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8/30/04 [30 Aug 2004|04:59am]
Yesterday I made a new account on CAG using my IP Scrambler. It worked. My username is Dead_Cthulhu_In_Ryleh and it is an H.P. Lovecraft reference. Speaking of Lovecraft, I have been playing alot of Eternal Darkness for the Gamecube lately. It is a game obviously influenced by Lovecraft's stories, especially in the names of some of the monsters.

I was at my uncles last night. We were flipping through the channels on Digital Cable, and found a really cool channel. It is called G4 and it is a channel about nothing but video games. We were watching a show called filter and the host is a really hot Japanese chick, and she is way into games as well. That's hot. I'll make sure I watch more of that channel.
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This has been bothering me for some time now... [28 Aug 2004|09:49pm]
Back in February of 2000, my grandma died of breast cancer. We had a funeral for her, but I didn't go. Why? Because it was at a catholic church and I am not catholic. My whole family is catholic but I decided to be Atheist. It really wasn't my fault I didn't go. I just said that I refused to pray while I was there, because I am Atheist. my parents took total offense at this and made me stay home. I hope that when I die they just bury me in the backyard and not have a funeral. Anyways, I always joke about her being dead. For example, when I go my uncle's house, I always leave at 8:00 PM. I always "I am out like yo momma", or once he was complaining the pizza we ate was all burnt, I said "It is burnt like yo momma" because my grandma was cremated. He retailitates with "You didn't even bother to go to her funeral". Also my other uncle, he actually killed my grandma. How? Because he is a drug addict. He sat there and huffed glue while she was sick, and also sat there and fought with her about the dumbest shit, while she was sick. So yes he gave her cancer. She would have lived alot longer had he not been born. Anyway, I feel guilty for not going. Even if they said I couldn't go, I should have anyways, since the church was a few blocks away. Another reason they didn't let me go was because I had to wear a shirt with seams going down the side. I don't like those shirts, because they are all itchy and shit. I was going to wear a T shirt (Deicide), but they didn't let me. What a bunch of fucking idiots! They didn't let me see my grandma because 1. I am not Catholic. 2. They didn't want me wearing my Deicide to the funeral. And now I have to live with the guilt the rest of my life. It is fucking booty that I couldn't go and socialize with my family and eat and drink merrily. Because the way I heard it was it more of a party than a sad funeral. I know it seems sick to party for someones death, but that was the way it was described. I heard they were playing the theme to the three stooges there, and they got one of the members of the Buffalo Philharmonic in to play violin. Oh well..
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A decision in the making... [28 Aug 2004|08:08pm]
In order to combat these people harassing me through my blog, I am thinking of starting anew. I am thinking of using a new blog service, with a new username, and a fake name. Don't worry Eugene, I will give you my new blog address. Hopefully this will attract more positive people to comment on my blog instead of the same old re hashed "bitchtits, pedophile, racist, hypocrite" line. I have not decided on this yet, it is still just a thought.
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To my fans, and enemies... [28 Aug 2004|04:37pm]
About this whole piracy issue, I want to announce that yes I was copying games for my own use. Also want to say that I have stopped doing so. All my copied games have been deleted, and shredded and bleached by windows washer. I am going to still keep the modded xbox, because that is legal in itself. I am going to use it as an entertainment center. I am going to use it to play legal imported games and as a region free DVD player and also to play homebrew games. You say that the police can look at stuff that has been deleted, well if it has been deleted then I can't use it anymore right? Thanks in advance for reading this.
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Pizza and stealing pop [28 Aug 2004|01:56pm]
Tonight we had pizza from lovejoy pizzeria. I power down 2 slices in 3 minutes. My dad is pissed at me because I stole at least 3 24 ounce bottles of pepsi from the pantry. Wow. He wants me to ask him for pop, but I shouldn't because I am 20 years old. He keeps saying that he isn't going to buy pop anymore, yet I know he is going to keep buying pop. He is just going to put it under lock and key like the weed and the sex toys. I know he isn't going to let himself suffer to keep under control. I also found a way into the safe. The other day I opened their closet and found a key sticking out of the safe's key hole. I didn't even know the safe had a key lock. I thought it was just a number pad lock. So I go into the safe and steal $20 and eat merrily. Since then I can't find the key anywhere. When I find the safe key I am so going to the hardware store and getting it copied. Then I can have my own safe key and steal money for food whenever. BTW the weed was also in the safe...
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[27 Aug 2004|08:32pm]
Today I bought a 120 GB Seagate Barracuda Harddrive for my "Special Computer", and I also bought a DVD RW Drive. The other night, I was cleaning my room and found a 60 GB hard drive that I forgot I had. It just said "Generic" on it though. So I decided to put it in my "Special Computer", since I already had a 160 GB in my regular computer. Well I found that the 60 GB drive was really faulty. It would crash the "Special Computer", and it was really slow. So I actually downgraded (Or is it upgrade in this case) the "Special Computer" to the original Hard Drive, which I think was 10 GB.

