| Moving my blog! |
[14 Sep 2004|12:13am] |
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I got my own domain name now. Check it out at www.dragonlordfrodo.com There you will see pics and video, a continuation of my blog, forums, and in the future we plan to sell official dragonlordfrodo.com merchandise like hats and t shirts. Thanks in advance for reading this...
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| My blog has moved... |
[13 Sep 2004|11:19pm] |
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I got my own domain name now. Check it out at www.dragonlordfrodo.com There you will see pics and video, a continuation of my blog, forums, and in the future we plan to sell official dragonlordfrodo.com merchandise like hats and t shirts. Thanks in advance for reading this...
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| Wow I am a big fat ass... |
[12 Sep 2004|01:33am] |
About a week ago my brand new leather chair started to feel a bit looser than normal. I ignored it. As the week progressed it was looser and looser by the day. Looser meaning the tilt felt looser, the back went farther back, even in lock, I was able to lean back pretty far. Today I decided to tighten the screws, and found that the screw hole actually came out. Basically there was a hole drilled into the chair and then a metal thjing with screw threads was put into the hole. The metal thing came out of the hole. Well I tried for like 4 hours to get the screws tightened. So stupid me decided to test the chair again, and the whole back came off.
I am guessing this is because either 1. I am a big fat ass loser. or 2. I like to sleep in the chair. I am guessing the former. Well now I have to sit in a hard steel chair. It is very uncomfortable to sit in when you are naked because the steel is really cold and when you put you naked ass on cold steel, well you know what happens. Thanks in advance for reading this.
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| A meal of epic proportions!!!!! |
[11 Sep 2004|01:19pm] |
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Today I powered down a chicken finger sub, hot oil, mayo no onion, two chicken tacos, hot, sour cream and a box of fries. It was so epic I couldn't even finish the whole thing! But I did eat the sub and tacos. Powered some of the fries down. I am sending the video to froggie now. Thanks in advance for reading this.
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| Wow... Huge Update... |
[11 Sep 2004|02:16am] |
Sorry about not updating. I had a virus that would not go away. I had a virus called winad. It would give me an error when going to certain sites like blurty, and to sites about getting rid of this virus. I did a full reformat and reinstall of XP.
Anyway I went to UCP on friday. Seen a retard giirl in a wheelchair doing donuts in the waiting room. I was picked up by the fat toothless smelly woman with the deep voice. I swear I am going strangle what little breath she has out of those rotting tar infested lungs of hers if I have to hear about american idol, or her bastard children. There are no hot bus drivers, bus aides, or school cafeteria workers. However I did have an alright looking black bus aide in high school. She was really fat but she had a sexy as hell face, nice big tits, and a booya ass. I would have fucked her...
Yesterday I stole $20 from the safe. Went to carbones for a chicken finger sub, hot oil, mayo, no onion, and ten breadsticks. Got out and got a strawberry sobe. Went home and ate cheese rice. Went to my uncles and ate a bag of nacho cheesier doritos. My dad is going to a picnic today. I am so going to get a copy of safe key made if he doesn't hide it between now and then. Also I am feeling a bit cam whorish. Depending on if I can get in the safe or not today, I may power down another epic meal on cam. How about this: Chicken Finger Sub, Hot, oil, mayo, no onion, and 2 chicken finger tacos, hot, sour cream from master pizza. Let me tell you, the tacos from master pizza are huge. They are like subs in themselves. So basically I'll be eating 3 subs on cam if I can get into the safe.
I will be moving my journal to my own domain name, www.dragonlordfrodo.com There you can see all my pics, movies and my blog. Plus the person that made the site is going to get me a new and improved webcam with a higher resolution. Thanks in advance for reading this.
