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Wednesday, May 12th, 2004
1:33 pm	maybe they know something i don't i feel like crap right now and all i see is the beer stamp fading away on my hand. last night was pretty killa. got waaaay too wasted though (god damn you kristin for that stop light!). even though i didn't drink that much, i just got fucked up for some reason. got to play with nick, kristin's latest and greatest. i'm sure i made quite an ass out of myself. per usual. we discussed tiffany's for some time. i even let him try on my ring. heheh. saw jeff from back in the day. that was interesting. oh, and poor andres! she got denied at brew co.! the guy at the door was a freakin tool...even when the id scanned, he was thrown off by a y instead of a x and put it under the blacklight. so sad! morgan had to come pick her up. after that, i hung out with miriam...haven't done that in a while. and i got to see the first couple episodes of the family guy! it might have been my inebriated state, but i was cracking up. by myself. no wonder that show got kicked off the air. so funny though. i was definitely in my own world last night. fun! so now i'm at work. i should be working, but no one is here. maybe they know something i don't. i think i might leave early so i can go read my book! Current Mood: tired Current Music: muse!!! (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004
12:25 am	why i love my nana mom: are you going to be ok with having those 2 glasses of wine? nana: excuse me? puh-lease! 2 glasses? i've had bottles before! Current Mood: sneaky Current Music: janis joplin (Comment on this)
Monday, May 10th, 2004
10:18 pm	ah jeez well, officially, things aren't so hot right now. i took a midterm today and have to write a paper now that i really know nothing about, and there is a midterm in my linguistics class tomorrow at 930. unfortunately, i believe that i am going to have to drop that class. i know i'm taking it pass/no pass, but i seriously have turned in 1 homework assignment out of 6 (which counts for like 35% of the grade) and have not made it to a single lecture. who do i think i am? i dunno. also have been messing up a bit recently. sigh. no more for now. im bumming myself out. weird how morgan's friend died. in a crash. is it better to go quickly and all of a sudden or suffer from some long-standing illness? i hate to say it, but i think it almost would be better to all of a sudden just disappear. Current Mood: tired Current Music: tori amos, kristin left it in (Comment on this)
Saturday, May 8th, 2004
3:10 pm	heheheh, i am so sneaky! everything is a-ok everyone, thank you and goodnight! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 5th, 2004
6:18 pm	marinated mushrooms wello fellow rangers! i have so much shit to do its unbelievable. this is what i get for feeling that it is not necessary to attend class this quarter. blech! and its cinco de mayo. today should be devoted to downing margaritas and pacifico. maybe with some warm nuts? or marinated mushrooms? yummmmm... so anyway, i was incredibly wasted last night. andres, kristin and i all headed down to sepis. five pitchers later, we were playing drinking games with the hired help. i drank so much mickey ultra that i seriously could not have finished another pint. and that doesn't happen very often. i still can't believe that we played "i have"... juan or whatever his name is takes the cake for having slept with a married woman. he got us all on that one! i hope he got home ok on his bike. note to self: in the next game, i'm not going to play nice with kristin. she screwed me over every time even when i helped her out! bitch. haha, later andres and i ran away from her and hid. that was really funny. we also snuck into habibi's. somewhere along the night we ended up turning into goats on westwood blvd, right outside subway (had to go in for a snack, right?) oh yes, and fyi to all those walnut-bladders out there, there is a public restroom in rite aide. all you have to do is ask for the key. Current Mood: crappy Current Music: coheed and cambria (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 4th, 2004