I went back to EBgames today and saw the manager. He said he had another game that isn't out but they got it for promotional use. It is called "Second Sight". I read a preview on it on IGN. So I bought it from him. I haven't played it at all, I just wanted to see if it works. He also said he might be receiving advanced copies of Headhunter Redemption. I may get that too.

As you can tell from the arguement in the comments area in the previous post, I may be facing legal trouble. I'll tell you the whole story. There is a video game trading site called "cheapassgamer". I was member for the longest time, and I was in really good standing tradewise. I never rip any off. So the one day I was looking through the general discussion boards and saw a post about the patriot act and how some guy got in trouble because he was taking pics of bridges and he was middle eastern. I stated my point, rather maturely, on how I was for this guy being arrested. Now everyone on that site are like extremist liberals. So when I said that, and I also said I supported the war, I was bashed to bits. People called me a racist because I supported the war. The main attacker however was a stupid ass 14 year old girl. So I am defending myself and she is constantly just ripping me a new asshole. She had a pic, so to fight back, I decided to take her pic, and write "slut" over it. Now they are calling me a pedophile, because I was "thinking of a 14 year old girl being a slut". BTW that isn't pedophile behavior. Plus other members where saying how she was hot. Doesn't that make them pedophiles as well then? Anyway I was immediately banned for that pic. Now the ironic thing is is that she wasn't banned for her scathing and vicious remarks towards me and my family. Also one of the mods decided to take a pic of my head and put it on a masturbating monkey pic. Also I think it was that same mod took a pic of my head and put it on a naked body that had both male and female parts and said "I bet he has a mangina!". He wasn't banned for that either. Now I had a link to my journal in my signature area. It has been about 2 months since I was banned and people are leaving me very rude comments and threats. One of those wackos decided to make a false report to microsoft and told them that not only I was burning games, but I was also a company distributing them. What a liar! I swear if the police raid the house because of this, I will see this guy in court for false accusations. FUCK YOU LOOTR2CORE I HOPE YOU FUCKING ROT IN HELL YOU MOTHERFUCKING, LYING, CONNIVING, BUTT FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!

Not only that but I may be in more legal problems, but for my own good. When my boss laid me off the second time, he said he was going to mail my last check to my house. He even said he was going to pay for the rest of the week (He laid me off in the middle of the week). It has been 2 and a half weeks and no check. I really don't want to do it but I may have to take legal action. I called him monday and told him my check didn't come yet. He said he would send it later that day. It is now friday and no check. I called my job coach and she said she is going to call monday because my boss wasn't in today. And if she doesn't get ahold of him monday, she is going down there and demanding my check.
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CAG [27 Aug 2004|02:15pm]
Okay I am on CAG right now. And to prove it I am going to cut and paste all the dumb comments about me from the site onto my journal.

"DragonLordFrodo was on Nip/Tuck?!?! SWEET!!!" - Organicow

Here is a whole thread about my blog. http://cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=25285&highlight=dragonlordfrodo

It seems like lootr2core was the one who ratted me out to microsoft. The fucker probably copies games himself! I bet he is a big pirater as well. I swear if I get into legal trouble with MS, lootr2core is getting sued by the mighty Dragonlordfrodo!
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[27 Aug 2004|01:20pm]
Last night I watched Alien Vs Predator with my dad at 2:00 AM. Great movie. Today I went to UCP for counsoling. I guess they had some kind of retard carnival today. Wait where are the rides? Oh yeah the fucking wheelchair ramp is the ride. Wheeeeee! I was picked up by the fat toothless smelly woman with the deep voice. She picks me up an hour early. So I go to the B quik. That place has some weird snacks. They actually have, ready for this, Pickle flavored potato chips. Thats right. A company named "Herrs" makes them. They also have Steak and Worchestershire flavored chips. So I got me some of those. They weren't that good. I also got me cheddar and sour cream flavor chips. Now those were good. Other flavors include Honey BBQ, and ketchup flavored chips. I power down the chips in the waiting room and some tard tried to attack me for my chips. He was drooling and making retarded sounds. I was ready to punch him.

