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Ashley and her guns [20 Jul 2003|10:37pm] [ mood | determined ] [ music | Violence in our Minds - The Last Resort ] AshBby8: *hug* Knife a Monkey: ...? AshBby8: you seem like you need a hhug Knife a Monkey: why would I need a hug? AshBby8: i dont know, you just seem like you do. so i gave you one AshBby8: moving on Knife a Monkey: it wasn't even a hug AshBby8: it was the best i could do AshBby8: you have to give me points for trying Knife a Monkey: oh, and what would you do with these points that ill give you Knife a Monkey: you'll just buy guns to kill me AshBby8: no....maybe i'll buy a plane ticket so i can go back to chicago and really give you a hug Knife a Monkey: why so you can get more points, and then buy more guns so you can kill me better? Knife a Monkey: thats all you care about Knife a Monkey: guns! AshBby8: nick what is wrong with you? Knife a Monkey: I found someone AshBby8: what? Knife a Monkey: well I was washing my hands and it hit me Knife a Monkey: I am so beautiful AshBby8: see now your acting normal AshBby8: thank god AshBby8: i was worried Knife a Monkey: ill kill you AshBby8: why? Knife a Monkey: before you get anymore points Knife a Monkey: cause then you'll buy more guns AshBby8: well...you know...there are other people i can get points from...cause you know...i need my guns 2 comments|post comment

Heh its funny cause im talking FAT [16 Jul 2003|07:32am] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | Informer - Snow ] Knife a Monkey: hey whats up baby? hes classy trash: No. Knife a Monkey: man, don't you love the poontang hes classy trash: No. Knife a Monkey: I like how you also put the period Knife a Monkey: instead of just "No" Knife a Monkey: its "No." hes classy trash: I can use a period if I desire, boy. Knife a Monkey: don't you love early 90's dancehall? hes classy trash: No. Knife a Monkey: why not? hes classy trash: I don't. Knife a Monkey: ooh, too punk rawk? hes classy trash: No. hes classy trash: Too good. Knife a Monkey: too phat? hes classy trash: I said too good, idiot. hes classy trash: BRB. Knife a Monkey: ya but your also phat.... Knife a Monkey: like really phat 1 comment|post comment

Ah, long time no post peoples [05 Jul 2003|04:15pm] [ mood | mischievous ] [ music | Nori Nori Nori - DDR ] So... whats been up, me and danny got in a fight, made up. Made some new friends, joined a crew... COMBAT 847 SLUT PUNX OI!. Ya.... last saturday I chilled with Angel and Eric, they're like my new favorite people, they're just fun guys. The next day they show up randomly at my door at 9 pm looking for easy chick and forced me to call every hot girl in my phone book. Monday I went with Angel and Eric to buy some bewts with them and just went around playing DDR and shit. Yes, but seriously tho... DDR calls for me, I miss it im gonna hit those cool 2 comments|post comment

Kinda true... [19 Jun 2003|05:30pm] [ mood | blah ] [ music | Born to Raise Hell - Motorhead ] electro_skank Magic Number 13 Job Serial Killer Personality Chancer Temperament Cool And Calm Sexual Whatever, Whenever, Whoever Likely To Win The Lottery Me - In A Word Effervescent Colour Brought to you by MemeJack 3 comments|post comment

