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[29 Mar 2005|10:51pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | Talking Heads - I Wish You Wouldn't Say That ]

So here I am, finally updating this mofo. Just got back to school from spring break, which was pretty uneventful, if you ask me. Went to school today, had a midterm that I COMPLETELY bullshited (or bullshat? comment, let me know what you think the correct spelling would be). We watched The Leopard today in CTVA 210, which, for those of you who don't know, is a 3+ hour Italian movie starring Burt Lancaster. Great movie, but draining. Anyway, I thought of a new band name while I was watching this movie. It must have been a combination of the Italian names as well as the sexiness of Burt Lancaster and the Sobe energy drink I had just had, because I sort of dozed off and was jolted awake by this great blessing of a band name: The Del Trio Tournament. Oh yeah, that's right baby.

I also FINALLY won a freakin free mp3 from a Pepsi that I drank today. I was so excited that I went home and downloaded "Separate Ways" by Journey (what an epically rockin' song).

I also had my Art Center film class tonight, which was awesome cause we had a sub for our impossibly boring teacher. Anyway, this guy was really cool. He did all the storyboarding for tons of huge movies, including The Usual Suspects. Good times.

Oh yeah, and I know it's a little late to mention this, especially cause I'm the type of guy who would hate me if I saw that I had posted this so late, but what the fuck is with the Jack FM?! For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, Jack is Arrow 93.1's new radio format, and it SUCKS. Their mission statement is to play all sorts of different songs, one after the other and to not take any listener requests of any kind. Sounds like it could make for some pretty titillating radio, right? Wrong. At first, it was very refreshing to not hear Boston's "More Than A Feeling" more than 4 times a day, but the music this Jack guy plays is fucking terrible! In the same day, he played "Funkytown", "Footloose", and some shitty No Doubt song! Argh.

GO APE!

[27 Feb 2005|12:31pm]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | The Allman Bros. Band - Whipping Post (live) ]

So I just woke up and guess what? Still haven't started writing that paper. Well, I'm starting it soon so just chill, all right? Jesus.

So if you're on a Little Leage team and you want to go to Sport Chalet to buy all of your equipment, don't fucking talk to me because I have spent the last two weeks selling the bat/glove/batting glove/batting helmet combo about 800 times. God, will it ever stop?

What else can I put in here? I can put a Family Guy quote. Yeah that might be a nice topper.

Lois: What's going on in here?
Stewie: Were playing house.
Lois: That boy is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.

-dorian

1 destroyed possession | GO APE!

The OC... [24 Feb 2005|09:21pm]
[ mood | peaceful ]
[ music | Smashing Pumpkins - We Only Come Out At Night ]

Man...what is it about The OC that drives me into a viewing frenzy every Thursday night? It's probably the deep insight into human nature that it offers. Or the symbolic imagery that forces me to re-examine my thought process. I mean, the writers for the show are right up there with Dostoevsky or Tolstoy or Polonsky, or some other name that ends in a "y" and doesn't have an agreed-upon pronunciation.

Moving on, I have an 8-page paper due on Tuesday. Yup, you guessed it, haven't written a word. Thanks for the suggestion, I think I'll start that tonight.

My aunt got me these Harry Potter jelly beans for Christmas, but they've been sitting next to my TV in the shrink wrap for 2 months. Wanna know why? Because they eliminated all of the actual good flavors, now it's only disgusting flavors. What an idiotic marketing idea. Who, save for some masochistic bastard, would even want to eat them when the most tantalizing flavor in the box is "Earthworm". Way to wear off the novelty, Corporate America. Down with the system! Yeah! Civil Disobedience!

OK I'm done. Good night. Have a good weekend.

-dorian

GO APE!

Hm... [20 Feb 2005|10:28pm]
[ mood | strange ]
[ music | Outast - Behold, A Lady ]

I think I earned the right to a short emo rant, so here it is:

I think that my life is like some avant-garde acid trip where nothing ever, ever works out the way you want it to (that is, of course, only if you have had time to figure out what you wanted in the first place).

Anyway, that's enough emo rant for me.

I think that this movie is never gonna get done. I always find new excuses to take naps (which is awesome, but nothing really useful comes out of them).

So the other thing I was gonna talk about was my parents going out of town. Kinda strange how they're always coming and going. It's actually gotten to a point where I'm not truly sure where they are right now. I think Vegas rings a bell.

There are so many movies that I need to see. Oh and since no one went to see The Predator on Saturday, somebody needs to volunteer themselves to go see Taxi Driver this coming Saturday at midnight.

GO APE!

