just some kid's Blurty Entries [entries|friends|calendar]
just some kid

[ userinfo | blurty userinfo ]
[ calendar | blurty calendar ]

So, yeah. I've got a story for you. [22 Apr 2004|06:02pm]
[ mood | listless ]
[ music | Kristin Hersh. (Who else?) ]

This guy was in my backyard just standing in the garden for about 10 minutes. Sophie was barking like crazy. And it was odd. And of course I was confused.

Soon after, I find out he came to look at this pipe that is broken or bursting through a hole in the ground or something... like that.

But still, why would he just come at a random time and STAND in the garden not even near the hole thing?? Tell me that. He was staring out at the ravine for quite some time and then he left.


Anyway, I thought this was a good story for people to read. So much suspense. That's a weird word, suspense. It looks weird right now.

No school tomorrow. Like it makes much of a difference. Still have to work Saturday anyway. I think I will make my mom rent some movies. Yes. That is what I will do.

2 comments|post comment

I am one smart kid. Just like Emma. [17 Apr 2004|11:50am]
[ mood | impressed ]
[ music | me singing. ]

Last night I learned to never meet with people I meet over the internet. I also learned that maybe it wasn't such a good idea to skip school and try to find my dad. Oh, life.
"If you care about the food you eat don't eat in the cafeteria...." (repeat 435736963 times)

I *heart* this post!!! TEEHEEE.

post comment

I am about to DIE from laughter. [14 Apr 2004|05:33pm]
Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!


ha. WOO. Just try and do better than that, smart kids.
1 comment|post comment

On a scale of 1-10 how much do you like veins??? 11!!!!! [13 Apr 2004|03:42pm]
[ mood | giggly ]
[ music | NONE!!~! ]

I love this, rock.
I LOVE ROCKS OR I LOVE TO ROCK?
guess
i love
VEINS
I LOVE VEINS
BEANS!


I think I'd call that a poem. Yeah. Indian food tonight.

You know how nowhere's now here? Well, nothing's no thing.

post comment

just had to post this... [09 Apr 2004|10:43pm]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | elvis costello ]


Which My So-Called Life Character Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty

ha... Angela. Figures.

"We should go see what that paper says."
(screams) "OH MY GOD!"
"Sorry."

Man, don't freak out like that. Ever.

Getting up early on Saturdays sucks. I guess I better get used to it. Stupid family business.

How come all of a sudden my laptop is actually working better than the computer? So odd.

1 comment|post comment

supercrazyawesome survey!!! HEHEHEHEH [09 Apr 2004|04:10pm]
[ mood | anxious ]
[ music | ring on bowllll ]

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says. these days. That's all it says? Yes.

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what do you touch first? the wall.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
That 70's show for 2 seconds.

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is. OOPS!! I looked.

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? It's 4:07. I knew it!

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Bosen eating.

7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing? coming home from school at about 3?

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at? A diet patch website. Small joke.

9: What are you wearing? Dan Beard.

10: Did you dream last night? Don't remember.


11: When did you last laugh? I'm laughing right now at the fact that I am filling this out.


12: What is on the walls of the room you are in? Paintings.

13: Seen anything weird lately? Bosen's face.

14: What is the last film you saw? Watched Spellbound again last week.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? Adopt a whole bunch of pets.

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: I stare at people. That is what I do.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would have all the phony people move to one side of the world. And I would live on the other side. With Bosen. Yes.

19: Do you like to dance? All the time. No lie.

20: George Bush: ...is the president.

21a: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Santa or a name relating to biology, such as Phloem

21b: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Madonna

22: Where would you ever consider living abroad? If I spoke Italian I would live in Italy.

post comment

can't wait for tomorrow! [09 Apr 2004|03:24pm]
[ mood | indescribable ]
[ music | the sun will come out tomorrow...when blair sees mike ]

Tomorrow is uncle mike. Blair and Mike are in love.
(this is a short post so I can look cool)

Man I can't wait!

