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Some GC humor. :)
"I used to take piano lessons when I was a kid. One time, I farted during a lesson, and my teacher never came back to my house." - Paul
"I would always make my grandpa go on roller coasters with me. Like, the really crazy high ones. Then my grandpa died and we never got to the end of the line for Space Mountain." - Benji
"Sex is like... a papercut. How? I don't know." - Joel
"This cute girl tripped me in the hall back in high school, and everyone thought it was funny. So, the next day, I tripped her on her heels and I don't know what happened to her. I think she died... I don't know." - Paul
"Look, I know a crossdresser when I see one." - Paul (on Justin Timberlake)
Benji: Joel and I are like brothers. Joel: Yea, we're really close.
"I really must say, I'm a gassy man." - Benji
"Um, guys? If you found out I got the words 'I LUV 2 ICE SK8' tattooed on my ass, would you, uh, still talk to me?" - Benji
Benji: Does my hair look okay? Joel: No. Benji: Fuck you, I'm a pretty, pretty boy, and I don't need your silliness, you fox.
Joel: Benji, you are a dirty, dirty man. Benji: That's what yor mom said to me last night. Joel: Dude, that's sick! My mom is your mom!
Paul: Bulbasaur! GO! Joel: I choose you Raichu!
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