom,
I'll give you some of my delicious butt.
Chorus
To my men, ooooh
Good God, I like the way you work that
To my ladies, woo
You sure know how to work that, good God
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