1:22 pm	whoa i just remembered this dream i had last night. for some reason, i was taking a picture for sma. there were a couple guys there i didn't know, and for some reason, i was all over this one - he was a gorgeous latino with green eyes. then we all went in the fountain by the ucla library, but it was much bigger than the real fountain and overlooked the ocean. it was beautiful! i knew that the guy i was with was not in sma, but there were so few people there that i thought it was ok. he was holding me from behind as we posed for the picture and all i could think about was going off with him to make out (and possibly more...heheh). the photographer even made a comment about our connection. then, all of a sudden, i wasn't making out with the guy like i wanted to but was all by myself in some house listening to the radio. this announcement came on, and i knew it was the president (for some reason, the president had denzel washington's voice)...he made the announcement that scientists had figured out that an 11.0 earthquake was going to happen in california, and i freaked out (i actually don't know if 11.0 is possible, but whatever, it was a dream). i ran over to my dad and i was like, we have to get out of here! i don't want to wait around and take the chance that it might hit our area the hardest. i mean, 11.0!!! we would die! he told me to calm down, but i couldn't. so i ran and grabbed some containers and packed the things that i cherished the most like pictures and things that i absolutely needed, like water and underwear. all of these horrible ramifications kept going through my head like what was going to happen to grocery stores. for some reason, my mom and sister weren't home, so i told my dad we had to pick them up and leave immediately. so, we put all this stuff in the car and went to this one house to wait for my mom and sister. all of a sudden, i realize that chloe is not with us. i ask my dad about it, and he won't answer me. then i start freaking out again and say that we can't leave her all alone! but my dad just gave me this sad look and said we had no room! so i start crying and freaking out again. i had to wake myself up at that point. it was getting too horrible. (Comment on this)
12:32 pm	coachella! i wanted to write this entry yesterday, but my mom forbid me to use blurty when i had so much to do. too bad for her, nothing she can do now that she's not here! hahahahahahahahah (evil laugh). ok, so this weekend was one of the most amazing weekends of my life. words cannot describe what coachella was. it was more than a gift to all the senses, a carnival for adults, a wonderland, an oasis in the middle of desperation! it was like heaven, except it was as hot as hell. but dammit, if hell is anything like coachella, i will make sure to go out of my way to sin! the heat is worth it! there were all of these art exhibits, lights, images floating around in the air...and the music...absolutely unreal. radiohead was far and away the most intense performance. they are all so talented. their music live is incredible...they literally take you away from yourself...you find yourself in a trance, vibrating with the beat. orgasm! there was also this huge generator there as an art exhibit that channeled two million volts of electricity into the air! it was fenced off and had little pillars of fire around it...mesmerizing! it was like one of those balls you can touch that channels electricity, except huge and unleashed! that was my favorite. the power! other big yeses of the weekend: -the cure! they played all their greatest hits and robert was awesome. only problem was that they were like delayed for over 45 minutes and when they first came on they looked very nervous. they got into it after a few songs though. hooray for the cure! -crystal method! the light show and the way they manipulated the beat was crazy! i was entirely sober but felt like i was on drugs! that's always a good thing! -thursday! even though the lead was dying (he seriously came out of the hospital to do the show and had to stop in the middle to throw up), he was there and did a full set because it meant so much to him! and he even did my favorite song! love! -the rapture! these guys rock! put on a helluva high energy show! influenced by the eighties with a touch of hard rock - nice! -muse! lead is so talented, switches from piano to guitar with an awesome voice. i dig it! -the tunnel of lights and the other art displays were awesome...especially the chandelier that fell from space! the way the artists used a variety of media and light was such a bonus! -i'm forgetting a lot of other bands that were awesome, but know that i loved it...saw some spoken word, beck, pixies that were exciting too, wish i could have stayed longer -brian got a suite that had a kitchen, living area, two bathrooms, etc overlooking a golf course...cost him a pretty penny, but it was nice to come home to! -i decided that i'm in love with him again...he treats me so well! he carried a backpack with all my shit in it both days so i could just run around with nothing...we actually were together for over 50 hours straight and i had fun the entire time bummers: -i missed the sounds, death cab for cutie and paul van dyk -there was just too much to do that you had to select priorities and miss stuff that you would have liked to see -bright eyes decided to play with a slide guitar, cellist and trumpet...you ruined the essence of what you're about with that extra shit man! you sounded country! not what i was expecting at all. sigh. -atmosphere does not perform live very well -i left crystal method early to see flaming lips...what tools! i mean, it was cool that they had all these people dressed in furry costumes on stage, but just not worth it. talked too much about bush. nobody cares what you think about politics, you are a celebrity. -i didn't get to drink as much as i would have hoped for next time: -gotta go with a group of partyers -bring drugs...they don't really search your backpack! -get a hotel closer to indio -not have to work the day of all in all, damn!!! i love coachella!!! Current Mood: content Current Music: the rapture (Comment on this)
