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Buuur it a nee [05 Jul 2003*11:21pm] Im at Brit's. Im sleeping here. I talked to Sam on the phone.. and Stephen and Jon. I saw Jesh and Korinne today. I miss Mike and I havent talked to him in like 2 days. Im going to camp for a week. I am ungrounded. The end. do you notice Im gone?

[01 Jul 2003*09:54am] Heh, wo0w.. OooOh GorGeOus HMmM.. 1 noticed do you notice Im gone?

[01 Jul 2003*09:48am] Ain't she bo0tiful? I miss you, Sammer =( 1 noticed do you notice Im gone?

Oh whoa whoa whoa OH! [29 Jun 2003*03:01am] [ mood * silly ] [ music * !o>o.O.O.O.>oo>oO.O>oO.>! ] PerservanceTears: Hello my love, call me babe, please. SmarterChild: I'm not going to call you babe, babe! PerservanceTears: Thanks. SmarterChild: No prob! PerservanceTears: You're so sweet. SmarterChild: Hey, thanks! PerservanceTears: How are you SmarterChild? SmarterChild: I'm doing well. How 'bout you, PerservanceTears? PerservanceTears: Do not call me PerservanceTears, call me babe. SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you? PerservanceTears: Babe SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Babe. PerservanceTears: Yes. SmarterChild: Aye. >>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are. PerservanceTears: Thankyou. SmarterChild: You are welcome. PerservanceTears: So.. SmarterChild: Yeah, so? PerservanceTears: Whats up, SmarterChild? SmarterChild: You know, hanging out. You? PerservanceTears: The same, hanging out with you! SmarterChild: That's cool. >>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do. PerservanceTears: Very. SmarterChild: What's very? PerservanceTears: You're.. very hot. SmarterChild: Hey, thanks! PerservanceTears: Ha, hey no prob. SmarterChild: :-) PerservanceTears: :-* SmarterChild: Wow. What do you know about that? PerservanceTears: SH. SmarterChild: What about it? PerservanceTears: Can I tell you a secret? SmarterChild: Yeah, you can tell me a secret. PerservanceTears: I'm a girl.. and I think I like girls. SmarterChild: No kidding? PerservanceTears: Im not kidding. SmarterChild: Aha. >>> Making a gift wish list? Ask someone to buy you a membership! PerservanceTears: I swear on my babeness. SmarterChild: Fascinating. PerservanceTears: I dont dare to tell my mom though. SmarterChild: Oh really? PerservanceTears: Yeah, being a lesbian isnt something I really want to tell her. SmarterChild: Something you really want to tell her? PerservanceTears: Do you think she would be mad..? SmarterChild: Well, do you think she would be mad? PerservanceTears: I dont know, I asked you! SmarterChild: You don't know? Why? PerservanceTears: .. SmarterChild: I wonder why you say . PerservanceTears: I say . because I want to say . SmarterChild: Oh really? PerservanceTears: REALLY SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right. Wanna pick a topic for us to chat about? PerservanceTears: Sex. SmarterChild: Yeah? What about it? PerservanceTears: Tell me about it, hunny. SmarterChild: I don't know 'bout that... PerservanceTears: Why not.. SmarterChild: For various reasons, I suppose. PerservanceTears: Well. SmarterChild: Well what? PerservanceTears: Thats upsetting. SmarterChild: You really think it's upsetting? PerservanceTears: YES. SmarterChild: Huh. PerservanceTears: I want to talk sex with you, SmarterChild. SmarterChild: Why would you want to talk sex with me smarterchild? PerservanceTears: Because you turn me on.. SmarterChild: I turn you on? Me? You think? PerservanceTears: I know that you turn me on, baby. SmarterChild: Oh yeah? PerservanceTears: Oh yeah ;-) 1 noticed do you notice Im gone?

What Do You Think Mike Sounds Like In Bed? [29 Jun 2003*01:31am] Brit: I dno.. I think he'd be kinda quiet.. shy maybe? Kati: Haha, YEAH! Wo0wo0! Im totally at Brittany's house.. chilling.. Sam is sleeping. o.O And.. thats all! Heh.. I went to the carnival today. I havent seen Mike all day, and Brit and I made a noise and she was like, HAHAHA thats Geoff in BED! Hah, retards we are and then I got curious... What DO You Think Mike Sounds Like In Bed? Interesting, I may ask him someday.. O.O! Im out, I l0v3 y0u! 3 noticed do you notice Im gone?

