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Sunday, September 5th, 2004
| Time |
Event |
| 12:05p |
Hypocrite Dad
So I was looking for something to eat for lunch and my asshole father comes in and says "Have a cheese sandwich". First of all I don't eat JUST a cheese sandwich. That is beneath me. Second who cares when I eat something. He says I can't have spaghetti for lunch, yet he condones eating pizza for breakfast. Why can't I have spaghetti for lunch? We had it for lunch when I was school, which my dad treats as heaven. Every decision he makes is based off what my school says. So why can't I have spaghetti for lunch when we had it in school? He can't think for himself. He can't think at all because he constantly smokes weed. Everytime I see him he has a cheap cigar hanging out his mouth. It is fucking stupid. He is fucking stupid. He is also like an old jew when it comes to money. He buys cheap food, uses coupons and rips up old shirts as dirty filthy dish rags. He is so cheap that he used to go out of his way to get a haircut from some really old racist guy (My dad says he is allowed to be racist because he is a war veteran) because that guy only charged $4 for a haircut. The guy gives terrible haircuts but he doesn't care because it is only $4. He sent me there once and the guy ended up giving me some kind of quasi mohawk/bowl cut thingy. Needless to say I was teased at no end by my peers for that haircut. But it is $4! Anyway, he decided that $4 is too expensive for him. So he bought a do it yourself haircutting device. It is a electric razor that can be fitted with different sized, comb shaped pieces that cut your hair to a desired length. Now he cuts his own hair, and mine, for free. Wow. This thing gives worse haircuts than the old racist guy. I come out looking like a hedgehog! I would rather go to the old racist guy. I would rather use the flowbee. Thanks in advance for reading this. | | 4:54p |
Clayce (sp?)
My asshole dad today made the most vile dinner ever today. He made something called "clayce" and when I describe it you will throw up. Basically, it is mashed potatoes, bread, flour and water combined, rolled into balls and boiled then topped with gravy. My dad has the best selling line for this crap: It is a "poor man's meal". That is right. This is what the poor germans ate during world war II. It is the most disgusting, most vile shit ever known to man. My dad comes back and says "It is everything you like: bread, potatoes, and flour". Well I don't like them boiled, or mixed with each other. He doesn't like white pizza. I said well white pizza is everything YOU like: Crust, tomato, cheese, garlic. So I didn't even eat anything today, whiich is unusual for me. However expect a lovejoy st sub tomorrow. I am going to get $20 tomorrow, what else do you want me to power down in addition to the sub? I usually get a sub and spicy waffle fries. |
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