Friday, April 30th, 2004
7:10 pm	don't hold on i am doing a blurty friday evening. i think i have just reached a new level of lame. but anyway... so where was i? i don't really remember. texas chainsaw massacre scared the shit out of me. i wanted to cry. not like the sad type of crying, but the type where the fear is so overwhelming it explodes in tears. yah, the film freaked me out that much. i agree with kristin. it's all stupid jessica biel's fault. god i loved her in rules of attraction though. why couldn't she have just smoked the weed? then she would have been way too paranoid to pick up the girl and they would have made it to the skynard concert. stupid bitch. so the other thing that i really wanted to share the other day is what happened to me after i went tanning. i was walking in front of rite aide after unsuccessfully trying to purchase the reader for my class with jessica when this man approached me. he had a backpack and was dressed casually, so i thought he was a student. he was around 6 feet tall, had a slender yet solid frame, red hair, fair, freckled skin and light blue eyes. his name was sean. he came up to me and asked if he could give something to me. i was in a rather jovial mood, so i said sure. he reached into his backpack and pulled out a manilla envelope as he explained, "This may seem weird to you, but here is a packet - it has a poem on the envelope and inside there is letter from me with a cd. I just have a few of these, and I wanted to give one to you. You can look it over and respond back if you want. Or you could share it with your friends and have a laugh. It's up to you. I'm just sick of being alone and am trying to do something about it." i took the packet and asked him what inspired him to do it. he replied, "Why do people do anything? It's out of need." interesting. so i read the letter on my way home and found out that he is 27 and homeless with a son and a daughter. though his poetry was not exactly wonderful, he seemed to be an intelligent fellow. you have to admire his gumption. i like the way that he thinks. im going to write back. i'll let you know what happens. if you want to see the letter and cd, feel free to stop by the dungeon. enough of this for now. naptime! tomorrow is coachella. i'd be excited if i wasn't so tired. oh yah, i finished girl with a pearl earring too. it's relaxing to read something so contained it its own world that it doesn't try to explain the world away. also a very sensual read for a novel that doesn't even have a real sex scene in it. great quiet intensity. no complaints, props to the author. onto bel canto! Current Mood: blank Current Music: yeah yeah yeahs - modern romance (there is no) (Comment on this)
Thursday, April 29th, 2004
1:47 pm	my ass is fake too wello! let me tell you about my day. i woke up about 9a and realized i was the only one in the room. so i sang to myself for awhile. then kristin came home. good news, the toe does not have to be amputated. the nail is going to fall off though. heheh. then i decided that today was just not a class day. or a work day for that matter. so i was lounging in bed reading when jessica came in pissed off that morgan was in her spot. she said that she was going to move her car past wilshire and put it in a two hour spot. i thought that was hilarious so i kept quiet and did not reveal that it was i that had parked the car in the back. so i told jessica where the keys were and she was off! five angry phone calls later, she and morgan realize that it was me all along and were pissed! hahahah. i got yelled at, but it was definitely worth it. i've had the best day doing nothing. i'm still waiting for the pictures to come up from last night. speaking of last night, here is what i learned from being ghetto... 1. the bigger the balloon, the better 2. dancing for police officers is fun 3. beer bongs should always accompany us on bus rides (props to andres) 4. wine should not be stolen from host venues 5. bringing your own music is crucial 6. one piece jumpsuits are always a good idea 7. bridget should not be allowed to drink to be continued, we're starting texas chainsaw massacre right now and i don't want to miss the beginning! (Comment on this)
