| 4:48p |
I just got done eating a healthy baked potato, however the extra salt and butter I put on it is going straight to my heart. Eugene was supposed to come over today but he never called... perhaps he was busy.
Anyway if he doesn't come over I am going to my uncles house for pop and conversation. I hope he doesn't say anything about me smelling like sweat again. See I don't use deodorant because it causes cancer and alzheimers. I don't even brush my teeth either because it causes heart attacks (However I have never had a cavity in my life, and I drink tons of pop and eat all sorts of candy and junk food). Anyway I was at his house on sunday because my other uncle, the one that killed my Grandma, gave him his shitty computer and I went to go set it up and found out the whole computer was beyond repair. The hard drive was shot and everything. So just like he killed my Grandma, he killed the computer. After I gave up after 4 hours of trying to get it working, I had some pizza.
Yesterday I stole $10 from my mom and almost got caught. After I got home from the pizzeria my dad was waiting for me near the back door. He was like "Where did you go" "I went to the library" "Let me see your library card" "I forgot it" Mom better not have missing money, or I am taking your entire paycheck" "Whatever". That was the end of it. I don't even think he asked my mom.
Last night I was so wasted, not from drinking or drugs or anything, but because I was so tired. I fell asleep at my computer. Then I got the new Cradle of Filth CD which isn't even out yet and put that on my MP3 player. I was so tired I went to go to sleep, but before going to sleep I was going to start the new Cradle of Filth cd from my MP3 player. I had the player hooked up and I turned it on. The MP3 player has to boot up before you can do anything. I couldn't make it past the 15 second boot screen before falling asleep. I woke up with the player in my hand at the last song played. |