For all my fans... I am still planning on going back to CAG sometime today. Expect me.
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[26 Aug 2004|10:45pm]
My uncle decided to give the computer back to the murderer (My other uncle) so that he can give it to his friend to get working. If he can't get it working, me and my uncle (the non murderer) are going to buy all kinds of computer parts to rebuild it. And he is going to PAY me for my work. We think that when the murderer went to get his files off the computer, he erased a critical file on accident. So he killed the computer like he killed my grandma.

My parents have been acting real weird lately. They keep going out unexpectedly for hours at time. I originally thought they were going to the casino, but I know that they would only go in the middle of the night. I asked where they went and they said "It is personal". Oh well it gives my a chance to get subs during that time.
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[25 Aug 2004|04:48pm]
I just got done eating a healthy baked potato, however the extra salt and butter I put on it is going straight to my heart. Eugene was supposed to come over today but he never called... perhaps he was busy.

Anyway if he doesn't come over I am going to my uncles house for pop and conversation. I hope he doesn't say anything about me smelling like sweat again. See I don't use deodorant because it causes cancer and alzheimers. I don't even brush my teeth either because it causes heart attacks (However I have never had a cavity in my life, and I drink tons of pop and eat all sorts of candy and junk food). Anyway I was at his house on sunday because my other uncle, the one that killed my Grandma, gave him his shitty computer and I went to go set it up and found out the whole computer was beyond repair. The hard drive was shot and everything. So just like he killed my Grandma, he killed the computer. After I gave up after 4 hours of trying to get it working, I had some pizza.

Yesterday I stole $10 from my mom and almost got caught. After I got home from the pizzeria my dad was waiting for me near the back door. He was like "Where did you go" "I went to the library" "Let me see your library card" "I forgot it" Mom better not have missing money, or I am taking your entire paycheck" "Whatever". That was the end of it. I don't even think he asked my mom.

Last night I was so wasted, not from drinking or drugs or anything, but because I was so tired. I fell asleep at my computer. Then I got the new Cradle of Filth CD which isn't even out yet and put that on my MP3 player. I was so tired I went to go to sleep, but before going to sleep I was going to start the new Cradle of Filth cd from my MP3 player. I had the player hooked up and I turned it on. The MP3 player has to boot up before you can do anything. I couldn't make it past the 15 second boot screen before falling asleep. I woke up with the player in my hand at the last song played.
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Kingdom Under Fire and Silent Hill 4 [24 Aug 2004|09:00pm]
Wow these are some good games. Today I went to ebworld to exchange some gamecube games that weren't moving on the net. I happen to know the manager of the local EB, and he told me that they had copies of Silent Hill 4 and Kingdom Under Fire already there for promotional uses. He couldn't sell them to the general public but made me a deal. I give him my cube games and I got both games plus some cash left over.

Kingdom Under Fire is an excellent game. It is like dynasty warriors only it is with orcs and elves. Silent Hill 4 isn't like the other ones. It is more first person and faster paced. But they are good finds, plus I got them before anyone else!
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Update [24 Aug 2004|08:16am]
I am updating this to say I am alive and well. I haven't really gone out to eat alot lately, but I would like to. I bought Resident Evil Zero and Tales of Symphonia off the net. I beat Skies of Arcadia the other day. Now I am playing Fatal Frame. See I play games one at a time. When I beat one, I move onto another. I am not one of those people who play multiple games at once, although I should start to try.

Speaking of beating, I found myself whacking off alot lately. I think about 20 times in the last 3 days. My little dick is really sore so I should really hold back a few days. Usually I whack about 2 to 3 times a day. I don't know why I am doing up to 5 6 7 times a day lately. Oh well, it is a non harmful habit.

Anyway remember to pick up the Star Wars Boxset on 9/24
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Faking out my father... [19 Aug 2004|10:50pm]
My father is so hell bent on me having my computer off when I am sleeping or when I am not using it, he has the key to my room and he comes in in the middle of the night and shuts it off. This usually wakes me up. I keep it on because I am usually downloading something. Here is what I tried so far to fake him out

1. Turning off the monitor - Didn't work, he can always turn it back it to see if the computer is on
2. Unplugging the monitor - Sometimes works. He usually just checks to see if the lights on the computer are on.
3. Unplugging the VGA cable from the computer - Sometimes works. However it is too much of a hassle to plug it back in. Plus he can see the lights on in the computer.

