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A shocking revelation... am I gay??
I think I might be gay. Today I was whacking off to some computer porno, straight computer porno. I was about to cum so I started to jerk off the head of my cock with my thumb and forefinger. I didn't realize that my dick was aimed towards my face and when I did bust, I gave myself a cum facial. Not only that but I got some cum in my mouth AND I have to admit, it did taste good. It tasted weird but good. It is hard to explain the taste but I didn't throw up on it, which may or may not be a good sign. It didn't taste like chocolate or anything. Am I gay though? I know I am not attracted to guys sexually. I think the only way a guy can be gay is if he is attracted to other men. I don't think it is gay to stick shit up your ass or even to be fucked up the ass by a WOMAN WITH A STRAP ON. But some will think that is gay. A year ago I had a colonoscopy and they had to to shove a 8 ft tube up my asshole, and I have to admit it wasn't all that bad. It is overrated as hell. No pain whatsover, except they blow air inside your intestine which gives you gas pains. Anyway I ate the cum, I got an 8 ft hose shoved up my ass, and I like both. But I don't think I am gay.
Anyway, yesterday I watched Bad Santa. Hilarious! Nothing like watching a drunk Billy Bob Thorton assfuck a plus size woman while wearing a Santa costume, and then saying "You ain't gonna shit right for a week!". Yesterday I ate Chicken Strips, Large Fries and A milkshake from McDonalds, then went to my uncles and ate a bag of harvest cheddar sunchips. Tonight my dad is ordering a spaghetti dinner for 2 from sebastiano's. They make great food there. Also wednesday I am going to the Uncle's house for chicken and cheese rice and corn. Thanks in advance for reading this. |