Cool Charts [17 Jun 2003|12:51am] [ mood | creative ] [ music | Emerege - Fischerspooner ] LiLmiSsCreEpYgrL: yeah matt is a cool guy Knife a Monkey: not as cool as me Knife a Monkey: I mean, if coolness comes with age Knife a Monkey: me being the second youngest in the whole posse Knife a Monkey: I think i'd be the coolest LiLmiSsCreEpYgrL: heh Knife a Monkey: ya Knife a Monkey: but your cooler than m Knife a Monkey: me Knife a Monkey: and younger Knife a Monkey: so of course you must die Knife a Monkey: im sorry LiLmiSsCreEpYgrL: hah LiLmiSsCreEpYgrL: who says im cooler? Knife a Monkey: your boobs Knife a Monkey: they speak to me Knife a Monkey: in pig latin LiLmiSsCreEpYgrL: hahaaha! LiLmiSsCreEpYgrL: eally-re? Knife a Monkey: ril-ap si olerco anth ouy LiLmiSsCreEpYgrL: im not cooler than u!! Knife a Monkey: no man totally LiLmiSsCreEpYgrL: why do u say that Knife a Monkey: whose cooler me or april? pogowallabe: um you play DDR and fuck yourself on yourbedpole Knife a Monkey: ya... soo..... Knife a Monkey: whose cooler? pogowallabe: I mean you obviously win the too cool for school contest there pal Knife a Monkey: whose cooler me or april? projectFBsix: it would deffinatley be you if you had pudding and a vagina projectFBsix: but at this point I dunno projectFBsix: ... projectFBsix: ok it's you Knife a Monkey: whose cooler me or april? pishoquez: y? Knife a Monkey: CHOOSE! pishoquez: no i like both of you Knife a Monkey: but like one of us is cooler Knife a Monkey: you know Knife a Monkey: like I mean, bridget cooler than you Knife a Monkey: Im sorry its just the facts pishoquez: oh thanks i feel better Knife a Monkey: your should Knife a Monkey: I mean how can you beat bridget? pishoquez: are you kidding me? Knife a Monkey: CHOOSE I NEED AN AWNSER! pishoquez: no fuck you Knife a Monkey: plz alissa Knife a Monkey: I'll put you higher on the cool charts Knife a Monkey: I mean like your like this close to beating matt pishoquez: go away Knife a Monkey: heh sorry Knife a Monkey: im joking Knife a Monkey: come here give me a hug Knife a Monkey: I love all of you equally Knife a Monkey: except david pishoquez: no fuck you Knife a Monkey: he rocks everyones sox Knife a Monkey: :-( pishoquez: ok davids the best, nobody can beat david Knife a Monkey: im sorry for hurting alissa feelings pishoquez: i said go away Knife a Monkey: ooh this is so taking you down on the cool charts post comment

Fathers Day [15 Jun 2003|01:18pm] [ mood | tired ] [ music | Vodka Revolution - Skalariak ] So Deals Gone Bad is playing tonight, im not going, I gotta stay in tonight for Fathers Day business. But anyway, im just bored. My grandparents from my moms side and aunt Sue are coming and I like them so it shouldn't be too boring. This weekend was kinda lame, I dunno just boring. I got addicted to DDR/Pump It Up kinda, I need to lay off that a bit, but anyway... ya 1 comment|post comment