Nothing has worked so far. Now he said two more times he finds the computer on, he is going to make me take off the router. So I got desperate. I rigged up a solution. Tell me if this isn't fucking genius! I cut up some paper into small squares. I took two squares and painted them black with a sharpie marker. I then took two pieces of clear tape, cut those into slightly larger squares. Then I took the black squares and layed them down on the tape with the black side facing out. Then I stuck the tape and the squares over the lights on the front of the computer. Now it looks like the computer is off. I originally thought I can just take a marker and color over the lights but it got kind of messy. The squares work perfect! But I also have to keep the monitor unplugged. Also it probably won't work during the day, since the black sharpie is blacker than my case. But with the lights off at night you don't even notice.
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Cheap dad [17 Aug 2004|04:21am]
So the other night we got subs for dinner. He fucking gets me only a half a sub! Then I request $20 from him the other day, he said "You aren't going to eat $20 worth of food". Why? Howard Stern talks about eating $500 worth of food when he goes to Noboo or whatever the fuck that place is. So my dad said "I'll give you $5, that is enough for a HALF sub". Half sub? That isn't even worth my time! I only buy whole subs, plus an appetizer. Half subs are not worth it at all. So I took the $5 and I bought a measly bag of sun chips and a sobe. WOW. Now you wonder why I steal.
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[14 Aug 2004|02:01pm]
Remind me never to eat like the way I did yesterday again. Yesterday I went to Carbones Pizza and got a Chicken Finger Sub, Hot, Oil, Mayo, No onion, and 10 breadsticks. Then after powering that down I went to wilson farms and got me a strawberry banana sobe and a huge bag of Harvest Cheddar Sunchips. I got home and powered those down. Then I had half a Chicken Finger Sub, Hot, Oil, Mayo, No Onion. And Then I drank a 24 ounce bottle of pop, and ate a whole bag of cheese doodles. I had the hugest stomach cramp after that. I felt like I was going to puke. Then today I had a Large Chicken Taco, Hot, Sour Cream, and 10 Breadsticks, and two pepsis.

Also I am tired of receiving IMs from people about my blog. It is just as bad as leaving comments. So to combat this, I blocked everyone that isn't on my buddy list.

Also if you are planning to go to the warped tour this year, don't. I don't even know if they came to buffa hole yet this year, but I am urging everyone reading this to boycott this event. I am pretty sure Eugene will be going to this so listen to this. The Warped Tour is a CLEAR CHANNEL sponsored event. Clear Channel is an evil money grubbing corporation who is in league with Bush and his cronies. They own most of the radio stations in the country, Including 103.3 The Edge in Buffalo. They also own most concert venues in the country. This is the same company that took Howard Stern off their stations because he spoke out against bush. On top of that, Howard Stern will not be getting paid by clear channel even though it is in their contract that they have to pay him. They took him off because they felt Howard was indecent, even though he has been doing the same show for years, with no problem. As soon as he spoke out against President Bush, they booted him. Now I understand that people want to have a good time and go to this event and other shows like it. But I will be boycotting all clear channel owned venues and events. I suggest everyone do the same. "But you said Clear Channel owns most of the concert venues. Does this mean I have to stop going to concerts?" No. I said MOST, not ALL. Find a venue that isn't owned by clear channel. However, these are usually smaller clubs and bars that have live bands. I believe Showplace Theater is not owned by Clear Channel. And lucky for me, I really don't like popular music too much, so the bands that I would go see, usually play in those clubs and bars anyway. Anyway, you can go to http://www.clearchannelsucks.org/ for more information on how they use strong arm tactics to get what they want, which is more money. I for one will not be going to any clear channel concerts or listen to their radio stations. Vote KERRY 2004!
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Fuck Fuck Fuck [12 Aug 2004|08:42pm]
Yesterday I went to work real early... 7:00 AM. I get in and sit down. I did the three bills that were on my desk. I got up and checked the bins for more bills. Not one fucking bill in any of those bins. I ask one of my coworkers if she had some work to give me. She said to go sit down and she will look around. I sat down and looked at a video game site for like ten minutes. Then my boss comes over and tells me to go to his office. I go there and he tells me that business is running very slow again. It is worse than when I had off in July, even I noticed that. He said for me to go home and take another break. He doesn't know when new work will be coming in so he suggested that I try to find another job. I might do that. I really can't keep taking vacations all the time like this. But I wasn't fired. More like laid off. It wasn't something I did, it is just that business is slow, and he needs to cut corners somehow. And since I am only part time, laying me off will be easier. I am not mad about it, it is the way you do business. But I am in no way happy about it either. But he said I can use him as a reference when I try for another job, and gave me his card. I got home, and called the job coach who stopped by a few hours later and we talked about what happened. She said she may be able to find another job for me but maybe not right away. I will be looking out for job openings as well.

