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[12 Jan 2005|11:30pm]
hello everyone. I think I have cancer. Well I don't have any proof and the doctor said I was fine but I still have this feeling. I'm pretty sure it's the right feeling. It's like this itch on my side. It's where a rash is. I think it's a cancer rash because it's growing. I thought about washing it but I am just going to let all the bacteria fight the cancer. It will cancel out you see? two wrongs will make a right. The lesser of two evils. The last saying didn't apply but it doesn't matter when it comes to cancer. Cancer doesn't discriminate. And neither does bacteria! A fight for the ages.
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[13 Apr 2004|09:55pm]
I haven't been here in a while because the name blurty is stupid. What does it mean? nothing! I am doing fine though. I am happy with another journal in the far reaches of cyber space. Yesterday, I had a drink from carls jr but not a burger because I already ate. But still, they should have given me a free one. That is just like Carl. see you again after another year or so!
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Bye [22 Dec 2003|06:41pm]
[ mood | Finished ]
[ music | Pinback - June ]

This is my last entry here. But this time it's not a publicity stunt so you can delete me from your list the two people that read this. I will probably miss littlecrocodiles journal but no one elses. Merry Chistmas.

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[09 Dec 2003|07:51am]
[ mood | ecstatic ]
[ music | Death Cab for Cutie - Title and Registration ]

Yesterday me and my friend pablo were going to some party for a girl we knew back in high school and on the way there he got a call on the cell phone that said something waldo so I yelled "you found him!" and he rolled his eyes I think and I started laughing a lot. Dumb jokes can be funny. Then at the party there was one person who I knew of and 4 people that were strangers and they were dressed with a jersey that was 5 sizes too big and one had a bandana under his hat and the girl whose party it was wasn't there yet so we said we were going to pick up my friends girlfriend and we never went back. Then we went to wal-mart for the 3rd time that day but this time it was to buy feminine products for the girl and at the register he said "These are for my girlfriend" to the lady and then she started giving a story about how her boyfriend dances around when he buys them for her and embarasses her and after I said to pablo something like "Who the hell does she think she is? Why is she telling us stories of her personal life?" and I acted pissed that she talked to us because she worked at walmart. then we went to eat at burger king and some other time in the car he was telling his girlfriend some stories and I kept whispering to him "Tell him about the waldo story" and he got mad and told her and then he said "You found him!" And I started laughing again and he said "I can't believe you laughed again at that" and earlier that day I ordered pizza for me and my sister.

I downloaded a video of a guy who passes super mario 3 in 11 minutes! It's upsetting.

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[08 Dec 2003|09:10am]
I got a new book and it's called
"Doing our own thing
The degredation of language and music
and why we should, like, care"

Such a clever title!!
It's am on page 21. I finished "the DaVinci Code" before that and it is a book about worshipping the pagan devil. I don't know what I should major in so someone tell me. And don't give me bad advice either. Like "well, what do you like doing? you should do that!" Because what I like doing won't make me money. And that is what is really important, isn't it? Having a nice car in a suburb and the biggest flattest tv on your block. And a lawnmower that you ride and then your neighbors ask you to borrow it but you say "no It's ok, I'll mow your lawn for you because you will probably ruin my machine" and they give a reluctant yes. and then the next day you are telling them not to be mad because they didn't specify what was to be mowed and his wife is in the back crying because her prize gardenias are ruined. Then he starts stepping on MY flower bed like it's going to make things better and the next day his dog is missing and he blames me! Then to make things worse, the garbage men won't take the bag of mowed dog because of regulations!! This is the worst day ever!!!
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[05 Dec 2003|08:13am]
The other day, at taco bell, I asked they girl if they take debit cards but she said no. So I got out the little money that I had and ordered a burrito. When my order was ready not only was there a burrito waiting for me but there was also a small cup! She had given me a free drink! I knew that this was some sign that she was hot for me so I winked at her and said "I'll be waiting in the bathroom". After about 15 minutes I started eating the burrito and some guy gave me a weird look for eating in the bathroom. I could tell he had obviously never had sex with an employee in a bathroom! So I called him a loser and he got pissed and threatened to throw my burrito into a toilet. I had to think quick so I told him he could watch when me and the girl have sex on the toilet. After about 30 minutes he got pissed and left.
Later, some janitor lady woke me up and in the haze I thought it was the cashier girl. Like it wasn't bad enough that my ass was practically melted to the seat now I had to be getting slapped! So I threw one of her cleaning supplies in the toilet where my half eaten burrito was and I took off. If it wasn't for that damned janitor lady I could have gotten laid in a bathroom!!
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TEST!! [03 Dec 2003|04:22pm]
Poll #3003: The super poll
Open to: all, results viewable to: all

Does the creator of this poll know what he is doing?

View Answers

yes
0 (0.0%) 0 (0.0%)

no
1 (25.0%) 1 (25.0%)

probably
0 (0.0%) 0 (0.0%)

(innuendo)
2 (50.0%) 2 (50.0%)

not if he's albino!!
3 (75.0%) 3 (75.0%)

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[03 Dec 2003|09:48am]
I can't find any good-humored journals.
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[03 Dec 2003|09:04am]
I am going to start reading more non-fiction after I finish my current book. Did you know that jesus was a pagan?
He's not actually a pagan. stupid.
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My Thanksgiving Holiday Pt. 1 [01 Dec 2003|10:13am]
[ mood | rejuvenated ]
[ music | Music is for sellouts. ]

First I guess I will tell you about the recital because you are all on the edge of your seats. It went ok. I get really nervous and my heart beats fast when in front of all the people. I messed up at first and had to start over. Then everyone there secretly judged me. It doesn't matter because I know they aren't real anyways. Then I went home and packed to go to California.

