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Sunday, July 10th, 2005
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6:16 pm - Golly.
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| Tuesday, April 12th, 2005
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2:09 pm - Thought I was Jesus? I AM Jesus!
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You May Be a Bit Schizotypal ... |

A bit odd and socially isolated.
You couldn't care less of what others think.
And some of your beliefs are a little weird.
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| Saturday, April 2nd, 2005
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9:49 am - Hmm....
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I wonder if the Dalai Lama will get this much media coverage when he starts dying....
current mood: cynical current music: Night Prowler-AC*lightning bolt*DC.
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| Thursday, March 31st, 2005
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1:29 pm - fun fun fun!
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 According to the Alien Abduction Test There is a 46% chance that I've been abducted by Aliens!
I just found out my favorite comic, Mitch Hedburg, is dead. WAAHHH.
current mood: disappointed
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| Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
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7:46 pm - Che Guevaraness
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Here are some quirky quips from an IM conversation with my cousin Michelle. I improved her grammar a bit for readability purposes.
Michelle: Who's Che Guevara? alanna: Communist revolutionary. You know that guy that's on shirts? That's him. *more conversation* Michelle: Why is he [Che Guevara] on shirts? alanna: Because people wanted him on shirts. Michelle: Oh...is he famous? alanna: No, he was just some random guy, and then somebody came along and said "Gee, I want to put this guy on a shirt."
current mood: amused
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| Sunday, March 27th, 2005
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1:53 pm - I'm Dylan's Hero!
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*in sing-songy voice* I'm Che Guevara! I'm Che Guevara!
current mood: bouncy current music: Me singing the "I Am Che Guevara" song
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10:49 am - Yay! I live!
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Take the quiz: "Will you survive a horror movie?"
 You are alive No psycho slayer is going to get between you and your right to life. You're an ass-kicker, a charge taker, and if need be, a monster masher. You're level-headed in sticky situations, you trust yout instincts, and you're not afraid to get a little dirty while getting the job done. Simply put, you rock! But don't get carried away. Even though your little brother might act like a creep sometimes, you definately shouldn't be driving stakes through his heart!
And remember kids, if all your friends start being brutally murdered, don't have sex, and always listen to the creepy old person!
current mood: geeky
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10:45 am - Yay! I live!
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Take the quiz: "Will you survive a horror movie?"
 You are alive No psycho slayer is going to get between you and your right to life. You're an ass-kicker, a charge taker, and if need be, a monster masher. You're level-headed in sticky situations, you trust yout instincts, and you're not afraid to get a little dirty while getting the job done. Simply put, you rock! But don't get carried away. Even though your little brother might act like a creep sometimes, you definately shouldn't be driving stakes through his heart!
And remember kids, if all your friends start being brutally murdered, don't have sex, and always listen to the creepy old person!
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| Saturday, March 26th, 2005
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8:43 pm - I'm Bob Dylan, BIATCH!
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4:54 pm - love generators!
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current mood: hungry current music: Killing Me Softly With His Song-The Fugees (I think...)
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| Monday, March 21st, 2005
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6:34 pm
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I'm just so fucking happy to see them together! And all those hickeys on his neck...oh boy when I see them I just want to jump for fucking joy! And now, that he's told me about how they're gonna take a random trip to SF, together, alone, because she can get a fucking hotel room, I think I'm gonna throw a party to celebrate! Oh fucking joy!
Isn't it fucking great?
current mood: pissed off current music: Negative Creep (Live)-Nirvana
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| Sunday, March 20th, 2005
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3:45 pm - Whoa...
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Dude...so, Dylan (Bennett), who once tried to start a revolution, idolizes the Weatherman/the Weather Underground (whatever you may so choose to call it). For those who don't know who they are, they were a group of 15-16 year old revolutionary terrorists from 1969 to 1976. They blew up some government buildings and broke Tim Leary (LSD guru) out of jail. Anyways, they took their name from the song "Subterranean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan. Dylan (Bennett) was named after Bob Dylan...crazy shite, eh?
current mood: irritated
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3:45 pm - Whoa...
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Dude...so, Dylan (Bennett), who once tried to start a revolution, idolizes the Weatherman/the Weather Underground (whatever you may so choose to call it). For those who don't know who they are, they were a group of 15-16 year old revolutionary terrorists from 1969 to 1976. They blew up some government buildings and broke Tim Leary (LSD guru) out of jail. Anyways, they took their name from the song "Subterranean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan. Dylan (Bennett) was named after Bob Dylan...crazy shite, eh?
current mood: irritated current music: Serve the Servants-Nirvana
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| Sunday, March 13th, 2005
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11:41 am
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I got pants yesterday! Yay! And my dad mailed my my CDs that have been in his car since X-mas. Yay! Um...nothing else much to say.
