Michael Constantino's Blurty

This morning I did the Sub at 3 AM thing yet again. Parents went to the casino, I ordered a chicken finger sub, hot, oil, mayo, no onion and a box of fries. Powered those down in record time. The only thing is is that when you order from Partners Bar, they have to use the big fucking mini van with the big ass bright sign. I want to order more discretely. I am like a drug addict, only with food, so I consider the pizza guy to be like a drug dealer. I need to keep eating. I need to keep adding to my He-Hooters. BTW

Here is me in a sexy pose. Watch the women go wild. w00t!

So anyway I was banned from cheapassgamer. What do you expect when the mods are hypocrites and the site not only allows people to flame other users, but encourages and does it himself. One of the mods actually made a pic of me with my head on a monkey's body, and the monkey is whacking off. Wow how inappropriate is that? Another mod actually admitted to murder, but then denied it when asked for more details. I am tired of those people. So I made a pic of my own. I hijacked the "Goddess of Off-topic"'s picture (Who turned out to be nothing more than a stupid fucking 14 year old girl) and drew in a marijuana cigarette hanging out of her mouth, Xs over her eyes, and an inverted cross on her forehead. On top of that, I wrote "slut" across the pic. I was immediately scrutinized for that, which is funny considering she has called me a fat pathetic loser with no life and a little penis. The shit she said was way worse than me calling her a slut. Then another asshole said "We can't go after her or the mod who made monkey pic. They are beloved". This sounds like what is happening with Howard Stern/Oprah/Queerchannel. It is all selective enforcement. They wanted me gone the minute I said something pro iraq war. They think it is racist to support the iraq war. It is all bullshit. People that know me in real life know me for an easy going, hard working, non racist young man. My best friend is black for fucks sake! Plus aren't I the one who, back in high school, made such a fit about reading "Of Mice and Men" because they use the N word in there? How about when I told a girl at school she was part of the KKK because she read out loud a passage of a book that contained the N word? I am sorry I have no tolerance toward racist people. I am racist towards racists. If you think that a pro war stance is racist, you need to grow up. You asked for my opinions, you got them, now you are going to hang them over my head? Sorry but I am glad I was banned from that dumb site.

Thanks in advance for reading this.