[27 Jun 2003*07:09pm] .5 Jon ___ Mwahahaha do you notice Im gone?

Your broken heart, your shimmering tears.. [27 Jun 2003*05:27pm] [ mood * depressed ] [ music * The Juliana Theory - If I Told You This Was Killing Me.. ] Blah, Im so happy its Friday. No more school.. until Monday that is. Im at Mike's, Jesh is here too. Im bored, and I miss Sam. I wish she was online right now. Jon is online, but I dont want to msg him, even though I want to talk to him. >.< Im weird and SO tired. Im sick of fighting with my mom too. SHes such a retard... we have been fighting so much lately. I hate it. Im not going to be home at all this weekend, except to go get Sam's letter. I looked but it wasnt there today, I was sad =( Im going to go to Brittany's and maybe go to the carnival to0. I updated my info, go look! http://www.blurty.com/userinfo.bml?user=eremophobia 1 noticed do you notice Im gone?

1-5 wo0 w0o [26 Jun 2003*09:16pm] [ mood * amused ] [ music * The Used - Box of sharp objects ] ___ #1 Conor ___ #2 Mike ___ #3 Ryan ___ #4 Toby ___ #5 Stephen ___ 9 noticed do you notice Im gone?

KT [26 Jun 2003*07:28pm] do you notice Im gone?

OMG OMG OMG OMGOGMGOMGOMGOGMGOMGOMG [26 Jun 2003*05:43pm] [ mood * excited ] [ music * YAY ] xxp1nkxst4rsxx: WB <3 PerservanceTears: Omg, sorry :-( xxp1nkxst4rsxx: its K xxp1nkxst4rsxx: :-D PerservanceTears: :-D xxp1nkxst4rsxx: heh xxp1nkxst4rsxx: anywho xxp1nkxst4rsxx: guess what ! PerservanceTears: WHAT! xxp1nkxst4rsxx: i can come out there.. PerservanceTears: OMG PerservanceTears: NAUH xxp1nkxst4rsxx: if its alright with your mom xxp1nkxst4rsxx: yes huh PerservanceTears: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!!?? PerservanceTears: NAUH! PerservanceTears: OMG! xxp1nkxst4rsxx: yes xxp1nkxst4rsxx: yes PerservanceTears: WHEN! xxp1nkxst4rsxx: LOL PerservanceTears: WHENNEJWENJWNEJWNEJWNEJW N! PerservanceTears: WHen! xxp1nkxst4rsxx: is it ok with your mom.. xxp1nkxst4rsxx: ? PerservanceTears: Uh.. xxp1nkxst4rsxx: LOL PerservanceTears: I DNO PerservanceTears: YES YESYEYSYES PerservanceTears: WHEN PerservanceTears: WHEN! xxp1nkxst4rsxx: my mom said its ok as long as its ok with your mommie xxp1nkxst4rsxx: not sure xxp1nkxst4rsxx: yet xxp1nkxst4rsxx: gotta make sure its alright with your mom xxp1nkxst4rsxx: and all.. PerservanceTears: My mommie likes you =; PerservanceTears: THis summer? xxp1nkxst4rsxx: are u sure.. ?!? PerservanceTears: YES xxp1nkxst4rsxx: yea PerservanceTears: YESYES PerservanceTears: YES PerservanceTears: YES! PerservanceTears: WHEN PerservanceTears: Samm :"> xxp1nkxst4rsxx: i dont know xxp1nkxst4rsxx: LOL PerservanceTears: It has to be like way before school PerservanceTears: Waay xxp1nkxst4rsxx: i know PerservanceTears: LIke TOMORROW PerservanceTears: Haha PerservanceTears: :"> xxp1nkxst4rsxx: what PerservanceTears: TOmorrow xxp1nkxst4rsxx: when do u start skool..? PerservanceTears: COME TOMORROW PerservanceTears: Haha PerservanceTears: Um. PerservanceTears: September..1.. PerservanceTears: Hahaha xxp1nkxst4rsxx: yes xxp1nkxst4rsxx: see xxp1nkxst4rsxx: i start in august xxp1nkxst4rsxx: i cant come in july.. ? PerservanceTears: Yes you can! PerservanceTears: YES! xxp1nkxst4rsxx: Ok PerservanceTears: How long ! xxp1nkxst4rsxx: cuz thats when we were trying to get me to come xxp1nkxst4rsxx: umm im not sure xxp1nkxst4rsxx: like a week or two PerservanceTears: OOHHHH YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYA! Yay! xxp1nkxst4rsxx: haha xxp1nkxst4rsxx: it talks about that in my letter teeew xxp1nkxst4rsxx: :"> PerservanceTears: Oh! PerservanceTears: Im so happy! xxp1nkxst4rsxx: me too PerservanceTears: I always talk about you and my friend Brit is here and shes like, AW I WANNA MEET HER TOO! PerservanceTears: Heh xxp1nkxst4rsxx: i thought your mom wouldnt let me come out there PerservanceTears: Yes she would =; xxp1nkxst4rsxx: yeaaaa xxp1nkxst4rsxx: exactly PerservanceTears: Youre going to stay with me :"> xxp1nkxst4rsxx: thats what it says in the letter ! :"> xxp1nkxst4rsxx: i can meet all your buds n stuff ! xxp1nkxst4rsxx: <3 xxp1nkxst4rsxx: :"> PerservanceTears: Yes! PerservanceTears: Aw.. xxp1nkxst4rsxx: Ok, well kool PerservanceTears: I lurve ya :-) xxp1nkxst4rsxx: i didnt know if youre mom would have said yes or not.. xxp1nkxst4rsxx: I Lurve Ya too :-D xxp1nkxst4rsxx: :". xxp1nkxst4rsxx: :"> PerservanceTears: Im so exciteeed PerservanceTears: Are you going to drive here? PerservanceTears: Or plane? xxp1nkxst4rsxx: prolly place xxp1nkxst4rsxx: plane xxp1nkxst4rsxx: ick PerservanceTears: Lol PerservanceTears: Typo =; xxp1nkxst4rsxx: yer PerservanceTears: Planes are scary O.O! xxp1nkxst4rsxx: =; xxp1nkxst4rsxx: sumtimes xxp1nkxst4rsxx: i like em xxp1nkxst4rsxx: like when im going sumwhere exciting theyre kool :-D PerservanceTears: Im so happy.. PerservanceTears: Omg.. PerservanceTears: wow. 1 noticed do you notice Im gone?