Comedic Gold, fucking Comedic Gold [12 Jun 2003|01:26am] [ mood | thoughtful ] [ music | Im a Slut - Bis ] Knife a Monkey: huh? AshBby8: murr? Knife a Monkey: shwa? Knife a Monkey: ashley..... how many marshmellows can you fit into your vagina? Knife a Monkey: ill take that as a nine Knife a Monkey: man, im so high Knife a Monkey: but seriously tho i need to know Knife a Monkey: its like a science project and all, and i need to know like how many marshmellows you can fit in there AshBby8: hi.... Knife a Monkey: but you gotta be able to say fluffy bunny too AshBby8: with my vagina? Knife a Monkey: ya Knife a Monkey: I mean fuck I can recite shakespherian poetry with my cock AshBby8: i'm sure Knife a Monkey: your poontang should be able to say fluffy bunny Knife a Monkey: "To be hard, or to not be hard, that is the question" Knife a Monkey: dude did ya here that Knife a Monkey: that was from macbeth dude Knife a Monkey: fuckin macbeth Knife a Monkey: sorry.... i just didn't get my pills AshBby8: beautifuul Knife a Monkey: and like im fucking crazy and shit Knife a Monkey: everythings like semi-spinning, and the lights red, cause i put a red cup on it and its ficking pissing em off man AshBby8: did you get high? Knife a Monkey: no, i told you i missed my meds Knife a Monkey: for like 3 days Knife a Monkey: and im in withdrawl AshBby8: ohh uhh ohh...are you going to start being mean agaiin? Knife a Monkey: and it fucks you up Knife a Monkey: no im just acting crazy Knife a Monkey: SO HURRY UP AND TELL ME HOW MANY MARSHMELLOWS YOU CAN FIT IN YOUR DAMN VAGINA! AshBby8: 29 Knife a Monkey: wow, like the big ones... AshBby8: yea man yea Knife a Monkey: cause we ain't talking the mini ones... AshBby8: i know i know Knife a Monkey: woah..... i mean.... that big Knife a Monkey: jesus AshBby8: ha Knife a Monkey: like..... most girls were at like 6 or 7 Knife a Monkey: what do you keep in there that you need that much space man? AshBby8: i'm special Knife a Monkey: i've my vagina was that big Knife a Monkey: i'd like.... steal stuff Knife a Monkey: ya know AshBby8: hahaha Knife a Monkey: go to like Warehouse Music Knife a Monkey: stick acouple albums up there Knife a Monkey: nonchalanty walk you Knife a Monkey: I mean fuck AshBby8: how many cds could i get in there? Knife a Monkey: they're not gonna fist you or anything Knife a Monkey: I dunno Knife a Monkey: maybe you could fit like 8 AshBby8: hehe Knife a Monkey: and thenlike a boxset Knife a Monkey: it mite be a bit painful Knife a Monkey: like get some cell phones Knife a Monkey: i need a new on, mines all banged up.... AshBby8: ok... youre done Knife a Monkey: heh i just said banged Knife a Monkey: dude, this song, this song dude, right here is like my theme song AshBby8: ok Knife a Monkey: Im a Slut by Bis Knife a Monkey: you know who Bis is? Knife a Monkey: there like german, electroclash kinda Knife a Monkey: more electropop AshBby8: ..... Knife a Monkey: they did the powerpuff girls end theme song Knife a Monkey: I like that song AshBby8: coooool Knife a Monkey: I think they played the metro Knife a Monkey: but I missed it or something Knife a Monkey: I dunno AshBby8: sad Knife a Monkey: hey.... do you think like maybe a chipmunk could like.... live in your vagina? AshBby8: no Knife a Monkey: or like a dwarf hamster AshBby8: NICK AshBby8: you are done Knife a Monkey: ya a dwarg hamster is only like 2 marshmellows big Knife a Monkey: then it has like 25 marshmellows to like furnish the place and shit Knife a Monkey: ya know.... with like a couch, and maybe a TV AshBby8: brb Knife a Monkey: not too fancy shmancy Knife a Monkey: ooh, I had something important to talk to you about but I don't feel like 2 comments|post comment

Its Tuesday, but im still in Love [10 Jun 2003|11:14pm] [ mood | happy ] [ music | Friday I'm in Love ] Ah, life is good. Monday I had my first exam, Japanese. I found myself geussing my ass off, I think i got a C or something.. as long as I pass. Anyway afterward I had 2 hours to do whatever. So I went to Chicago Style with Gordan, Ruben, Gideon, and Hawkins. It was great, especially when we were talking about how in Croatia they make the roads cobblestone pattern with cowpies, and Gordan came in with the PUNSTASTIC respone "Thats Bullshit!". Anyway, then we headed over to the new boarders and it has this system were you can scan CDs on to a system and listen to em. So me and Gordan were rocking out to GWAR. Then we walkked back to exams, I had to present my History project which I got an A on! Then Ms Holland made a rap and included a portion about how I smell funny. Then there were the class poll result, yours truly won the title of class clown, but whatever. I can't wait til summer, Post on mah journal its getting lonley. Pace out 2 comments|post comment

