Michael Constantino's Blurty

Crazy mom...
My mother has to be clinically insane. I searched their room again and found some weird shit. I found marijuana, a huge stash of painkillers, sex toys, a naked picture of some black dude, candy, and mental medication in my mom's name (Xanax and Zoloft). These are meds that help with bipolar disorder, which explains alot because my mom can go from nice to a total bitch at the drop of a hat, even when no ones bothering her. I always thought it was just a female thing until I found those meds. I also found yeast infection cream, and suppositories.

My mother is insane. She once was late for work by like 45 minutes running around the house like a maniac getting ready and the only thing she can worry about, is the type of scrunchy she has on her. Great so she has to make herself look even less attractive than she already is (My mom is ugly, fat and stupid. But I guess tons of guys do hit on her, go figure...). She is so worried about her stupid scrunchy that she ends up more late than need be. Also once she called her friend (Gay friend) to come over and she is sitting on the couch waiting for him, and all of a sudden she snaps and starts running around the house in a panic, because the house is not clean (The house was clean, but there was just little things wrong.) So she makes me clean the house with her in a panic because go forbid there is a piece on paper on the table.

She just needs to take a heavy heavy dose of the pills she was prescribed and maybe she will be less crazy...

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