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So, I'm not cooped up in that hospital anymore, I've been out for roughly a week and a half. For those who don't follow my every movement, and I think that's a lot of people, my appendix burst earlier this month. Oh joy. It wasn't the most pleasant experience, but it could have been worse. I mean, I could have had to endure a sponge bath from some man nurse. No, I do not say male nurse. Anyway, my mom has insisted I stay in Cedar Rapids for a little bit, just until I'm feeling a little better, which means my trip has been postponed until further notice, not that I'm complaining. Its work, if I get a vacation from work just to lay around all day and watch cartoons in my pajamas, I'll take it, argument free. I don't think my mom has let me out of her sight since I was checked out, which I've pointed out to her, along with the fact that I am no longer five years old and I can watch out for myself. Apparently a burst appendix is crippling.
Ok, so its not all bad. I have my laundry done for me, and I can't remember the last time my mom made waffles, but she's doing it now. Its kind of making me wonder if I have any other useless appendages I can get rid of, but that would mean more ugly scars, so maybe not. Funny thing is, while all this appendix talk is going on, someone claimed to see me in Hong Kong with Dom. That is news to me, I haven't been traveling at all lately. I have been well... obviously here, whining to my mom and my sister, and eating, and making a big deal over a simple operation. I have no time for anything else, duh. ;)
I need someone to make long sappy entries about too, since everyone else is doing it, and I like to fit in and not be alone. That made no sense, but it was my own little way of saying completely disregard my last entry and help find Elijah a girlfriend. I should start a fund, and set up a hotline, since that is about my only chance of coming close to finding somebody. I shouldn't be so down on myself, but I am, whoops. I need a little more ego. You know what helps for that? Having a girlfriend with a nice rack and being the envy of straight men every where. Hi, I'm joking around.
On a completely unrelated note, where in the world is Kelly?
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