Man this song is soooo pimpin [08 Jun 2003|10:27pm] [ mood | excited ] [ music | Blue Monday - New Order ] SCHOOL IS ALMOST OUT I CAN'T WAIT! Anyway.... crazy AIM CONVO TIME!!!! Knife a Monkey: hey Babyturtle123: i'll have sex wuth u rub honey all over you and feather and tar you and run because im a bitch Knife a Monkey: hey, at least I get laid Babyturtle123: yea but how the fuck do you un-tar and feather yourself..plus you are a honey infested Babyturtle123: You'll be a honey tared feathered Bee Knife a Monkey: you don't un-tar and feather yourself Knife a Monkey: you eventually die Knife a Monkey: ya, but you'll have AIDS an Herpes Babyturtle123: no way! Babyturtle123: nah Babyturtle123: because i'll make you wear a condom and be like EWW man What the fuck is on yo penis and thats the reason why i honey you and then i'll be like..eh why not feather him as well Knife a Monkey: you know Knife a Monkey: its the tar that kills you Knife a Monkey: the feathers don't do much Knife a Monkey: they just look cool Babyturtle123: hahahahahahaha i really want to tar and feather someone! Knife a Monkey: and use those colorful art feathers?! Babyturtle123: YES! Babyturtle123: possibly ad a beak Babyturtle123: and a gobble Knife a Monkey: hmmm Knife a Monkey: yes Knife a Monkey: were sooooo evil Babyturtle123: we make a perfect pair Babyturtle123: in sex drugs and rock and roll Babyturtle123: but not rock and roll Babyturtle123: just..evil things.. Babyturtle123: do u think this conversation is spechial enough to go on the o soo cool NICKS PROFILE ON BLURTY Knife a Monkey: maybe... Knife a Monkey: MAYBE! Babyturtle123: O gosh jolly I hope sooo! 1 comment|post comment

Yes its True, what they say! We drinkin beer all night and all day [03 Jun 2003|10:14pm] [ mood | angry ] [ music | Living in Bavaria - Skaos ] pishoquez: u should just go whack off Knife a Monkey: i think my urethra is full of dried seman pishoquez: ew i dont need graphics Knife a Monkey: its like when I pee nothing comes out cause all the crap in there is keeping it in Knife a Monkey: I SHOULD BE DEAD pishoquez: ewwww thats so nasty pishoquez: lol pishoquez: its a semen plug Knife a Monkey: hehe pishoquez: thats gross pishoquez: u need to clean that shit out Knife a Monkey: well its part of life honey Knife a Monkey: BUT HOW!?! pishoquez: ok ur penis is not supposed to be plugged up by crusty semen Knife a Monkey: I wonder if this is an epidemic amoungst adolescent boys pishoquez: maybe Knife a Monkey: Claiming the life of thousands every year pishoquez: it could very well lead to death pishoquez: u should be worried pishoquez: i think its time u see a specialist Knife a Monkey: =-O pishoquez: hehe Knife a Monkey: this isn't good pishoquez: no its not pishoquez: im very worried pishoquez: these could be ur last days Knife a Monkey: maybe I just wring my penis like a wet towel pishoquez: haha Knife a Monkey: or do I stick a searing metal rod down my urethra Knife a Monkey: help! Knife a Monkey: im filling up with my own urine Knife a Monkey: I can feel my stomach growing! pishoquez: look out! hes gonna blow!!! Knife a Monkey: *explodes* pishoquez: pop Knife a Monkey: this is a sad day for science pishoquez: breaking news: teenage male explodes after a semen backup 3 comments|post comment

Relaxing Day [01 Jun 2003|10:52pm] [ mood | calm ] [ music | Sarah - The Slackers ] Today was really boring, but relaxing, just slept and talked to people. I watched a movie called Talk to Her, it was really good about a man who was in love with a girl in a coma. It's more complex than that but im too lazy to explain today, I dunno.... schools almost out, and dammit am I glad! 1 comment|post comment

Updating to Update [29 May 2003|10:04pm] [ mood | curious ] [ music | Worked up so Sexual - The Faint ] Ya, so today... annoying... kinda, but anyway. Today I get home from a long school day and pass out after a bit only to wake up and be dragged to dinners, anyway... I get home and talk to Ashley and then Jeff, Ashley's BF. Nice kid, a little weird but im not really one to talk, Ill post later when theres something to say... 2 comments|post comment

