| 10:11a |
Food As I am typing, I am powering down a bag of four cheese doritos, you know the ones that taste like feet. Last night I powered down a chicken finger sub, hot, oil mayo, no onion, from sebastianos. Last night I went to my uncles house to install a new hard drive. It worked. But I forgot to bring the product key with me to install win 98. Now about that sub, my dad was ready to get me just a half sub. What the fuck! I don't eat that! I only eat whole subs. Give me a whole sub... Or give me death! I showed my dad. He quickly got me a whole sub. That is more like it, bitch! I made my dad my bitch!
I also stole a couple klondike bars from the freezer. I hid the evidence. Right now my parents are the 'sino, but no schdootch to get a subaroni. My mom took her purse so there is no stealing from that. She also took her SUV so I can't steal out of that. The safe key is missing, I think they hid it in the safe. I am screwed. No money, No sub. Before you say anything, I am not a thief. I am a treasure hunter. It isn't like I steal for drugs. I steal to get something to eat, because I am starving. I am malnourished. I steal to sustain life. Thanks in advance for reading this. |
| 5:54p |
Today Today I powered down a whole bag of four cheese doritos. I went to sleep on the couch and my job coach woke me up by calling. My parents were at the 'sino so I was by myself the entire day. I ate slept and masturbated all day. At about 3:30 PM I shot up the cat. Then my dad came home and we ordered food. He got an order of Chicken Wings, Medium, and freedom fries. I got me a chicken taco, Hot, with sour cream. We ordered from partners which is where I order from at 2:00AM. My dad is obcessed with half subs. He is like "You can have a HALF SUB!" Fuck you dad, I'll have a whole sub. I don't waste my time with half subs. So I got a taco instead. He gave me some of his fries. I powered those down. Eugene is coming tomorrow. People ask me to post pics of me powering down a titanic sandwich. I would if I can get my webcam working. But expect low res pics. Thanks in advance for reading this. |