Rants and Complaints So my mom made me go to see the doctor at UCP, and you know me I don't like the stigma that goes along with UCP, especially after the whole guy in the underwear incident. So I knew that if I went to a UCP doctor I would be diagnosed with some weird disease; Mental Retardation, Cerebral Palsy, or something else weird. So the doctor checked me out and said, "Mike... You have Prader Willi Syndrome!" I am like what the fuck is that. Basically it is a genetic disorder that makes people eat, and eat and eat without feeling full. It also has tons of side effects that is all about me. So I have to go to Rochester and go to the prader willi clinic at Strong Memorial... I better go sight seeing in rochester... I also have Sleep Apnea meaning I stop breathing when I sleep, so I have to go for a sleep study. This is why I fall asleep at work alot. Also I am a borderline diabetic and I have high cholesterol. I tend to eat alot of carbs...
I was also caught stealing again, and I regret it. I stole $100 from my moms desk. I spent it before she noticed it missing. I bought Blank CDs, Food and Ninja Gaiden for Xbox. I tried to end it right there when my mom said she needed that money to take Louie (The Cat) to the vet. So I told her to take it out of my bank account, and that is when I was caught because my mom knows I wouldn't just give money away like that. So we fouind out that the cat is a diabetic and is blind in one eye, so now today we have to go to diabetic training classes and they will show us how to give the cat insulin shots.
This whole Howard Stern, FCC thing is bullshit. Howard Stern put up the perfect pic of him being persecuted.

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