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Sub and UCP
Tonight my parents didn't want to cook, so we ordered food instead. My dad got a fish fry, my mom got a roast beef sandwich, and I got a Chicken Finger Sub, Hot, Oil, Mayo, Blue Cheese, and No Onion. I powered that shit down quick. Then I stole a can of orange pop.
I went to UCP today. What a freak show. Now they pictures of all the retards on the walls. They just have to take pictures of them in their tardiest state, tongue wagging, drooling, flailing, and other tardy tard poses. It is a creepy place. The fat toothless woman with the deep voice and smells like old cigarette smoke and blood, she picked me up and brought me back home. I swear she is going to drop dead one of these days. She doesn't look healthy at all. When she is driving, she sits there and coughs up a lung. It is reallly disgusting. First of all she really needs to air out that car. And she talks about nothing but American Idol and her kids. Wait, how does she have kids? How is she getting laid to have kids? I would rather fuck my mom before fucking this bitch, and that is saying alot. SHe is an ugly, fat, toothless woman with a deep voice. Oh and she smells. |