It is also very cool when people put indescribable as their mood.

post comment

the cats are offending me and they need to be put away in a box... is that so hard!? [05 Apr 2004|03:57pm]
[ mood | lethargic ]
[ music | I have some stuck in my head. ]

Not kidding. You don't just leave dead cats scattered all over a room for weeks. That's just depressing. Depressing to see them there and depressing that Mr. Old Yeller Baby Hands won't even take the time to put them somewhere else.
heh... lethargic. That's me!

Stupid Thought: There are certain people that I would love to see try to go a day without looking in a mirror. That would be awesome.

Yes, I posted the last thing twice. I just thought it was such a well-written masterpiece that you would want to read it more than once. Heck, read it three times. Four. Scroll back up and read it again... ok nevermind.


What to say what to say. Well I'm doing math homework right now. Isn't that charming.

Improv helps me unleash my inner actress. Man, I didn't know I was THAT good.

If someone tells you: "It's not hot enough to wear tank tops."
You need to respond: "If you're hot enough, it's always hot enough."

#1 Most annoying thing anyone can say in their journal: "I think to much." Please. How many online journals have I read that statement in?? Way, way too many to count.

(comment or I will beat your asssss....)

1 comment|post comment

crazy story... just kidding, it's the dumbest thing you'll ever read. [04 Apr 2004|07:21pm]
[ mood | hopeful ]
[ music | none... ]

So pretty late last night I was in here on this computer when all of a sudden I heard a car door slam shut really loud. I figured my parents were home, but the weird thing was that my dog didn't get up. She always does when someone pulls into the driveway. I looked out the window right after the door slammed and the people were pulling out. Yeah, I know, not so weird. But right after that I heard this freaky wailing sound. It sounded like a kid crying so at first I thought it was my dog. But I went into my room and it wasn't her. I heard it about every 3 seconds and it was really loud. I kept checking to see if it was Sophie, but it wasn't, and she didn't even freak out about it. I don't get scared easily, people. And let me tell you, this noise was loud, and creepy. So all of a sudden I was really tired and I fell asleep. This was seriously the very best sleep I've ever had. Unfortunately, 20 minutes later, my parents come home. And my dad feels the need to come in and wake me up. So, I start screaming at him but I wasn't even totally awake yet. Man, I was so mad. Then I couldn't fall back asleep. It really, really sucked.

That was such an interesting story, you all better comment. Or, as you already know, I WILL beat your ass. I seriously will this time, jerks.

1 comment|post comment

crazy story... just kidding, it's the dumbest thing you [04 Apr 2004|07:07pm]
[ mood | hopeful ]
[ music | none... ]

So pretty late last night I was in here on this computer when all of a sudden I heard a car door slam shut really loud. I figured my parents were home, but the weird thing was that my dog didn't get up. She always does when someone pulls into the driveway. I looked out the window right after the door slammed and the people were pulling out. Yeah, I know, not so weird. But right after that I heard this freaky wailing sound. It sounded like a kid crying so at first I thought it was my dog. But I went into my room and it wasn't her. I heard it about every 3 seconds and it was really loud. I kept checking to see if it was Sophie, but it wasn't, and she didn't even freak out about it. I don't get scared easily, people. And let me tell you, this noise was loud, and creepy. So all of a sudden I was really tired and I fell asleep. This was seriously the very best sleep I've ever had. Unfortunately, 20 minutes later, my parents come home. And my dad feels the need to come in and wake me up. So, I start screaming at him but I wasn't even totally awake yet. Man, I was so mad. Then I couldn't fall back asleep. It really, really sucked.

That was such an interesting story, you all better comment. Or, as you already know, I WILL beat your ass. I seriously will this time, jerks.

post comment

OWWW HAIRBURN! [25 Mar 2004|02:57pm]
[ mood | guilty ]
[ music | ed harcourt ]

B's hair was burned by a candle and she had to get her hair cut. My room stinks. It was a really big deal. She's really insecure about her new haircut so please don 't be rude to her. I love my mother/bff and if you make fun of her I'll beat your ass. Be a sweetheart to this sad case of fashion troubles. Kids today care about their appearance and when something takes away that secure feeling of being looked upon as beautiful, EVERYTHING goes downhill. Folks, mourn with me on this sad, sad day. Take time to love your neighbors.