My sisters birthday is on the 27th so it was on thanksgiving this year. We would have the dinner and her birthday celebration in one day! "What a fun filled adventure" I'm sure you're thinking. So we stayed at my aunts house and ate and sang happy birthday etc. etc. but I don't think she got any gifts. She got them later and it was funny because everyone got her the same thing!! Well it wasn't that funny because what they got her was cash. She made out like a bandit because she is my grandmothers favourite. She gave her like 500 dollars. I would have gotten 100 max. But I don't like cash presents anyways.
I am having a hard time remembering the order things happened in. I have a bad memory in that sense.

One of my LAPD uncles is funny. My mongoloid aunt sat next to us and he said "tell me all the things you would do to her if you weren't related".

Later, I went to my other aunts house and her husband is in some band where they play old songs and hawaiian songs because he is from there. He gave me an acoustic-electric amp because he doesn't use it and I was very happy. He works on movie sets building things.

I saw half of "Boondock Saints" and I liked it. I will watch the rest someday.

We also went to the beach and the festival of lights but the post is already too long. I'm sorry.

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The best day ever. [25 Nov 2003|09:11am]
[ music | Aimee Mann - Wise Up ]

I saw Magnolia!
My pals decided we wanted to watch a movie so we drove to the theatre. They wanted to see gothika with the lovely halley berry but I didn't because I bet it sucks. So we ended up not seeing a movie there and leaving. Then, on a stip joint marquee, my friend saw the phrase 'hottest women over 50' or something similar to that. But we didn't have that much money.
Then we went to my friends home and he went to the toilet and I said it sounded like he was peeing when I knew he was not peeing. But it sure sounded like it!! Then we watched Magnolia and it was good. The boy jumps off a building in the beginning so his mom shoots him in the gut.
Now I have the song "wise up" by Aimee Mann stuck in my head. It is a good song and it matches my mood alright.
Later I started listening to Death Cab for Cutie and Pinback because I keep hearing about them being good.

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[24 Nov 2003|08:32am]
[ mood | complacent ]
[ music | John Mayer - Wheel ]

I have a guitar recital and I am giong to be playing in front of people. One of the songs is 'greensleeves'. That song is about prostitution! Well back in the day it was. Anyways, I am going to get extremely nervous and mess up probably. I will tell you all about the trainwreck after it happens. Which is wednesday.

I sometimes go onto different screen names to talk to people because so many people have blocked me. It is the only way. The internet is fun. I hope the terrorists don't blow up the internet. Damn you terrorists!!

and I saw the movie 'Elf' starring will ferrel and zooey something or other! Will Ferrel is great because he has this scar on his stomach. Probably from an appendicitis maybe? The girl in the movie has a good voice. Now I will give away the ending for everyone! Will Ferrel is actually not an elf! He's a human!! You're welcome. I enjoy saving everyone $7.50. I am a giving person that way.

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[19 Nov 2003|03:07pm]
I was sitting at a table next to some guys playing magic: the gathering. For those of you who do not know it is the official game of geeks everywhere (no offense to my readers who play this game. a.k.a. the geek readers) They were like a television stereotype. There was the one fat kid with long hair and big side burns. The one who said stupid things like "Well well well!! It looks like something something!" and even the black skinny one who hunches over! And 3 other generic geeks as well. I tell you I felt like the coolest man in existance listening to them talk and play. Even though I was sitting all alone. This stupid place is more cliquish than my high school. It was kind of a small one so it was good.
I had a guitar recital today. After we finished we had to walk outside to let the next people perform and everyone was talking to each other. Then a lot of people went back inside to watch and some stayed outside talking and a couple left together. I think I am the only one there who doesn't talk to anyone. So I left feeling really alone until I found those geeks. Geeks make everything better.
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[18 Nov 2003|08:49am]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | nothing ]

Yesterday I did not attend any classes because I needed a break. I work so hard! That day me and a chum rented '28 days later' because of how they hyped up the second terrifying ending. I thought it would have something to do with Sandra Bullock but I was very wrong!! The second ending was horrible. I can't believe you people paid to see that in the theatre. The difference in the ending is that the guy dies. How shocking!! Unbelievable! Inconcievable!
Prior to that we watched the 6 episodes of the hit animated television program 'Clerks'. They are very hilarious because it looks like they are walking up a building and then a pot hits it and the camera rotates and they were actually on the floor walking with the rope like that.
I think I messed up my biological clock by taking the day off because this morning I was very sleepy and usually that wears off my 7:30 now. Ergo, so someone buy me a christmas present.

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[14 Nov 2003|10:55am]
I am sitting here at the computer. I did not go to any classes today. I am going to fail because I don't like this place. I need more money so I can travel or buy books or buy music or buy a guitar or guitar accessories. I still don't know what my major should be and this is my second year in college. I have already changed it twice. I want to meet new people. I want to not have to worry about others problems. I wish I was more self-centered. I want a Volkswagon Bus. One from the 60's. maybe even 70's. But not the 80's! heavens to Betsy. I wish I knew more words so I could make people feel stupid. I hope no one reads this post.
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