Try the morphine, it's excellent today
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| Wednesday, March 9th, 2005
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4:24 pm - My knuckle hurts
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My knuckle hurts. It's all swollen. Maybe I shouldn't have punched that mirror...hey, at least it didn't break. Fucking Dylan. Fuck. FUCK YOU DYLAN! Whatever. He's probably not going to read this anyway. Still fuck him. He doesn't seem to care that when I see him with Kasia it makes me want to throw up or beat the crap of someone. He doesn't seem to care that I want to hang out with him, and then Kasia fucking comes along and he completely forgets about me. This one time, I asked him to hang out with me at lunch, and he was like, "Yeah, sure." Then Kasia fucking comes along and he fucking invites me to hang out with them. FUCK HIM. And that time we went to a DDR club meeting, he held her up on that blue thing. Didn't even try to hold me up. FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK HIM!
 I adopted a cute lil' grunge fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! Well, it was actually an Emo fetus, but it looks more grungy, do you concur?
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| Saturday, March 5th, 2005
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11:34 am - Freakishly accurate!
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| Friday, March 4th, 2005
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9:43 pm - another big thing!
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The Survey Where You Say The First Word That Comes To Mind. Yay. | Created by -ambiguous and taken 46501 times on bzoink! | | What comes to mind when you hear.. | | ..snow? | soap | | ..rain? | seattle | | ..tornado? | gray | | ..summer love? | Grease! | | ..Jon? | STEWART, BITCH! | | ..Mike? | Watson | | ..Shea? | butter chapstick | | ..banana? | alanna! | | ..dizzy? | spiral | | ..Laura? | Quirk | | ..Juan? | John | | ..car? | Andy | | ..white? | black | | ..peppermint? | candy cane | | ..New Found Glory? | no thanks | | ..placebo? | white | | ..orange juice? | without pulp | | ..candid camera? | candy! | | ..sister? | katie | | ..brother? | nick | | ..hate? | dylan, but i don't actually hate him | | ..school? | eh | | ..President? | CONAN | | ..football? | no | | ..rap? | pre '94 | | ..pop? | lollipop...mmm | | ..rock? | yes, please! | | ..punk? | yes, please! | | ..sex? | pistol | | ..death? | crazy goth kids in trenchcoats | | ..baby? | cute little bald thing | | ..duuude? | surfer | | ..the end? | the Doors! | Create a Survey | Search Surveys | Go to bzoink! |
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8:58 pm - Another Thing!
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Layer.one
Name alanna
Birthdate September 19, 1990
Birthplace Sierra Vista Hospital, SLO
Current location Morro Bay
Eyes Blue
Hair Blonde or Reddish
Height Five foot three or Five foot four
Righty or Lefty Righty
Zodiac Sign Virgo. My chinese one is the horse.
Layer.two
Your heritage Irish, some English, a little Dutch, and some Scottish.
Your weakness um...I don't know but I'm sure I have one
Your shoes you wore today my NEONFUCKINGGREEN shoes
Your fears Spiders, cults that involve wearing hats and robes, leading lines, going places by myself
Your perfect pizza um....I'm not sure
Goal you'd like to achieve To have everything go my way
Layer.three
Your thoughts first waking up MLEHHHHH....sleep
Your best physical feature My hair or eyes...also my smile is nice without my braces! moo ah ha ha!
Your bedtime Whenever I'm tired or whenever my mom makes me
Your most missed memory seeing the play Sylvia
Layer.four
Pepsi or Coke depends
McDonald's or Burger King depends
Single or group dates depends
Adidas or Nike Adidas! RUN-DMC BITCH!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea neither
Chocolate or vanilla Chocolate!
Cappuccino or coffee coffee
Layer.five
Smoke no
Cuss yeah, not as much anymore
Sing along
Take showers daily no
Have a crush Yes
Think you've been in love yes
Want to go college Yeah, I think so
Want to get married Yes
Believe in yourself I want to believe in myself once again, so I dream of a man whose hopes never end to kiss with a girl who's as lovely as you, I'd give you my heart if you gave me the troof! Sorry, I just love Flogging Molly!
Get motion sickness nope
Think you're attractive sometimes
Think you're a health freak Not at all
Get along with your parents usually
Like thunderstorms Sort of
Play an instrument I used to play clarinet and sax, and i play a lil piano
Layer.six - in the past months
Gone to the mall nope
Eaten an entire box of Oreos No
Eaten sushi Yes
Been on stage yeah, i think so
Gone skating No
Made homemade cookies No
Gone skinny dipping Haha no
Dyed your hair No
Stolen anything No
Layer.seven - ever..
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated No
Been called a tease I don't think so
Got beaten up No
Layer.eight
Age you hoped to be married Um, I don't know. 25?
Number and name of children 2+ kids, any gender. Possible names: Conan (m), Keithe (f), Wendy (f), Shawn (m)
Dream wedding hippie wedding!
How do you want to die something cool... not of some disease that you get when you're old
Where do you want to attend college Canada
Dream job Dancer, actress, artist, photographer...stuff like that
Country you want to visit Canada, Ireland
Layer.nine - In a guy/girl...
Best eye color Doesn't matter, but right now it's blue
Best hair color Doesn't matter, usually not very blond, and currently also blue
Short or long hair long or mowhawk
Height whatever, not shorter than me
Best weight generally scrawny, but my current interest isn't
Best clothing um...jeans? bondage jackets are cool ;)
Best first date location a play!