3 comments|post comment

JUST WANTED TO EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE [24 Mar 2004|08:38pm]
FOR THE WONDERFUL BOSEN WHO GAVE ME MY OLD MAN SHIRT I AM SORRY I FORGOT TO ADD THAT TO THE LAST ENTRY PLEASE OH PLEASE FORGIVE ME B!! Goodness.......... I was stuck on caps lock. I'm not kidding.
2 comments|post comment

da cat ate da watermelon water ate da cat/da hamma hit da nail da nail hit the wood da wood crack BOOGIE! [24 Mar 2004|08:34pm]
[ mood | mischievous ]
[ music | veruca salt ]

Wow man, Bosen is good at writing songs with "da" in them.
I'm finally updating since everyone was begging me to.... so this is my spring break so far (please, correct me if i am wrong): Last Friday = sleep, I think. Then Saturday? (or maybe friday?) was thrifting, brownies/car-ah-oh-key, home movies (the death of ali), and watching two of the weirdest movies that could possibly be watched back to back. Then it was a sleepover, I believe. Oh, yes, Friday and Saturday all included Adrien Brody, Chinese food, Degrassi, dancing, and Outburst Jr. What could possibly be better!? Nothing. Oh and how could I forget the hawk convention? There was a hawk convention at my house. I'm so sorry you couldn't be there. Sunday I am failing to remember what I did. Monday, took P to this ranch in the middle of nowhere where we met some wolves. And rented "a handful of old depressing movies", as my mom said. I wore my old man shirt yesterday. My grandpa has the same one. Isn't that neat? Today we went arling (that's a new term) and I really can't remember what else.

Most kids are doing something really cool right now. I should know. I'm one of them.
But anyways, if you don't comment I'll beat your ass. Watch out, you jerks.

2 comments|post comment

this was a GREAT break. [14 Mar 2004|08:10pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | motherly music ]

So far, I think this is pretty cute. So many things are cute. When you see something you like, say, a shirt for instance, you should say "Aww... that's cute!" And you should say it so you sound like a baby. Because, well, babies are cute. And when people talk like babies, it makes them cute too. Now I thought you would like some insight to my beautiful life. You want to know how my little 4 day break went? Liar. No you don't. But for those who may have stumbled upon this loserish journal and are so interested in this, here I go in 30 seconds: Blair likes seal. This world famous jazz piano lady came to our home and played. Then she did a concert last night that I was forced to go to. I almost killed someone with an umbrella. Sorry, but I don't like jazz music. You know what other music I really don't like? Music from MUSICALS. I also don't like the people that only listen to music from musicals. There are too many of them. Moving on, we almost adopted a puppy. (not like you care, though.) Finally got to see Lost in Translation. Found this video of a bunch of stuff taped on MTV from the early 90's or so. I just wish Chester was on there, but oh well. Lemon bars are good. *SMILES* I love hugs. My life is so cres. I was trying to think what I did the past few days, but I just realized... I didn't do jack squat. Next week is busy though. Before you leave, please take your time to answer the following questions: 1. What makes you happy? and 2. I don't like my hair. Any suggestions on what I should do to change it? Thanks so much, you are all SWEETHEARTS! I love you all!!! I love all my friends!


(Remember, tommorow I'm gonna beat your ass. You know who you are.)