Monday, April 26th, 2004
12:57 pm	brownie confusion ok, so this has been the biggest grievance of my last 24 hours. for some reason, everyone seems to believe that i stole brownies from jessica and lisette's room thursday night after i came home from the gay club. not that i even care that much anymore, but it pisses me off when people think i'm lying when i'm not. this is how i was accused: last night when i was walking my dog with my mother, i get this text message from andree: "you are trouble" to which i reply "me? never!" then she proceeds to message me "brownie thief!" and i'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? she proceeds to tell me that my cothief told on me. i have no idea what she is talking about. so, several text messages and a couple angry phone calls later, i figure out that kristin is a dip shit. then i come home to the sorority house today, and jessica calls me a thief again. then says that kristin had no reason to lie. so this is what happened: thursday at approximately 5p, andree and i head down to westwood to reclaim our lost atm and credit cards at maloney's. as we are walking, andree tells me all about my 420 fiasco. fabulous. she also mentions that she, jessica and lisette baked weed brownies and that there are extra. i ask if i can try one and she says sure. we return to the sorority house, and i tell kristin that i'm going to have a weed brownie. then, so she doesn't feel left out, i said i'd share with her. so, andree and i head upstairs, and she hands me a brownie of which i give half to kristin. this is thursday at about 7p. then i go with andree to the house's soccer game and have fun. then i am the designated driver to the gay club and get home around 2a. jessica is still up studying and kristin supplies her with a study aid. while they are doing this, i am in the kitchen munching. after they are done, i get into bed and read my book, falling asleep at approximately 3a. the rest is what i am assuming: yesterday, jessica misses half a brownie, for one reason or another. whether this is because she didn't know that andree gave me one or someone else had some, i do not know. she suspects me and asks kristin about it. kristin, since i gave her half of mine, thinks that yes, she and i did have brownies on thursday. jessica possibly assumes that while she was downstairs with kristin, i went up to the room and stole another one. not so. so, when andree asks me about stealing brownies, i have no idea what she is talking about because she gave me the one that i had. when she says that my cothief confessed, i'm like what the fuck. now i am very frustrated because people think that i am lying. i would not go through all of this hullabullo if i was. it is way too much of a waste of my time. i hope this clears everything up. Current Mood: irritated Current Music: sex pistols, anarchy in the uk (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 25th, 2004
9:07 pm	things that i have learned over the weekend: -parties at home start at 420 and end before 10...and include encountering quite a few people who remember you while you have no idea who they are...i dont know if that's a good thing or a bad thing -highschoolers put far too much effort into a toga party -everyone loves a goat -all traffic is caused by semis in lanes other than the far right and cars going under 70 mph in the fast lane -maybe i should get my eyes checked -baron can jump 2 feet in the air while still sitting in his chair -second grade teachers can be fun -although he tells long, sometimes dull stories, brian is adorable -elaine is kristin's new pet -people will do anything to get something free -marilyn monroe could have committed suicide, but there was an unusual discoloration in her colon during her autopsy that suggests that she could have received a deadly enema...also, the fact that some of her lab tests and materials miraculously disappeared does not rule out foul play Current Mood: giddy Current Music: woke up this morning and got myself a gun (Comment on this)
Saturday, April 24th, 2004
5:22 pm	i finished reading middlesex this morning - surprisingly enough, i liked the ending! "i lost track after a while...thinking about what was next." i turned the page, and that was it. awesome! overall, euginides' novel is very well written, insightful, sincere and self-aware. the only thing is that it worked out a little too well at the end. but i suppose that's euginides loving his characters a little too much..understandable. no wonder it won the pulitzer. i learned quite a bit about hermaphrodites, 5-alpha reductase pseudohermaphrodites and androgen insensitive males (isn't it interesting that they look like perfect women and that a few of the top models have had this condition!) let me know if you want to borrow it...warning though, it's pretty artsy. one of the characters is named chapter eleven. obsession of the week: american choppers. on the discovery channel. great blend of unintended art, science and human interest. highly recommended. the facial hair of the father and son are definitely a bonus. (Comment on this)