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| Fuck dude! |
[08 Sep 2004|03:59pm] |
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Anyone who knows me knows that I find freaky chicks sexy. I love goth, punk, and other freaky styles. There was one site I frequented for a while, www.suicidegirls.com where it is nothing but hot goth, and punk chicks artistically nude. I was a member of a porno password hacking forum for a while until they were shut down. There I found a pass for suicidegirls. I went on that site everyday using someone elses account. I just looked around, I never fucked with his account or anything. I just looked at the pics. Today I feel a bit horny, and need to relieve myself, so I go to suicidegirls, and put in my stolen password. It doesn't work. Son of a bitch! He must have not have paid his bill or something. See I refuse to buy membership to porno sites, because 1. I don't want to pay. 2. I don't want to get junk emails, and junk porno snail mail. So I scour the net for password lists for porno sites. Some work some don't. But it isn't like I buy crap with others passwords and credit cards. I just look at the pics. If anyone has a pass for suicidegirls, or anyother porno site, send it this way. Also if you know of a porno hacking forum, send that this way. Thanks.
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| A sub a day will keep the doctor away! |
[08 Sep 2004|12:53pm] |
Today I polished off 2 slices of cold pizza, then I went to carbones and had a chicken finger sub, hot, oil, mayo, no onion and 10 breadsticks. Then I went to willy farms and got a strawberry sobe. When I was at carbones, I found and took a flyer for their website. Check this site out www.carbonespizza.com Go to the menu section and they actually have the chicken finger sub in there.
Also, when I keel over in cardiac arrest from my fatty greasy foods, I just hope when I die that 1. We have no memorial for me. No church no nothing. 2. I wish to be cremated. Why pay more to have me rot in the ground and have worms eat me? 3. My parents don't go around to each pizzeria and start suing them for causing my death. I thought the Mcdonalds lawsuit is ridiculous, so I think so about the pizzeria suits. Thanks in advance for reading this...
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| A round of food and DVD+RW |
[07 Sep 2004|04:22pm] |
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Today I used the left over do re mi from the power down session last night and went to Necropolis, where I proceded to woof down a wrapped chicken souvlaki, freedom fries and a chocolate milkshake. If no one knows what a souvlaki is, I'll explain. It is like a taco, only greek. It is a pita bread wrapped around lettuce, tomato, onion, feta cheese, and chicken/beef/lamb. It is then drenched in a greek dressing which is nothing more than pure oil with flavor crystals in it. So I woof it down, I barely have money to pay for it (I was short $.04) So I couldn't give a tip if I wanted to. I went to Willy Farms and took back some pop bottles and cans and got a whopping $3! So I felt generous and bought my dad a candy bar. Oh and I forgot to talk about this, but I got my check from work on saturday. Today was the first day I could have done something with it. I head to the bank and deposit it. I go back home and wait for the UPS man to arrive because I waiting for my DVD+RW drive I ordered off ebay. I got it, and had a bitch of a time getting it installed. Apparentely my computer had a feature that allows you to pop off the front cover, that I never knew about. So maybe I just might install my old floppy drive. Maybe. Then in the mail I received a shipment of 50 HP DVD+R discs. Then for dinner, my dad ordered pizza from avenue, which we never tried before. The pizza wasn't bad, but I like lovejoy better. I powered down two slices of pizza. and I would have powered more down, only my dad would have stopped me. Thanks in advance for reading this.
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| Powering down a lovejoy st sub and an order of spicy waffle fries |
[06 Sep 2004|10:16pm] |
Check it out and more at http://www.squarehalo.org/DLF/
Thanks in advance for reading this!
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| Chicken Finger Sub day... |
[06 Sep 2004|01:46pm] |
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...may be cancelled. It is labor day and I am not sure if the pizzeria is even open today. However definately expect one tomorrow. Also if it is open today, I am going to get it at around 8:30 PM. Hopefully my asshole dad won't try and stop me when I bring the sub upstairs. Also it is a Lovejoy St Sub, and an order of Spicy Waffle Fries. Thanks in advance for reading this
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| Clayce (sp?) |
[05 Sep 2004|04:54pm] |
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My asshole dad today made the most vile dinner ever today. He made something called "clayce" and when I describe it you will throw up. Basically, it is mashed potatoes, bread, flour and water combined, rolled into balls and boiled then topped with gravy. My dad has the best selling line for this crap: It is a "poor man's meal". That is right. This is what the poor germans ate during world war II. It is the most disgusting, most vile shit ever known to man. My dad comes back and says "It is everything you like: bread, potatoes, and flour". Well I don't like them boiled, or mixed with each other. He doesn't like white pizza. I said well white pizza is everything YOU like: Crust, tomato, cheese, garlic. So I didn't even eat anything today, whiich is unusual for me. However expect a lovejoy st sub tomorrow. I am going to get $20 tomorrow, what else do you want me to power down in addition to the sub? I usually get a sub and spicy waffle fries.
