| 3:30p |
Back to UCP, because they DO work for ME!
So I went to UCP again today for counseling. The big fat toothless woman who smells like old cigarettes and dried blood picked me up. They had some kind of retard yard sale thing going on, like anyone is going to buy anything after the tards drool over everything. So I walk down the hall dodging the wheelchairs and tardy moaning. I get to the waiting room and sit down with my mp3 player and Harry Potter book and read a chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. After my session I went outside and the fat toothless woman was there to pick me up. When I got home I went in my room locked the door, got naked and beat off to some computer porn. After I came, I was so relaxed that I fell asleep, naked, in the computer chair for like an hour. I woke up and put some clothes on and ate vegetarian pizza from applebees.
I can't wait for my Gamecube to come. I bought Metroid Prime off someone on Hardforum. |