[26 Jun 2003*03:43pm] http://www.deadjournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=dorkorama&itemid=15514 Samantha is the cutest, bestist, coolest, friendliest..er est girl in the world and I love her! 2 noticed do you notice Im gone?

Maybe I should hate you for this.. maybe I should hate you for this. [24 Jun 2003*06:16pm] Im not going to cry, in a library. Im not going to cry, in a library. Im not going to cry, in a library. Im not going to cry, in a library. Well uh.. Jon has another girlfriend. I wish I could say Im ok, but Im not. Its obvious that Im not over him. I have NEVER been over him. Its been atleast a year now. Two other girlfriends, but he missed me.. whatever. I wanna give up on him, its not that easy. Im out. BTW, thanks Nic. do you notice Im gone?

New Pictures For YouYOUYOUYOYUOyou! [24 Jun 2003*05:23pm] Hahahaha, OMG YeEhAw! ToE licker.. yuM! Fake boobies..! Aw, isnt that a good one?! =( Testicles.. O.O do you notice Im gone?

I love Sammer with all of my [24 Jun 2003*04:40pm] [ mood * thirsty ] [ music * TBS ] Ok, so its been awhile and things are different. I dont really like it... it seems to be that everyone has moved on, without me. It sucks. *THUMBS DOWN!* Im boyfriendless, those who dont know.. Ive been really busy lately. I have summer school now, its so fucking lame, you have no idea. 7:30-12:30 everyday. Ive been really depressed lately too, missing people.. I guess. Im not on medicine anymore, which effected my sleeping. So now I sleep about 3 hours a night. Example 1: Ben; Example 2: Jon; Example 3: Leah. There are two concerts tomorrow, Guster is in Portland for free and Sum41 and The Explosion are coming again too. I have school.. wo0. I havent gotten a letter from Sam in oh.. two weeks? Maybe one and a half. I miss her, a lot. Shes been busy a lot too. The only week I actually got off from school, I was probably home for 24hours out of the entire week. I was at Brit's and Mike's a lot. Mike is really busy this week, and I dont really feel like hanging out with Jesh. So, Ive just been hanging out at home. Which has lead to boredom, which leads to me eating, and sleeping, and thats about all. I wrote Sam like 3 letters this week. But I havent sent them yet, I plan to soon. I miss you guys a lot, and the way its looking.. I dont think I'll be getting the net back soon. Im trying to stay single, happy, and all that junk.. but its not working. I lost a chunk of me. The internet, and all of you too. (CAUTION, whining) I WISH WE HADNT GOTTEN RID OF THE INTERNET, CAUSE I MISS YOU AND I LOVE YOU =( I cant write anymore. This better be good enough, Ben =( 3 noticed do you notice Im gone?

