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Cheap dad
So the other night we got subs for dinner. He fucking gets me only a half a sub! Then I request $20 from him the other day, he said "You aren't going to eat $20 worth of food". Why? Howard Stern talks about eating $500 worth of food when he goes to Noboo or whatever the fuck that place is. So my dad said "I'll give you $5, that is enough for a HALF sub". Half sub? That isn't even worth my time! I only buy whole subs, plus an appetizer. Half subs are not worth it at all. So I took the $5 and I bought a measly bag of sun chips and a sobe. WOW. Now you wonder why I steal. |