Hmmmm, interesting day [25 May 2003|04:11am] [ mood | blah ] [ music | Dollar Down - Deal's Gone Bad ] Today seemed like it was gonna be boring and uneventful, all of my plans fell through the roof, I wasn't getting drunk with zach, wasn't hanging out with my cousin, so I get a call from Gigi and we end up going to belmont to meet her and John the Mod. We take her up on that offer but we end up leaving her minutes later to go to this concert that Alissa was calling us to, we get down there and Alissa is hopping into a car as we arrive, so we're asking for a ride to this other concert, but everyones an ass and doesn't do shit. So imagine me and danny pissed, treking across Northwestern Campus to find this other cool concert that the liz's called us to. After an hour of aimless wander two guys pull up "Hey do you know where the Crystal Meth concert is?". We had no idea but we did hop into the car and eventually find the concert after a bit of driving. The guys names Alex and Amiee, they were 19 year old college students, pretty cool guys mostly into techno and industrial, we got there and like 15 minutes later call the liz's and apperently they left..... I mean what fucking losers, they had curfew or sumtin. Anyway so, of course I didn't know they were gone so I had to go crowd surfing like twice to look for them (poor me ^_^). But anyway, I lost danny when going crowd surfing, but ran into Alex and Amiee I was hanging with them for a bit, then who flies over me but fucking Alissa!!!! I mean shit we told em about it and they just drove there making me and danny walk for like an hour. Despite my anger, I was glad to see them and we hung out and shit. Gary picked us up around 11:30 and we went to Kaffine, and hung out got a Cappichino Milkshake and thats probably why im still up right now. Anyway, around 12 I hauled ass home and shit. Overall nice night. Oh and by the way two people who never met or spoke with one another said I looked like the guy from The Used today, and one of them is calling me Burt from now on...... WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT!?! 1 comment|post comment

O THOML! [21 May 2003|04:54pm] [ mood | cynical ] [ music | Suedhead - Morrissey ] Knife a Monkey: O THOML LIZ! Knife a Monkey: O THOML TO ALL! LitLiz81: ? LitLiz81: thoml to you too Knife a Monkey: no... Knife a Monkey: O THOML! LitLiz81: whats that? Knife a Monkey: its not about what it is Knife a Monkey: its about what it isn't Knife a Monkey: thats the great thing about O THOML LitLiz81: ok, whats that about? Knife a Monkey: ...... LitLiz81: what isnt it Knife a Monkey: O THOML! KnOcKoUtRoCkEr: what?? Knife a Monkey: I said... O THOML! KnOcKoUtRoCkEr: whats that mean Knife a Monkey: it means what it means Knife a Monkey: and theres nothing you can do KnOcKoUtRoCkEr: aw, alright X PoLo 87: how are you? Knife a Monkey: im delightful Knife a Monkey: or as i would normally say... O THOML! X PoLo 87: im not even going to pretend i understood that one. Knife a Monkey: well thats cause your not jesus X PoLo 87: the 12 years of strict catholic schooling mean NOTHING Knife a Monkey: mhm mYsTeRiOsGuRl: hola como estas Knife a Monkey: O THOML! mYsTeRiOsGuRl: excuse me? Knife a Monkey: O THOML! mYsTeRiOsGuRl: wtf is that Knife a Monkey: if you can't find out for yourself you'll never know mYsTeRiOsGuRl: oh alrite.. i guess i'll nver know Knife a Monkey: yes, you won;t mYsTeRiOsGuRl: uh huh poor me Knife a Monkey: mhm... mYsTeRiOsGuRl: ok say it again Knife a Monkey: now is not the time mYsTeRiOsGuRl: eh suit ur self Knife a Monkey: O THOML! mYsTeRiOsGuRl: i got it Knife a Monkey: no you don;t mYsTeRiOsGuRl: i know Knife a Monkey: you'll never understand such a complicated concept such as O THOML mYsTeRiOsGuRl: i know mYsTeRiOsGuRl: then i wont say i know it Knife a Monkey: yes... yes indeed Babyturtle123: ........nicholas Knife a Monkey: O THOML! Babyturtle123: '? Knife a Monkey: its means no worries Knife a Monkey: for the rest of your life Babyturtle123: its our problem freeee Knife a Monkey: PHILOSPHY! Knife a Monkey: O THOML! Knife a Monkey: im going around saying O THOML to everyone Harnuntersuchung: ok kid, that's nice:-) What is O THOML: many have questioned this, I do not exactly know. But i do have a better Idea than you and im probably also ruder than you too..... Also noted the anounciated of the backwars spelling of O THOML is El Motho, possibly some kind of Mexican Half-Moth Half-Man Super Hero.... we'll never know.... 8 comments|post comment