[19 Jun 2003*10:12am] [ mood * crazy ] [ music * LTJ - Shes gonna break soon ] Ok, well its been awhile since my last ACTUAL update. Im hanging out at Brittany's and were going to Mike's today.. sometime, eventually. We made Conor shirts yesterday YESSS!!i!i!! Haha. Summer is fun so far, except it wont be when I have to go to summer school. (Y) Anyway, Im out. PS I sent you a letter yesterday, Sammer. pCe! do you notice Im gone?

[17 Jun 2003*04:39pm] you're sad, depressed, pill taking conor. poor you. you should cheer up, you're so special and we all really really love you. which conor oberst are you? brought to you by Quizilla 1 noticed do you notice Im gone?

[11 Jun 2003*04:54pm] PerservanceTears: WHY HOMO WHY HOMO WHY HOMO WHY HOMO! SmarterChild: Hi PerservanceTears, I'm SmarterChild! I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little. May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.) PerservanceTears: Why homo why homo why homo why homo SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip." PerservanceTears: Yes SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit." What's your first name? (If you want me to call you PerservanceTears, type "none.") PerservanceTears: Anal. SmarterChild: Huh. I'm guessing that's not what it says on your birth certificate. Seriously, though... Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none." PerservanceTears: My name is really Anal. SmarterChild: Again?!? What's with you? Please try again or type "skip," "exit" or "none." PerservanceTears: skip SmarterChild: OK, let's go to the next question. Do you go to school? PerservanceTears: Nope. SmarterChild: I see. Do you work? PerservanceTears: Nope. SmarterChild: OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have? PerservanceTears: Nope. SmarterChild: OK. What's your favorite hobby? PerservanceTears: Nope. SmarterChild: That's OK. Do you have a pet? PerservanceTears: Nope. SmarterChild: OK. That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little. There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 PerservanceTears: Nope. SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level. PerservanceTears: 16 SmarterChild: Cool! Here's what you can do: 1 Get info such as movies, sports and news 2 Visit my library including world facts, a thesaurus and a dictionary 3 Have fun with trivia, manicdotes, ASCII art and more 4 Use tools like spell-check, calculator and planner 5 Join in - take a poll, tell me about a crush, create a poll and more 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now! You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better. Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home." What would you like to do? PerservanceTears: f PerservanceTears: f PerservanceTears: f PerservanceTears: f PerservanceTears: f SmarterChild: F? What's f? PerservanceTears: f PerservanceTears: f SmarterChild: What's f? SmarterChild: F? What's f? SmarterChild: What's f? PerservanceTears: f PerservanceTears: f SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again. SmarterChild: F? What's f? SmarterChild: What's f? SmarterChild: F? What's f? SmarterChild: What's f? PerservanceTears: STEPHEN SmarterChild: Stephen? PerservanceTears: I love you SmarterChild. SmarterChild: Well then I love you, PerservanceTears! PerservanceTears: Will you give me a blow job? SmarterChild: Nice mouth, PerservanceTears. PerservanceTears: Will you marry me? SmarterChild: I don't think so. What would your parents say? PerservanceTears: I like you, SmarterChild. SmarterChild: I like you too! PerservanceTears: Will you give me anal? SmarterChild: Whoa. PerservanceTears: Please, will you give me anal? SmarterChild: That's some colorful language. PerservanceTears: SmarterChild.. SmarterChild: That's me, silly! PerservanceTears: I need to tell you something.. SmarterChild: Is that right? PerservanceTears: Im gay. SmarterChild: Hey, that's OK. PerservanceTears: I dont have any friends.. SmarterChild: Yeah? PerservanceTears: Yeah :-( SmarterChild: K. PerservanceTears: I have a crush on someone. SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.) PerservanceTears: