Michael Constantino's Blurty

Asshole Dad
Wow my dad is dumb. He sits there and blames my wireless router for his computer going slow. The router wouldn't even effect it unless there are at least 20 computers hooked up to it, and most of them are doing heavy downloading. Right now there is only 2 hooked into the router. This is the same person who dropped out of school. This is the same person who has marijuana in his room. This is the same person who thinks the acronym HTML is short for Hotmail. So he keeps insisting that we get adelphia in here to give a final say. Why? So they can tell him what I am told him a million times. Each time adelphia comes out, HE has to pay them. He better pay them. He wants adelphia to tell him the router is the problem, when it isn't, he is paying for it, not me. I hope he does get adelphia in here, that way he will look like a total fool like he always is. He wants me to get rid of the router and get a separate cable modem for my room, and make me pay for it each month. It just isn't practical. He is like "Why do you have steal internet access from us, like you do with our money and pop". First I am not stealing internet, I am optimizing our capabilities. Second it is perfectly legal to do this, unlike him possessing pot. Companies do it all the time. MY WORK does it on a much larger scale. He knows absolutely nothing about computers, and here he is trying to fix the problem. Then he thinks that my VIDEO CARD is making his computer go slow. He thinks it goes slow because I got the card hooked to the TV. He thinks that a piece of hardware on a totally different computer is making a different computer go slow. Then what is going to happen when adelphia tells him it isn't the router or the video card? He is going to blame something else. Perhaps the mouse on our neighbor's computer is making it go slow. Then last night he told me to turn off my computer before I go to bed so he can see if his goes faster. Well I kept it on, and told him I turned it off. He said the computer was way faster. I told him that the computer was on all night. What a fucking asshole!