||Radiohead - Paranoid Android
Well, it's been so long since I've updated this it's ridiculous. In fact, no one even cares about these journals any more, so I figure it's a good time to spill the beans on the life of Doughmuhn.
First of all, I graduated. That fuckin kicked ass. Second of all, summer has been going well. I just got back from the premiere of LA Twister, a movie that a friend of my parents produced. Well there was this after party at "Level 3", a club that allows only gangsters/ballers to pass through its doors, which is exactly why my name was at the top of the list. And my parents too. So we go to this party, and not only am I in this bumpin club but I have an orange wristband that gives me access to the VIP room. The VIP room is actually falsely advertised, it's a roped off section in the middle of the big room. So I'm kickin it the VIP "room" on the couch because I'm not down with these crazy hipsters that are walkin' around eating shrimp. Not only am I a kosher eater, therefore not allowed to eat shrimp, but it so turns out that I am the only person of at least 300 that is wearing a tie. So, feeling like an outcast that is at least 5 years younger than everyone else, I'm sitting on the couch when all of a sudden this gorgeous, no not gorgeous, fuckin hot Asian woman asks me "Is this seat taken?". I look up, see her ass, then her tits, then her face, then I try to remember what she just said. Finally, when my mind was out of the gutter, I told her "No" and she sat down really close to me. Well we sat there for a really long awkward time and the music is really loud so I can't say much. Then she asks, "Did you see the movie?"
"Yeah, I loved it"
"Yeah, it was all right" she says.
"Did you see it?"
"What did you think?"
"It was all right", she repeated.
"I thought it was great. It was really different."
"Yeah it was different, you could say that."
"It was enjoyable."
"It was enjoyable."
"Oh" she said.
And that was that. We sat there for another eternity as she ate grapes and I tried to look cool. Oh did I mention that she looked like she was at least 27? That should explain a lot. But yeah this whole time her leg was touching mine. It was awesome.
I'm getting used to this Blurty thing again. Who knows, I might start doing it on a regular basis. If I were a fuckin loser with no life who sits at his computer at 1:38 am on a perfectly good summer party night. Like that'll ever happen.