Friday, April 23rd, 2004
3:59 pm	my pee is orange wello - haha, thats well and hello at the same time, i didn't mean to do that but i kinda like it. so wello! haha. i really like it acutally. nothing exciting has happened recently besides stepho telling me about her sign and trying to heal me (thanks!), but no one else has updated, so i must amuse myself this way. last night i was the designated driver. mixer, kristin, sandra (yes, sandra) and i all headed out to west hollywood to celebrate anne's coming out. woohoo. i was a little grumpy because i knew i wasn't going to be drinking, but i thought i would do a good deed. my karma needs a little jump start. i knew the night was going to be a long one though when it took over an hour to get there and park. first, i had to follow kristin past wilshire, up westholme, down manning, back down westholme and then past wilshire again so she could find parking. then, i kid you not, after like a ten minute ride, it took over half an hour and 3 parking spaces to finally find one that worked. every time i thought we were set, we'd walk and find a sign telling me that parking there was prohibited. arg! finally mixer spotted a man pulling out of a meter and ran to secure the space. we barely made it into mickey's (or mikkey's...hmm...) before 11p to avoid the cover. the first thing i saw when we walked in the club were the almost naked dancing men. shock! the man in the foam box was my favorite. he showed his penis! multiple times! the other dancers would do anything for a tip too! i saw this one guy get his ass crack licked! shock! anyway, after i was recovering from this scenery in my sober state, we met anne and her friends. sandra was talking up this one friend named steph (haha, how appropriate) - supposedly she was this big fat lesbian who was godawful but got tons of play. when i met her, i totally understood. she wasn't that big - i mean, she was a little overweight but she dressed to her body type and carried it very well. she had this pixie hair cut that was pretty cute and a very cute face. i could see why she would get hit on all the time. she also seemed to have a larger than life type of personality, the type of person that everybody would feed of off. she offered to buy me a soda, does that count for being hit on by a lesbian? aah, probably not. i'll have to keep at it. maybe after i feel better (i'm quite sickly right now). but anyways, so we met steph and two aephi's who were lesbians. i didn't know that there were jewish lesbians - sorry if that sounds a little prejudiced. anyone can be a lesbian, i suppose. i was just surprised. they look like they had the same hair - very curly, long and brown - there was a small one and a larger one. let's call them pint and pitcher. heheh. i really didn't talk to them that much because i was sulking. kristin and sandra kept apologizing for me too, it was pretty funny. they kept saying, "usually she's the biggest party animal, but she's the designated driver tonight"...as if that explained it. it was a very long night. one of the highlights though was when a lovely gay man (who kept stroking my bare leg) determined that kristin was bi, morgan was straight bi-curious, and i was straight with a boyfriend. am i really that boring when i'm sober? i suppose so. oh well. it was really funny watching kristin grind with sandra and anne though. i just did my little side step while morgan did her down to the ground. i cant wait to get off my antibiotics. besides not being able to drink; they also turn my pee orange! it is quite disturbing. as far as my other medications, i had quite a day today. when i found out that i didn't have to work, i was freakin ecstatic. i called multiple people in my phonebook (i talked all the way down the 405 and the 105 and i don't really like talking on the phone) and felt like everything was absolutely perfect. that there was no other place that i wanted to be, nothing else that i wanted to be doing. i suppose ecstasy is a good way to describe it because ecstasy is not really about rapturous delight, it only implies that. ecstasy is really about being beyond or out of your senses. the usual rules don't apply. so that pretty much summed me up. i thought i was happy until i really thought about it. i mean, i was incredibly happy, like a high type of happy, but with that comes the knowledge that it is going to end. like everything. and there is some sadness in that. the ephemeral quality of our states of being. i mean, i was undoubtedly happy, but there was a teeny part of me that was sad. along those lines, here's my bullshit for the