By the way, Blair likes seal,, I, like commas,,,,,

1 comment|post comment

I was thinking about safaris the other day... [03 Mar 2004|06:55pm]
[ mood | infuriated ]
[ music | living on a thin line- the kinks ]

What's left to ponder? I hate people who think they believe in something, but when you ask them why they can't answer because they're idiots. Anyone know any of those? Some cats can do real cool tricks. Check it out sometime.
I think it's funny when people post their mood with those little icon things and the music the music they're listening to too. That's why I'm doing it. And because I wanted to share with you guys how I'm feeling and what I'm listening to. And I am so infuriated right now. For all you know I could be lying. I'm a damn good liar, in case you were wondering. "Can you be adopted? Can you act adopted?" "Sure, like this... LOOK OUT!!!" I bet you don't know what that's from. If you do you win another prize. You know what is amazing? I really spilled out my, uh, SOUL on this journal entry. A lot went into making this entry, you have no idea. I am so proud of this and I want to show it off. This is my greatest accomplishment in life thus far. And, oh my god, if you don't leave a comment, I'll beat your ass. This is SO important to me. This is the most important thing in my life right now.
Some people only "get the basics".
People that say words like "tight" are really interesting. You can have the most interesting conversations with them, let me tell you.
I am just now remembering a few weeks ago when Mr. Schaffer was walking backwards and he LIKE TOTALLY tripped over the overhead. Funny.

What's the matter, too crazy for you?

1 comment|post comment

oops. so sorry. [02 Mar 2004|05:40pm]
I figured it out. TONGUE. Whoppeeee. I am so sorry if I have offended any of you who enjoy correcting the Roosevelt newspaper.
2 comments|post comment

HAHAHHAHAHA... [02 Mar 2004|05:16pm]
[ music | radiohead- pyramid song ]

I got one of these stupid things? What is the world coming to...
So I think, damn, wouldn't it be funny if I got a little online journal? Yes, that would be hilarious. In fact, it is hilarious that anyone would want one. Like there's actually somebody out there that cares about what I did today, what I thought about, and all of the other incredibly insightful things I have realized about the meaning of life. But, I'm a stupid person who likes stupid things and I like wasting my time on stupid things. And I love reading people's journals- especially the ones where people make sure they post a minimum of 3 times a day.
No, this is not going to be the story of my life. This is where I will type plenty of random, senseless crap that no one cares about. It's more interesting anyway. Because you know what I really love? I love it when people have NO CLUE what I'm talking about. Chances are if you are reading this right now and thinking- "Yeah I know who's journal this is, this is Madeline's" I bet that you don't even know me or have ever really talked to me. Therefore, you will have no clue what I'm talking about for the rest of this post. Enjoy!

Yesterday this kid dislocated my shoulder and I beat the little jerk's ass. Then I broke my frickin rackin ankle. This plastic swedish fish thing is curly. I have this one friend (no name will be given to you) who is depressed as hell. I added as hell at the end of the sentence to show how depressed she really is. It sounds cool too. By the way, isn't Bob Marley fabulous!? How old is he now? In his 60's? Getting pretty old, huh. I don't like kosher bubble gum too much. It's really hard. World civ today may have been the scariest thing that has ever happened to me and this other kid too. Big mother of the forest, ha. I am going to make a living singing uplifting (racist) music for children. I've already written a lot of songs, but I'm not sharing them with you folks. I know this kid who is writing music that is very inappropriate for kids. How IS the weather inside your brain, anyways? If you're like me, you're constantly being chased by Mexican bandits. Oh, Hispanics can be of any race. I just found these little pink papers and one says- "Don't crack the egg before it's ready to hatch". That is some useful advice right there for you. The funniest thing in the world was when Mrs. Walters thought the washing machine was a fire drill. "OHHH I GUESS WE'RE HAVING A FIRE DRILL!!!!!" This gosh darn computer. We're gonna catch them red-handed. What color are their hands now? If you know what that's from you deserve a prize. A copious prize, I know your looking for it. You also deserve a prize for reading this mindless crap. This is such a waste of your time, you jerks. hahaha.... that reminds me- many mindless mice are making merry music in the moonlight. mighty nice. (key change) And that reminds me of tounge twisters because it is one which reminds me of - If Mrs. Mary Helen Meder Grace had a shorter name, then life wouldn't be such a tounge twister. Is that how you spell it???!?? TOUNGE? Man, thats bizarre. HEHHH.... I'll leave you with that.

3 comments|post comment

navigation
[ viewing | most recent entries ]