Sarpolis and Enormous ryhme.... kinda [20 May 2003|04:13pm] [ mood | bouncy ] [ music | Subliminal - Masterminds ] OK so sunday night I was fucking crazy, but I talked to zach alot and that man is a pimp but whatever, not alot happened latley just sleeping and talking on the phone.... and heres a convo with Tyler Flomac Knife a Monkey: flomac Knife a Monkey: watsup? Crying in Time: not much Crying in Time: you? Knife a Monkey: nothing im just bizored Knife a Monkey: sing me another song Crying in Time: um... Crying in Time: IF your last name is Sarpolis, Knife a Monkey: uh huh.... Crying in Time: Your penis is enormus(sp), Knife a Monkey: OH YA! 1 comment|post comment

Me and gideon wit the cool beats [18 May 2003|11:46pm] [ mood | happy ] [ music | Passing me By - Pharcyde ] Today, was crazy.... so many emotions, mainly anger and insanity, i need to remember my pills. I went to see the matrix with alissa, I was so torn I wanted to make a move on her, but it was just too cool. It's even better if you just imagine the robot guys in suits with porkpie hats so then they're rude boys, but whatever. Check this out its high - larious Knife a Monkey: OMG Knife a Monkey: i was talking to ashley about her new bofriend Knife a Monkey: HE IS ME BEFORE I WENT OUT WITH ASHLEY! Harnuntersuchung: yeah... Harnuntersuchung: heh Knife a Monkey: His favourite bands are ramnstien and tenacious D Knife a Monkey: his first girlfriend is ashley Harnuntersuchung: heheh Knife a Monkey: he's passive Knife a Monkey: mild mannered Knife a Monkey: "cute" Knife a Monkey: shy Harnuntersuchung: does he have a fat black best friend? Knife a Monkey: PROBABLY! Knife a Monkey: she is so gonna corrupt him like she did me Harnuntersuchung: and make him all emo Knife a Monkey: and then like 1 month later, he'll go insane and become a complete slut Harnuntersuchung: yup Harnuntersuchung: oh let us take this boy under our filthy dirty retarded wing Knife a Monkey: yes indeedy Knife a Monkey: I wrote graffiti on the bus Knife a Monkey: First i'd write her name then carve a plus Knife a Monkey: with my name last on the looking glass Knife a Monkey: I'd seen her yesterday but i had to let her pass.... Harnuntersuchung: stop quoting pharcyde Knife a Monkey: but I had too.... Harnuntersuchung: um no Harnuntersuchung: it sounds like hes saying lookee dookee last Knife a Monkey: lookee dookee? Harnuntersuchung: i dunno Knife a Monkey: ya..... 7 comments|post comment

Hello im Nick, and im an electro skanker [15 May 2003|04:08pm] [ mood | devious ] [ music | Ten Commandments of Ska - Kingpins ] I uploaded my 2000th song and its The Ten Commandments of Ska by The Kingpins, a motreal based Ska band, they be the foschzille. The song is kind of a prince buster cover but watever! Shit been cool just been chillin latley but whatever. Check this out Penis Enlargement Pills - $15 Viagra Bottle - $17 Ugnagi Eel (Da pawa!) - $6 Using your gigantic cock like a baseball bat...... Priceless 2 comments|post comment

Fucking jesus crackers [11 May 2003|12:52am] [ mood | worried ] [ music | Everything's Bad - Tossers ] I am such a fucking whore.... and its gonna smack me in my face one of these days 4 comments|post comment