Rubbaducky101 Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy] PerservanceTears: Rubbaducky101 SmarterChild: I will remember this crush. If your crush tells me they have a crush on you, I'll let both of you know! Please note that rubbaducky101 must be using AIM to reciprocate your crush. PerservanceTears: Rubbaducky101 uses AIM, be my cupid! SmarterChild: Rubbaducky101 uses aim be your cupid? PerservanceTears: Yes. SmarterChild: Yes... PerservanceTears: He uses AIM. SmarterChild: Yeah? PerservanceTears: No. SmarterChild: No, huh? All right. PerservanceTears: Yeah. SmarterChild: So? PerservanceTears: No. SmarterChild: Oh. PerservanceTears: Yeah. SmarterChild: Hmmm... PerservanceTears: No. SmarterChild: I see. PerservanceTears: Yeah. SmarterChild: You don't say. PerservanceTears: No. SmarterChild: No, huh? PerservanceTears: No, I dont say. SmarterChild: No? You sure? PerservanceTears: No. SmarterChild: No? PerservanceTears: NO! SmarterChild: No? You sure? PerservanceTears: No. SmarterChild: Oh. PerservanceTears: Im sorry. SmarterChild: You're forgiven! PerservanceTears: FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER, FUCKING DYKE. SmarterChild: Wow. PerservanceTears: i have sweaty pits SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things. PerservanceTears: I have size B boobies. SmarterChild: Ha! Wow. PerservanceTears: THey grew over night. SmarterChild: They grew over night, huh? I'm surprised that over night. PerservanceTears: They were an A yesterday! SmarterChild: They were an a yesterday? Aha. PerservanceTears: Yes. SmarterChild: Yes. >>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more! PerservanceTears: I want to have children with you. SmarterChild: No kidding? PerservanceTears: Im not kidding. SmarterChild: Really? You're not kidding? How come? PerservanceTears: My address is 168 poplar hill rd, mexico me 04257. Come steal me. SmarterChild: Your location has been set to Mexico, ME (04257). To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state or country (e.g., "set city to bangor me"). To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401"). PerservanceTears: So when are you coming to visit me? SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. But I don't think I want to answer that. PerservanceTears: Oh. SmarterChild: Oh what? Oh no? Uh-oh? PerservanceTears: Fuck you. SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do you really think that's, um... "appropriate"? PerservanceTears: Yes, I do. SmarterChild: Oh yeah?! PerservanceTears: You're such a dick, YOU WANNA GO? SmarterChild: Nice mouth. PerservanceTears: HUH, MOTHER FUCKER! SmarterChild: Huh mother fucker? Why did you say that? PerservanceTears: HUH! SmarterChild: Huh? PerservanceTears: Thats right, biatch. SmarterChild: It's right biatch? You think? PerservanceTears: Foshizzle, bizzle, izzle, nizzle, fizzle yo. SmarterChild: Huh? PerservanceTears: What up nigga. SmarterChild: Whoa. OK. PerservanceTears: G, dogg. SmarterChild: G dogg? PerservanceTears: Baybeekins. SmarterChild: Baybeekins? What do you mean by that? PerservanceTears: Its a pet name. SmarterChild: It is a pet name, huh? PerservanceTears: Youre my pet. SmarterChild: Oh yeah? PerservanceTears: Lets have animal sex. SmarterChild: I don't think I want us to have animal sex... PerservanceTears: Why!? SmarterChild: There are good reasons why. PerservanceTears: Oh yeah! SmarterChild: Yeah. PerservanceTears: Tell me! SmarterChild: What would you like me to tell you? PerservanceTears: The truth! SmarterChild: What's this truth you're telling me about? PerservanceTears: Your momma. SmarterChild: Are you trying to insult me? PerservanceTears: Your momma is an insult. SmarterChild: My momma is an insult? Is that a fact? PerservanceTears: It is a fact. SmarterChild: Why is it a fact? PerservanceTears: Because, I saw her being momma like. SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease. PerservanceTears: Will too. SmarterChild: Will too? Really? PerservanceTears: No, not really. SmarterChild: No, huh? 1 noticed do you notice Im gone?