day... i think that lots of emotions and feelings blur together (at least as we understand them); different situations elicit different doses of different categorizations of feeling. yet, language implies that we only feel one way at a time; we're something or we're not - we're sad or we're not. people would give you a strange look if you said you were happily sad. there is only space for one adjective for current mood in blurty. but...isn't there relief in knowing the worst has happened? isn't there a small sense of disappointment during the happiest moment of your life? i suppose that these are extreme examples, and there are many synonyms to describe similar things...but if you break it down, the facial patterns that everyone around the world seems to recognize denote words for "happy" "sad" "angry"...there might be more, but i have forgotten. going farther, pleasure or pain. but aren't these two inextricably linked? they seem to me to be completely dependent on each other - you wouldn't know one without the other. so it's all arbitrary. broken down into neurotransmitters that are callibrated differently in every living being. but i suppose it's ok that we all try to agree on some sense of reality. this might be why others might think you are mad when you say you're not even though you might be a little mad but have other feelings overriding that. the reasons for that go back to evolutionary psychology, but i'm sure you are all sick of hearing about that by now, so i'll leave it at that. goat time! Current Mood: sick Current Music: atmosphere - god loves ugly (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 21st, 2004
12:04 pm	where am i wonderful news! i just heard that rea found binky in her truck! hoooorraaaay! kristin called and told me. i feel bad, she's mad at me right now. for good reason i suppose. sigh. at least we're the type of friends who can yell at each other and know that it will be ok in like a day or so. sooo, yah. 420 has come and gone, and i missed most of it because i was passed the frig out! i don't know what happened. i think it was the combination of me being sick, going on the ferris wheel and being too faded. god, i was having so much fun! then i had to spoil it all. ok andres, we're even for the pee in my bed. the last thing i really remember is that we were driving and the world started spinning and i couldn't figure out how to orient myself and i kept trying to control it but then i was like, no. not happening. then i woke up, like 5 hours later, and i was like - where am i? i looked up at the 69 above the bed, and then i realized i was still at andres' house and i was the only one there besides her parents. shock! i had to escape. so i snuck out of her room, made sure her parents were still snoring, located my purse and tried the front door. it was stuck. i had to find another exit. i ended up sneaking out of the back door and letting myself out by the side gate. then i had to call my mother to tell her i was coming home. oh boy, is she ever mad at me! i've been getting a talk to for the last two hours. yes, i do want to graduate. no, i don't want to be drunk my entire life. no, i don't have hiv. no, i am not doing drugs again. etc. etc. i'm hoping she's going to leave soon so i can have some peace and quiet and snuggle up with donnie. alright loves, i'll catch up with you later. oh, and for the record, i did not want to see who would die andres. i just wanted to see what would happen if you let go of the wheel. do you think you really would be able to go through with the crash? or would it be like playing chicken? i think i probably would have ended up swerving. but it was probably a good idea for me not to have gone through with that experiment. and one more thing, andres - why is the shirt that you gave me covered in blood? no more drinking for amy; i have to be good now. Current Mood: hopeful Current Music: bright eyes - fevers and mirrors (Comment on this)
Sunday, April 18th, 2004
11:01 pm	you what? i am a slave to ucla athletics. 8:30a call time on saturday, worked the gymnastics awards banquet and then a softball game and then adopt a classroom day (oh yes, i got to deal with hundreds of screaming children, and even worse, those responsible for them). totally missed morgan's birthday. kristin was not pleased that i was as late as i was getting home from work because she thought that we would never get to the front of henry fonda. she only let me change my clothes twice. that was painful. despite kristin's anxiety, we were some of the first people there and got to park by the tour bus. saw some sixteen-year-olds meet up with a band member and go party on the bus (skeazy). then, the darkness...friggin awesome! i really liked the wildhearts who opened for them - brits rock! met kristin's second grade teacher...trying to reclaim lost youth