Anyway I went to my uncles for dinner last night. I had 2 Broccoli and Cheese Stuffed Chicken Breasts, 5 servings of cheese potatoes, and corn. My uncle said I ate 3 3/4 pounds of food. And I was still hungery. For lunch I had a pound of spaghetti.
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[10 Aug 2004|01:25pm]
I think I am about to be fired my job. Yesterday my boss calls me into his office and tells me my numbers have been low for like a week. I haven't been sleeping at work since I got back, but I have been doing more advanced bills like the Giant of Carlisle bills. Those bills are pretty lengthy. Also the one day I only had 13 bills in 4 hours! That is an all time low. And I haven't even been sleeping. I guess the moral of the story is that doing Giant of Carlisles is worse than sleeping on the job. But I have been getting better at them and hopefully my boss doesn't can me before he can see I am getting better at them. But I don't think my numbers are going to be as high as if I did City of Buffalo, Bilo, or Brunos bills.

Anyway I signed up for the "Blurty Webcam Personals" advertised on Blurty's front page. It is free too. Hopefully I will meet a nice girl on there.
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A shocking revelation... am I gay?? [09 Aug 2004|03:00pm]
I think I might be gay. Today I was whacking off to some computer porno, straight computer porno. I was about to cum so I started to jerk off the head of my cock with my thumb and forefinger. I didn't realize that my dick was aimed towards my face and when I did bust, I gave myself a cum facial. Not only that but I got some cum in my mouth AND I have to admit, it did taste good. It tasted weird but good. It is hard to explain the taste but I didn't throw up on it, which may or may not be a good sign. It didn't taste like chocolate or anything. Am I gay though? I know I am not attracted to guys sexually. I think the only way a guy can be gay is if he is attracted to other men. I don't think it is gay to stick shit up your ass or even to be fucked up the ass by a WOMAN WITH A STRAP ON. But some will think that is gay. A year ago I had a colonoscopy and they had to to shove a 8 ft tube up my asshole, and I have to admit it wasn't all that bad. It is overrated as hell. No pain whatsover, except they blow air inside your intestine which gives you gas pains. Anyway I ate the cum, I got an 8 ft hose shoved up my ass, and I like both. But I don't think I am gay.

Anyway, yesterday I watched Bad Santa. Hilarious! Nothing like watching a drunk Billy Bob Thorton assfuck a plus size woman while wearing a Santa costume, and then saying "You ain't gonna shit right for a week!". Yesterday I ate Chicken Strips, Large Fries and A milkshake from McDonalds, then went to my uncles and ate a bag of harvest cheddar sunchips. Tonight my dad is ordering a spaghetti dinner for 2 from sebastiano's. They make great food there. Also wednesday I am going to the Uncle's house for chicken and cheese rice and corn. Thanks in advance for reading this.
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[06 Aug 2004|10:54pm]
My father went back to the 'sino, mom is in Rochester, I ate up a storm all today. First at 2 AM I did a Chicken Finger Sub, Hot, Oil mayo no onion, and a box of fries from partners. Then I went to UCP. They pick up real early and in the retard cheese bus. I had a 45 minute wait in the waiting room, so I went to the convienience store on the corner. Got me a big bag of Sun Chips, and a Strawberry Sobe. Went back to UCP and powered them down in the waiting room. Then I thought, if some big dumb tard comes in and sees me eating, they would want some. I thought up a defense. An unwritten UCP rule... DON'T FEED THE RETARDS! Since at the zoo, you can't feed the animals, and since UCP is practically a zoo, and it's patrons animals, I shouldn't feed them. Anyway I got home and went striaght for the pizzeria. I had to dodge the "Iron Island Festival" because it looked like it was going to suck this year (No bingo). At the pizzeria, I got a Lovejoy St Sub (Basically a Chicken Finger Sub, Hot, Oil Mayo No Onion, and Sliced Stuffed Hot Peppers, Stuffed with 6 blends of cheeses) and an order of garlic spinach bread, which was shaped and as big as a sub, so I basically got 2 subs right there. After powering that down, I got another strawberry sobe. Thanks in advance for reading this.
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[05 Aug 2004|09:52pm]
Nothing much new to talk about today. I guess I am web famous from this blog, people know who I am from all over. I guess I am like the Star Wars Kid or something. Parents may go to the casino, so that means I can order subs at 2:00 AM. Someone emailed me today and asked me to put up pics of me "Pwning a sub". I said I may put up video. That is if I can can get the web cam working.
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