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Sir Mix-A-Lot
Baby Got Back
Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Current mood:
high.Current music: Baby Got Back- Sir Mix-A-Lot.
Ok, well life is REALLY messed up right now. A lot of my friends r concerned about me cuz they think im on drugs....literally. well whatever, i kno that my "real" friends wont judge me and will stick by me. People jus basically piss me off! I REALLY jus need time to myself, and i feel like i may jus be a good idea to run away, not for good, jus for tha summer. I kno this may sound REALLY messed up but i dont care, cuz i think i kinda want to have a kid (if any of u kno me, u might understand where im comin from). well g2g. Lata!
Current mood:
drained.Current music: "what its like"- Everlast.
OK erika, i jus read ur latest enrty,and PLEASE dont do anything tourself. we all luv u sooo much and we dont kno what we would do w/out u. (sorry this computer wont let me reply to peeps entries). Peace
Today was a dumb ass day again as usual. I have to go back to my old school in like two weeks to get tested to see if i have a learning disability, THIS FUCKING SUX, ok jus cuz i waz kinda lazy this year doesent mean i have a learning disability. OHHHHH Whatever!! There is nothing much else to talk about, oh yea, I think that tonight im going to the carnival cuz its wristband night, but i dont kno if ill have anyone to go with. Anyways im goin with britt and holly on saturday so it wont be that bad if i dont end up goin tonight.
Omg im like sooo excited for this weekend cuz tha carnival in opening on Thurs and is stayin till Sun. i wanna go like every night! i think that im goin on sat night with britt and holly, but i wanna go on thurs cuz its wristband night and u can go on all tha rides with a wristband and no tickets. and there is also someone i NEED to talk to, but that person,who i will leave nameless, is being a jerk and ignoring me because i supposedly did something with his brother when i was drunk, and hes pissed off at me for that, and is now ignoring me. OMG, WHATEVER!
Current mood:
high.Current music: hot to death-everlast.
OMG! my life is like soooo messed up right now. It seems like everyone hates me and is mad at me. Like my really good friend mike, which tha other night me, him and two other people went out like messin around and stuff, and i got kinda messed up and did not really kno what waz goin on or what i waz doin, and i must have messeed up big time because now i find out that the reason mike has been mad at me waz because he is mad at me for something that i did that night. I really hate him bein mad at me because i care alot about him. But i hope that he can forgive me because he knoes that i would neva do anything intentionally to hurt him, he is one of my best friends. all of my other friends r tellin me to jus ditch him because this is causin sooo much drama, but if i cant jus ditch him because i care way too much about him. Sometimes i feel like he is one of tha only people who actually get me. i raelly pisses me off to kno that i did something to hurt him, but i dint kno how to tell him im sorry because he wont pick up his phone or someone always says hes not home. OMG I WISH HE WOULD JUS GET OVER THIS AND JUS CALL ME OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, im like sooo board right now so i guess i'll write about movies that i resently saw. Ok, "thirteen" is like the BEST movie IN THE WORLD!!!! it kinda reminds me of what i've been goin' through in my life right now (if u've seen the movie, which i HIGHLY recommend, you kno what kinda stuff im talkin anout), which is not good at all (but really fun! LOL). And i kno that kinda stuff is nuthin' to joke about (drugs,sex,and stuff like that) but i think that i shoud be able to live my life to the fullest and in the moment while im still young. And i really dont think people should call me a slut when they dont even kno who i am!
oh my god! i got my progress report last wednesday, and i got almost all F's(i got 5 f's a pass and a D). well i go to Bishop Feehan High School in Attleboro, MA (its a private school), i really want to go back to Mansfield High, even though most of the people there hate me, i have know idea why....LOL! Well im definatly goin' back to Mansfield High next year and im soooo siked! BYE!
ok im really board and in math class right now. i have not updated my journal in a long time so im doin it now. well i have a boyfriend and his name is nick. he is cool but i dont really think i like him as much as he likes me (not to sound conseded)(i dont kno how to spell "conseded"). He is kinda slow too. i also work at stop & shop if i did'nt say it before (lots-a-cute guys)
Hey waz up my peeps? LOL. Yea I really hate when people write lol all the time, it gets me sooooo ticked off. Well Im goin to the mall tonight with my friend Birttany T and her "friend" Brian, who is like the biggest drugge in Mansfield. But Whetever!!!! He is also really cute though.