much? then, things took a weird turn. i had to coax brian to eat at least a chicken sandwich for the day. he's been losing even more weight. then, when i asked him what time he usually gets up in the morning because i had to work another softball game (that went into extra innings, lucky me), he replied, "oh, it depends. if i'm at home and have nothing to do, maybe 10:30, 11a. when i'm with you, i really don't sleep. i like watching you." yah...um...creep-y. i always wondered why he was always awake whenever i woke up. i just thought he was a light sleeper. at least i got laid, i suppose. that wasn't even the most disturbing thing he said to me either. i really don't want to go into it though. not for the public. now i'm freaking out about this project that i found out is due on tuesday. thank goodness i saw jessica! otherwise, i would have probably not gone to class, so i would have never known i missed anything. that would have been a shock come grades. quote of the day: "there is no chemical solution for a spiritual problem"...but dear goodness, don't we try Current Mood: aggravated Current Music: Muse (Comment on this)
Friday, April 16th, 2004
3:21 pm	oh my god ok, i now understand stephanie's obsession with gay men. i've really never hung around with gay people that much, and boy, have i been missing out! last night morgan, kristin, jason and i all went to this little slice of happiness named rage. no cover, any drink $3 all thursday night. and they use real glasses for drinks! the music is fabulous, and everyone is so nice! all the gay men tell you how awesome your outfit is, how beautiful you are...total ego boost! it just seems that everyone enjoys being who they are...i mean, i'm sure some of the guys play up their queeniness and the girls are a little butch, but still! they just all looked like they were having so much fun. too bad i didn't make any progress with my quest though. some gay guy told me it was because i was too intimidating. fair enough. mixer got a number though. good for her. one thing that i did realize though - sometimes, genetics select for good looks over intelligence. case in point - roman. the boy was certainly beautiful, and yes, he was ripped, but what guy goes to a gay bar to pick up on girls? i mean, come on now. also, why would someone tattoo ucla on his arm only because his parents went there? here are some choice romanisms: "if you want to party with a straight guy, i'll be here"..."when chicks are bi it sucks because they always like girls more"..."why don't we go have sex?"..."to close the deal, did you know i used to be a model? want to see my head shot?" jesus! priceless!!! something for me to remember - after partying all night, it is not a good idea to go back to gil's to party more. shots of jack daniels are also not a good idea. neither is trying to wrestle. morgan and i almost got gil though. if only she had counted faster. sigh. when the sun comes up and the birds are chirping and you're still drunk as hell, that's a sign that maybe you should take it easy. missed my classes again! at least i got to sleep with a gay guy. snicker, snicker. i need to go take a nap. Current Mood: chipper Current Music: abba - dancing queen (Comment on this)
Thursday, April 15th, 2004
2:27 pm	oh my god! i almost forgot! the police followed me back to morgan mix's last night! i think they thought i was some psycho stalking morgan and jason or something! they asked us what we were doing, and why jason wasn't wearing a costume. um...walking home officer; he doesn't need a costume because he's with us!...where's home...555 glenrock, officer...ok, we'll follow you...umm, thanks for keeping us safe?! i don't quite know what to think about that. at least i wasn't doing anything shady, like peeing in a bush. or littering. i should have asked them to drive me home. damn! (Comment on this)
1:54 pm	americus ok. first things first. i was not a minnesota viking, though after my 4th long island i realized it was much easier to say and i should have thought about that. but anyway, little history lesson. about 20,000 years ago, the ancestors of native americans crossed the land bridge between asia and north america, making them the first people to discover north america. i mean, come on, they're (or should i say we're) NATIVE. after that, eric the red (who was a viking) went from iceland to greenland and formed a colony there. his son leif (i bet you can guess the last name) led a group to newfoundland in canada. but there were no maps made, so all of this can be disputed. around the same time as colombus was making his trips and ruining native americans forever with the term indians (stupid bitch), however, there was a man named AMERICUS VESPUCIUS. he made maps. so, when a german was doing a new geography book, he found americus' shit and named america in his honor. so