Best first kiss location Somewhere nice
Layer.ten
Number of drugs taken illegally oh god...so many! I'm such a junkie it's sad.
Number of people I could trust with my life hm, at least one person
Number of CDs that I own uh... a lot
Number of piercings 1 in each ear. and i kind of pierced my foot once
Number of tattoos Zero
Number of times my name's been in the news my pictures been in it before
Number of scars on my body uh...a lot...5 and there's about 4 that aren't officially scars yet, but they probably will be
Number of things in my past that I regret. I try to live without regret
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| Monday, February 28th, 2005
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3:59 pm - Nolan's shoelace is permanently stuck to my shoelace.
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Quinn Before that, that grunge, Seattle was just another city in our nation's capital.
Daria Wrong Washington.
Quinn Yes, grunge was wrong, but you can't blame the whole state.
So...today, in P.E., Nolan had the bright idea to tie his shoe to someone elses. I had the bright idea to agree. But, he ties it in a knot. Then we have to sprint back and forth across the gym. So we kind of waddle to the end, and try to untie it. It doesn't work. So then we try again and again and again, etc. Then he has to start gnawing on it. Then, he completely unlaces his shoe, and we have to go to the track. Then, we start to cut it on the fence, and then with a rock. Finally, it breaks, and I have a tiny piece of Nolan's shoelace permanently tied to my shoe. YAY
current mood: and happy!
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| Sunday, February 27th, 2005
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3:34 pm - It's all spiffy
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Get to know your friends | Created by Babydoll915 and taken 10 times on bzoink! | | ABOUT YOU | | Your Full Name | alanna dougherty | | Age | 14 | | Gender | androgynous...fine, female | | Height | 5'4"? | | Weight | I'm not sure, last time I checked it was 136 | | Hair Color | blonde or red, depending on who you ask | | Eye Color | blue | | Siblings | semi-estranged stepsiblings Nick and Katie | | Glasses/Contacts? | Both | | Piercings | ears | | Tattoos | nope | | Braces? | NOT ANYMORE! MOO AH HA HA | | Favorite | | Color | purple | | Movie | too many...right now it's SLC Punk | | Food | chocolate ice cream | | Animal | kitty cat...or ewok | | TV Show | Daria | | Band | Nirvana, Aerosmith, the Rolling Stones | | Song | Taste of India by Aerosmith | | DO YOU | | Have a job? | nope, I ain't working for the Man, man! | | If so, where and what do you do? | N/A | | Have a cell phone? | i sure do | | Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? | no. not now | | Have a crush on someone? | yes. he just doesn't realize how sexy i am. | | HAVE YOU EVER | | Snuck out of the house? | no | | Cried to get out of trouble? | yeah | | Gotten lost in your city? | is it possible to get lost in our town? | | Had serious surgery? | i broke my arm once | | Cried over a girl? | probably | | Cried over a boy? | just the other day | | Been arrested? | no, and i'm the only one on my dad's side of the family who hasn't, i think | | Done drugs? | i've had medicine before, and second-hand smoked stuff | | Had alcohol? | yeah, but pretty much everyone has nyquill at some point in their life, don't they? i've also had sips of regular alcohol, but i find it icky. surprising, i am a dougherty. | | Swore at your parents? | yep | | Liked a friend, or hope for more than friendship? | SHYEAH | | Broken a bone? | my wrist | | Gotten stiches? | nope | | Bitten someone? | I'm a fucking vampire, I do practically every day | | PICK ONE | | Fruit/vegetables | fruit | | TV/movie | erm...TV | | Car/truck | truck...no car. | | Cash/check | cash | | Summer/Winter | depends | | Spring/autumn | depends | | Winter break/Spring break | winter break. though i do get to go cool places during spring break | | Snow/rain | depends | | Cloudy/clear skies | pretty clouds | | French toast/french fries | fries | | Hugs/kisses | both | | Wallet/pocket | depends | | Cat/dog | cat | | Long sleeve/short sleeve | depends on weather | | Pant/shorts | pants | | Boxers/briefs | boxers | | Panties/thong | panties | | LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP | | Have you ever been in love? | yes | | Are you single? | yes | | Are you in a relationship? | no | | If so, for how long? | who plans these things out? | | Do you believe there is someone for everyone? | yes | | Do you believe in love at first sight? | maybe | | How old were you when you got your first kiss? | 13...funny story too. Me and Jaslyn would always kiss each other on the cheek, and i think we went for the same cheek or something. it was strange. | | Have you ever been broken up with? | kind of, in 3rd grade | | Have you ever broken up with someone? | yep | | Are you a virgin? | yesh ma'am | | If not, how old were you when you lost it? | N/A | | LAST QUESTIONS | this got messed up, so i'm in 9th grade | | What grade are you in? | | What shampoo do you use? | right now, VO5 | | Ever make out at the movies? | nope | | When's the last time you did something sexual with the oppsite sex? | never | | What do you think of the person who sent this to you? | i found it all by me lonesome | | Is he/she your friend? | n/a | | Hoping for more? | eh? | Create a Survey | Search Surveys | Go to bzoink! |
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