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Fucked up Dreams
I had the weirdest dream last night. I was in a pizzeria getting a chicken finger sub, and some kid with a russian accent takes my order. I get my sub, and the chicken was totally burnt, I mean totally black. Plus they just gave me the lower halves of the sub roll,, so it was basically just chicken on bread. Then the russian dude takes my other half and washes the sub in water, like he is doing dishes. Then I get up and complain that I should be reimbursed for at least half a sub. Then everyone in the place was like, "Well you made us use enough chicken for a whole sub so you should pay whole sub price. Then we all fight and I end up dying or something, but then I was brought back to life by some dude that looked like Bruce Willis. In fact I think it was Bruce Willis. So then I go back to the pizzeria with this Bruce Willis look alike and we all have a talk with this russian dude. Then we all fight again and me and Bruce kill them all. We go back to my house, which isn't even my house (It was in the dream) it was like a mansion with a fountain and crap. I end up finding a secret passage in the house that leads to the basement room that was like a shrine. It was a shrine to satan or something and this bruce willis guy ends up going up to the altar and and doing some crap that ultimately summons an army of zombies, one looked like the russian dude from the pizzeria. Then I get eaten to death. That is when I woke up. Man I have some fucked up dreams. Anyone know what it means? |