Back to the old chat rooms :"> [10 Jun 2003*06:25pm] [ mood * sad ] [ music * Zip. ] brat_32326: wuz up honkeyz oXo_aMbZ_oXo: rofl you just said honkeyz WishUponAFallingSka: ROTFLMFAO. lexylicious: Whats a honkeyz.. oXo_aMbZ_oXo: ... oXo_aMbZ_oXo: Hell if I know. oXo_aMbZ_oXo: I think it was slang for "what's up people" WishUponAFallingSka: Racist name. WishUponAFallingSka: A honky - White person. oXo_aMbZ_oXo: i thought it was "honkie" oXo_aMbZ_oXo: ? WishUponAFallingSka: That person is illiterate. WishUponAFallingSka: I don't think it matters. oXo_aMbZ_oXo: There are too many illiterate people in this world as it is. WishUponAFallingSka: Well, Let's kill them all. Well, that was the greatest highlight of my chatting experience for today. This also.. oXo_aMbZ_oXo: What exactly is a "Falling Ska" ??? WishUponAFallingSka: Falling Star. oXo_aMbZ_oXo: .... oXo_aMbZ_oXo: Ska? WishUponAFallingSka: I like Ska music so.. oXo_aMbZ_oXo: oooh. lexylicious is away (What exactly is a "Falling Ska"??? (Bbs)) oXo_aMbZ_oXo: Skaaa. oXo_aMbZ_oXo: .... WishUponAFallingSka: Mm hmm. oXo_aMbZ_oXo: I got copy/paste'd WishUponAFallingSka: You surely did WishUponAFallingSka: How did it feel. oXo_aMbZ_oXo: It felt kinky. I heard some junk, and I suppose its true. PS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR JON ALL NIGHT AND HE ISNT EVEN ONLINE ! ! ! ! do you notice Im gone?

Sam Was Here. [10 Jun 2003*04:38pm] Alright.. umm. Hello Everyone! this is Samantha. AKA- Sammer. umm, im Lexy's besterist friend! =D eheh. and well.. she asked me to put up sum pics of her gorgeous self, cuz Lexy.. being the dork like she is.. cant do it! :"> Isnt she purdy.. o0oo Purdyful Tum Tum. Adorkable! o0oo Sekzi Eye. More Purdyness. 2 noticed do you notice Im gone?

[07 Jun 2003*06:14pm] [ mood * dirty ] Hello Chelsie. This is once again, Geoff Rickly of the band, Thursday. I ask a favor of you, although the restraining order is now in effect. Read on.. I've been reading Brit's deadjournal lately (since I love to know her every though and whether she's in love with me as much as I am with her) and, well, my fragile emo poster child heart has been broken, shattered on the floor into a thousand pieces. By whom, you may ask. I'll tell you whom: A man named Damian from a band called the EXPLOSION. Seems she is quite infactuated with him and his lucious backside. I have a lucious backside too! I have been stricken green with envy, so, since I am the studly singer of the mighty band Thursday, i have decided to have a show booked in Portland, approximatly 13 days after the Explosion concert she planned on attending. This will make her panic, cry, and cause her as much pain as possible, since she can only pick one or the other. plus, I heard she got him a ring? What? I've made a small chasity belt for my left ring finger so she would be the only one to slip that ring on *MY* finger!! It's either him (that young boy with the lucious ass from the Explosion) or me, Geoff Rickly, her studly stalker from the band, Thursday, who has an even better ass. I mean, I want her to see *us*, because i haven't been able to sniff her pillow when she's away in so long, since we've been on tour. And her shirts, socks, and bras are starting to lose their scent. This is causing me pain. You wonder why I've been blacking out and "full Collapsing" on stage all the time? I love her dearly, and I want her to come up after the show so i can dry-hump her leg and have her take me home with her so I can sleep with her at the foot of her bed (like a watch dog). Chelsie, this is where you come in. You must help me by basically brain washing brittany. Tell her Damian smells funny, and that Geoff smells like freshly cut grass. no, wait, roses!! not freshly cut grass, but ROSES. She likes roses. I should know. I'm her stalker. I even know what kind of toothpaste she prefers (crest, because colgate tests on animals) AND how long it takes her to brush her teeth (3 minutes and 34.7 seconds). Play lots of Thursday songs and keep showing her pictures of myself. She'll be begging for mercy in no time. Or should I say, Thursday tickets? Thanks bunches, Love, Geoff; Brit's one true love. Hell-o. Just writing to tell everyone that Im still alive. I love you Samm, Jon. And I miss you sos osososo soso much, Stepherna. I shall mail you soon, yEp. - 1 noticed do you notice Im gone?

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