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Friday, March 26th, 2004
| Time | Event |
| 1:02p | Sleep Study Last night I went to Millard Fillmore Gates Hospital for a sleep study for my sleep apnea. In really do hate hospitals. So I go to the 9th floor and I have to wait like 20 minutes, then they made me watch this really bad movie about sleep apnea. It featured a fat ugly bearded guy who looked like Peter Jackson (Director of the Lord of the Rings Movies) and he has this really hot wife. Clearly she was way too attractive from him. So there is bad acting and bad cheesy porno like music. So after the movie I get into the room and the nurse hooked me up to these sensors. Then I had to test it for her. Blink 5 times she said. Grit your teeth etc. After that she turned off the lights and I went to sleep. I had a really weird dream. I was walking around some street and I walk into a pawn shop owned by this creepy guy that looked like Denethor from Lord of the Rings (He was the Steward of Gondor that started himself on fire because he kept looking into the palantir and became crazy). So anyway this guy was following me around and never said a word and started giving me free crap like a bottle of pop, and I asked him if he had a Sega Saturn for sale and he said no. I asked him if he had some new games and he pulled out Might and Magic for Sega Genesis. It was the PAL (European) version of Might and Magic. Then he went into the backroom and I followed him. He was eating a bagel and offered me one. It had bacon lettuce and tomato on it. I don't eat bacon (I don't eat any pork) so I gave the bacon to him and he was so happy. Then the nurse walked in and woke me up. It was like 5:30 AM and she ripped the sensors off me and I got dressed and went downstairs and my dad was there. Then I went home, took a shower. I put on Howard Stern and went back to sleep. |
| 2:50p | It's Official... My mother is too dumb for a computer. She gets a virus on her computer and then blames me. One catch, I don't use the computer anymore. I use my own computer that is in my room. I haven't used theirs in like two months. Then she calls |
| 2:56p | Damn... I wish there was a way to edit journal entries... I accidently hit the update button in the middle of writing it. Anyway My mom is too dumb for a computer. Really. She thinks she is so smart as well. First off she thinks HTML stands for Hotmail. My mom is throughly against hotmail because she thinks it is a "Porno email service". I was on a site to learn HTML (Which is actually a programming language for web pages) and she seen me and said "Hotmail is for adults!" She calls my wireless router shareware, why? Because it shares internet! But that is not what shareware really is. It is basically just free software that you can legally distribute without permission. She really needs to take some computer training classes or something. Really she thinks she is so smart with computers but she comes off as dumb. Oh well I am probably being to hard on her. Current Mood:  annoyed |
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