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| Hypocrite Dad |
[05 Sep 2004|12:05pm] |
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So I was looking for something to eat for lunch and my asshole father comes in and says "Have a cheese sandwich". First of all I don't eat JUST a cheese sandwich. That is beneath me. Second who cares when I eat something. He says I can't have spaghetti for lunch, yet he condones eating pizza for breakfast. Why can't I have spaghetti for lunch? We had it for lunch when I was school, which my dad treats as heaven. Every decision he makes is based off what my school says. So why can't I have spaghetti for lunch when we had it in school? He can't think for himself. He can't think at all because he constantly smokes weed. Everytime I see him he has a cheap cigar hanging out his mouth. It is fucking stupid. He is fucking stupid. He is also like an old jew when it comes to money. He buys cheap food, uses coupons and rips up old shirts as dirty filthy dish rags. He is so cheap that he used to go out of his way to get a haircut from some really old racist guy (My dad says he is allowed to be racist because he is a war veteran) because that guy only charged $4 for a haircut. The guy gives terrible haircuts but he doesn't care because it is only $4. He sent me there once and the guy ended up giving me some kind of quasi mohawk/bowl cut thingy. Needless to say I was teased at no end by my peers for that haircut. But it is $4! Anyway, he decided that $4 is too expensive for him. So he bought a do it yourself haircutting device. It is a electric razor that can be fitted with different sized, comb shaped pieces that cut your hair to a desired length. Now he cuts his own hair, and mine, for free. Wow. This thing gives worse haircuts than the old racist guy. I come out looking like a hedgehog! I would rather go to the old racist guy. I would rather use the flowbee. Thanks in advance for reading this.
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| Pierogie Power Down! |
[04 Sep 2004|12:11pm] |
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I made another video of me powering down a plate of 12 "deep fried cheddar and potato stuffed pierogies" topped with grey poupon and romano cheese. I won't give it to everyone, but the video is a bit smaller physically, so that means less MBs. This video is 29.7 MB I see that bun is on vacation or something until monday, so I'll have him host it. It also has audio. Thanks in advance for reading this.
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| The most epic meal ever!!! |
[03 Sep 2004|08:18pm] |
Too bad I didn't record this one. I was at my uncles house doing his computer, and he said he would get food if I can hook up the internet. I did. I got me a chicken finger sub, hot, oil mayo no onion, and 10 breadsticks and he got a single order of chicken fingers, mild, and it came with french fries. So I power down my sub and 10 in record time. My uncle doesn't eat much, so he gave me 4 of his chicken fingers, plus 3/4 of the freedom fries. I also had 4 cans of pop. So to recap
1 chicken finger sub
10 Breadsticks
4 chicken fingers
3/4 of an order of fries
4 cans of pop
And I was still hungry. My uncle described my eating like "lambs to slaughter".
Last night I beat resident evil, twice. First time it was like 4:47 or something. I got the samurai edge gun (Handgun with infinite ammo). Second time was 3:37. I beat it again today. This time it was 2:42 and I got the rocket launcher. The end is kind of dumb because you don't even fight the Tyrant on the helipad. All you do is shoot off some fireworks to signal a helicopter. But you do fight the tyrant in the lab, and even that was lame. Come on he had to be the weakest enemy ever in the game. One shot from Barry's .44 magnum and he is totally dead? Come on even a zombie can take 2 hits from the magnum. BTW I played as Jill.
I was at UCP today. I seen some roller tard roll his wheelchair into the wall. He must have just gotten the chair and isn't used to it, or he is totally retarded. I say the latter, since he was drooling and making noises.