there ya go. though americus was not a viking, i thought that i was the perfect combination of the discovery of america - little bit native american, little bit viking, but going by the name americus. i hope that clears up any confusion. now that we've established that, i had a freaking blast last night. i cannot wait for pictures! i'm seriously considering getting a boob job now that the breast plate clued me in to how much fun they are. between that and the fur boots, i was golden! speaking of, jason is awesome. not to mention incredibly helpful, definitely spruced up my fur. he's pretty funny though i think i might have freaked him out a bit. we're not going to go there. i love how at the end of the night that one beta guy was trying to convince me to have sex with him. in the outfit. i did consider it for a moment, but then, i was like nah. that might have been a little too much to handle. andres in the potato sack was absolutely priceless. stepho was waaaaaaaasted. i had to break up their fight over a drink. that was interesting. but, the person who absolutely takes the cake is none other than my wife, ms. kristin harris (who will become a mrs. in a couple years when she marries kyle, which is ok by me because he has a big dick)! i was going to go a little more in detail about that, but i think i'll let her revel in her own glory. something we all remember now: xenos begins with an x not a z. though when you say it with a z its much more fun, heheh. ok, no more incriminating talk, donnie calls! Current Mood: amused Current Music: the joy division (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 14th, 2004
2:55 pm	rachel menth commented on one of my journals! highlight of the day! sorry i didn't tell you it was me rachel; i didn't want to freak you out because that would have ruined the fun. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 13th, 2004
9:23 pm	why am i like this so, just when i thought that i could never be as wasted as i was last monday, i decided to test that theory. oh yes, the chick pants came out again. oh yes, i wrestled andres bottomless. oh yes, i played pool by myself for over an hour at ques. oh yes, i did a chinese firedrill by myself. and i lost binky...boohoo. the point? i should not be allowed to drink on mondays. kristin, sandra, mona and i went to margarita monday, swallowed a good four houses (no salt please)...proceeded to brew co. where two weird guys bought us beers and shots. for some reason, we ended up looking at some sonogram of the guy's kid. when asked if it was his wife, that was not the case. baby's momma? hard to say. i'm surprised though, you can definitely see the kid in there. craaazy. i always thought it was just weird squiggles. anyway, then we went back to the house for dinner. scared the shit out of some pnm who sat alone with the seniors in the back until sarah decided to do damage control. also made sniffing noises when pi phi came to talk about their philanthropy (that was all you sandra!). probably going to get a talking to for that. then i went to longs to buy more beer. we all drank in the silver bullet before meeting...then, all of a sudden my clothes were changed and we were going to ques. oh jeez. that was fun. my team beat kristin's. twice. heheheh. that's right biatch. kristin also became a drama queen with her man of the hour, damon. she was pretty bummed this morning because she thinks he's never going to talk to her again. hahah. it's really not funny...but then again it is. why are we like this? i don't know. through the haze that was the rest of the night i remember being at benito's, then at 711. definitely blacked out again. definitely took some pictures that should not have been taken. jessica you suck! just for the record. oh, and btw, screw any of you who think i just recite the same information about evolutionary psychology. i can't help that it becomes my monologue whenever i'm wasted! i really do know more about it; i just can't remember it all when i'm becoming a goat. discovered another love of mine: the religion channel. they actually choreograph the shots of nature with the beat of the music! freakin awesome man. evolutionary psychology for the day: ever notice how families with higher incomes tend to favor male children more than their female children? and poor families vice versa? it's all about upward mobility and probability (along with a billion other things, including attractiveness). it's easier for a woman from a poorer family to marry up than for a man. and, men with claims to lots of resources tend to be able to attract a higher quality mate than women of the same status. it's been proven. high income families invest more in male children while low income families tend to invest more in female children. so there ya go. Current Mood: naughty Current Music: morrissey (Comment on this)