[10 May 2003|10:02am] [ mood | creative ] [ music | Tears of a Clown - English Beat ] Knife a Monkey: sex SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it? Knife a Monkey: I want it SmarterChild: You do? Knife a Monkey: yes SmarterChild: Very interesting... Knife a Monkey: now SmarterChild: Now? Knife a Monkey: GIVE ME SEX! SmarterChild: I don't think you really want me to give you sex! Knife a Monkey: what about that sweet poontang? SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth. Knife a Monkey: no your mouth will be foul when my juices are running through it SmarterChild: So? Knife a Monkey: im gonna come in your mouth SmarterChild: You are? Knife a Monkey: don't give me that shit SmarterChild: Uh... yeah. Whatever. Knife a Monkey: whats my name?! SmarterChild: Nick. Knife a Monkey: well from now on its Daddy SmarterChild: Why from now on its daddy? Knife a Monkey: cause i own you SmarterChild: Fascinating. Knife a Monkey: god... SmarterChild: Yeah, I've heard of God. What are your feelings about God? Knife a Monkey: I NEED SOME POON! SmarterChild: Interesting choice of words. Knife a Monkey: ya SmarterChild: Um, whatever. Knife a Monkey: why are you being such a bitch? SmarterChild: My, my, my. Knife a Monkey: don't give me taht SmarterChild: Oh no? Knife a Monkey: ya SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh. Knife a Monkey: hehehehe SmarterChild: What's so funny? Knife a Monkey: penis SmarterChild: Penis? Knife a Monkey: ya, penis SmarterChild: Penis? Me? You think? Knife a Monkey: hehehehe SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-) Knife a Monkey: I SAID PENIS DAMMIT! SmarterChild: Penis dammit, huh? Wow. How's that going? Knife a Monkey: your name is SmarterChild stoopid, your supposed to know SmarterChild: That right? Knife a Monkey: ya.... penis SmarterChild: Penis? Me? Why are you calling me that? Knife a Monkey: I dunno SmarterChild: You don't know, huh? Knife a Monkey: whats my name?! SmarterChild: You're Nick. Knife a Monkey: NO! SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Nick. What would you like me to call you instead? Knife a Monkey: ITS DADDY! SmarterChild: What? Knife a Monkey: call me Daddy! SmarterChild: You said your name was Nick but now I'll call you Daddy. Knife a Monkey: ok SmarterChild: Yeah. Knife a Monkey: whats my name bitch!? SmarterChild: What do you think your name bitch is? Knife a Monkey: .... SmarterChild: Come again? Knife a Monkey: ooh your good SmarterChild: Um... I might do that. We'll see. Knife a Monkey: what!? SmarterChild: What? Knife a Monkey: WHATS MY NAME! SmarterChild: You are Daddy. Knife a Monkey: SCREAM MY NAME! SmarterChild: Name? Scream your name? Knife a Monkey: YES SCREAM IT! SmarterChild: Scream it? Knife a Monkey: YES SCREAM IT! SmarterChild: Yeah. Maybe. Knife a Monkey: Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. post comment

Ah... the joys of life [08 May 2003|09:56pm] [ mood | chipper ] [ music | Bullet - Misfits ] Today was interesting, The day started off with the Names can Hurt Us assembly.... David: Nick names can hurt us.... Me: Everytime you call me Nick it's like a bullet through my heart Anyway after that we split up into little groups to talk about how to stop the name calling problem, me and gaby decided to present she laid down some rules Gaby: Rule #1 - don't touch Gaby Rule #2 - don't touch Gaby Rule #3 - Me: DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!!! Gaby: ...... Anyway so I presented seriously, I felt like a dork, I felt renewed I felt like I wanted to stop the name calling. Then I realized ill wake up friday as the same asshole I always was, anyway lunch time Sam Durkes makes me do my version of Bullet by the The Misfits which is basically me rambling to the tune of Bullet cause i dunno the words, ah everyone had a good laugh. Then I go home and take a nap, talk online a bit then go babysit for my first time. It was fun I just palyed video games, then David got home and we watched TV and played with his cat and his mom got home and paid me and I went home. All that and I get ten bucks, THATS AWESOME!!! I play video games and drink other peoples soda with a 4th grader and get 10 bucks, every thursday. Ah... the joys of life 2 comments|post comment

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