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| Resident Evil |
[02 Sep 2004|05:47pm] |
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I gave up on Eternal Darkness, just because I missed a very critical item earlier in the game that I can't get back now. My new game is Resident Evil for Gamecube. This IS Resident Evil! New rooms, new weapons, new puzzles, new enemies! They actually have a new type of zombie called a "Crimson Head Zombie". Basically it is a "Zombie Zombie". After you kill a zombie, the body will stay there throughout the whole game. After a while, it will get up again and be super mad. It will actually start running at you, faster than you can run, grow claws, and try to rip your face off. It is also super tough. The only way to prevent them from becoming Crimson Heads, is you can blow off their head, or destroy the head somehow. Or use fuel and the lighter to burn the bodies, or use incendiary grenade rounds. Speaking of grenade rounds there is a a great glitch to exploit to get unlimited grenade rounds of your choice. So those incendiary rounds really come in handy. Well I am off to play more.
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| To my fans, Bun and Froggie |
[01 Sep 2004|08:54pm] |
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I made a video of me powering down an epic meal, but not a chicken finger sub. I made a video of me powering down a bag of Lays KC Masterpiece Barbeque chips. It has audio and everything but the video is a bit grainy. What is your email address so I can send this award winner to you?
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[01 Sep 2004|04:57pm] |
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Today Eugene came over. We a had a ball playing xbox and gamecube. We ate shake and bake chicken and corn on the cob. Earlier I went grocery shopping with my dad. We bought $120 worth of food. Tonight I am going to my uncles house to finish his computer, and get his internet up and running. I am still going to put up video of me owning a chicken finger sub. But I don't think it will be a chicken finger sub, per se. It will be a "Lovejoy Street Sub", That is a chicken finger sub, hot, oil, mayo, no onion, and they put sliced peppers stuffed with garlic, herbs and 6 blends of cheeses. Easily the sub in the neighborhood. Thanks in advance for reading this.
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| New pics |
[31 Aug 2004|07:09pm] |
I got my webcam up and running. Here are some new pics. WARNING to 56Kers
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| Today |
[31 Aug 2004|05:54pm] |
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Today I powered down a whole bag of four cheese doritos. I went to sleep on the couch and my job coach woke me up by calling. My parents were at the 'sino so I was by myself the entire day. I ate slept and masturbated all day. At about 3:30 PM I shot up the cat. Then my dad came home and we ordered food. He got an order of Chicken Wings, Medium, and freedom fries. I got me a chicken taco, Hot, with sour cream. We ordered from partners which is where I order from at 2:00AM. My dad is obcessed with half subs. He is like "You can have a HALF SUB!" Fuck you dad, I'll have a whole sub. I don't waste my time with half subs. So I got a taco instead. He gave me some of his fries. I powered those down. Eugene is coming tomorrow. People ask me to post pics of me powering down a titanic sandwich. I would if I can get my webcam working. But expect low res pics. Thanks in advance for reading this.
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| Food |
[31 Aug 2004|10:11am] |
As I am typing, I am powering down a bag of four cheese doritos, you know the ones that taste like feet. Last night I powered down a chicken finger sub, hot, oil mayo, no onion, from sebastianos. Last night I went to my uncles house to install a new hard drive. It worked. But I forgot to bring the product key with me to install win 98. Now about that sub, my dad was ready to get me just a half sub. What the fuck! I don't eat that! I only eat whole subs. Give me a whole sub... Or give me death! I showed my dad. He quickly got me a whole sub. That is more like it, bitch! I made my dad my bitch!
I also stole a couple klondike bars from the freezer. I hid the evidence. Right now my parents are the 'sino, but no schdootch to get a subaroni. My mom took her purse so there is no stealing from that. She also took her SUV so I can't steal out of that. The safe key is missing, I think they hid it in the safe. I am screwed. No money, No sub. Before you say anything, I am not a thief. I am a treasure hunter. It isn't like I steal for drugs. I steal to get something to eat, because I am starving. I am malnourished. I steal to sustain life. Thanks in advance for reading this.
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