Hm... [20 Feb 2005|10:28pm]
[ mood | strange ]
[ music | Outast - Behold, A Lady ]

I think I earned the right to a short emo rant just this once, so here it is:

I think that my life is like some avant-garde acid trip where nothing ever, ever works out the way you want it to (that is, of course, only if you have had time to figure out what you wanted in the first place).

Anyway, that's enough emo rant for me.

I think that this movie is never gonna get done. I always find new excuses to take naps (which is awesome, but nothing really useful comes out of them).

So the other thing I was gonna talk about was my parents going out of town. Kinda strange how they're always coming and going. It's actually gotten to a point where I'm not truly sure where they are right now. I think Vegas rings a bell.

There are so many movies that I need to see. Oh and since no one went to see The Predator on Saturday, somebody needs to volunteer themselves to go see Taxi Driver this coming Saturday at midnight.

GO APE!

Pork Chop Sandwiches! [19 Feb 2005|04:09pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | Creedence Clearwater Revival - Long As I Can See the Light ]

So I was supposed to make a movie and turn it in for my film class last Tuesday. I finished filming it and I finished editing it, but didn't have any blank DVDs to burn it onto (and didn't want to go get some at 3:00 am on a Monday night). So I just saved the project and went to sleep. Next day, I bought some DVDs, came home, and opened the project up to render it and burn it. But lo and behold, everything I had captured for some reason disappeared off into cyberspace. Don't ask me why, because I'm still pissed off about it. So now I have to recapture everything and re-edit it. Which I don't want to fucking do because I already did it and it was perfect. Bullshit.

ComedySportz on Thursday was fun. We all had a good time I think. Then some of us went to Denny's and later to hang out at Colin's to watch Mr. Show.

Last night, I went to Marc's house to chill and smoke hookah (and eventually watch the second half of The Hulk and about 5 minutes of The Core). Good times.

Does anyone want to go to The Rialto to see The Predator tonight at midnight? Arnold's in it.

-dorian

1 destroyed possession | GO APE!

You'd be better off making Harry Potter movies...that hobbit shit. [17 Feb 2005|04:24pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | The Strokes - Someday ]

So I'm actually gonna update this thing on a regular basis for real this time. I know that all you faithful readers went through a process of withdrawal then eventual acceptance, but get ready to get addicted again! Isn't that right, faithful readers?

I fell asleep in my lit class. I felt like such a douchebag. I also felt angry, because now I no longer have the right to be mad at people who fall asleep in class. But if you had the class you would understand. My professor looks like Santa Claus, sounds like Ben Stein, and acts like he's taking about 20 different perscription drugs. I'm sorry, but lengthy discussions on colonial Deism don't particularly rev my engine so much.

I'm playing in ComedySportz tonight. Everyone come. 8:00 sharp, or you will die.

So this weekend I'll probably end up sitting back and doing nothing. Thinking about what the best time is to do all the things I have to do.

-dorian

1 destroyed possession | GO APE!

Playin the blues makes you feel good about feelin bad [20 Nov 2004|12:21pm]
[ mood | awesome ]
[ music | Howlin' Wolf - Back Door Man ]

Did somebody say Cake? Yeah I think I did cause I saw them on Thursday.

They fuckin rocked by the way. It was my second time seeing them live. Miek and I saw it and it was beautiful. We were in the pit and we were literally front row center. Like we could not have been more center. John's mic was perfectly lined up with my torso. Man it fuckin kicked ass. Great great show. The Walkmen opened for them. I think my comment to Mike sums it up pretty well: "It just keeps getting gayer and gayer." Yeah they sucked. They were on The OC that exact day actually. Sell-outs. But yeah it was too loud and the lead singer was so drunk that he actually fell over, dumbass. And this badass hip hop group played before them and they totally rocked.

Man Howlin' Wolf rocks. If you really like to rock, I suggest buying the "His Best" album from Chess Records. Really good stuff. If you like to rock like I do, then definitely purchase it. Everyone should understand the roots of rock.

GO APE!

What the fuck? [15 Nov 2004|12:03pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]
[ music | Rod Stewart - Country Comfort ]

What the hell is happening? As soon as a girl finds out that I'm a film major, she thinks it perfectly normal to be weird around me. I swear, if I meet one more "unique" person I might have to die. I really don't give a shit about your hamster, or how you love your family even though you moved out, or the crazy deep underground pop synth techno bullshit you listen to, or whatever vintage store in Silverlake you went to over the weekend, or abstract art, or how you like everything I like. Please, just shut up, I don't care. And DO NOT agree with everything I say, because I know that you will just cheapen my views on life.

Now that I'm done ranting, let's talk about the good things in life. My music class kicks ass. And uh that's about it. I'd rather end this abruptly than go on and on.

But one more thing before I go. This was too perfectly hilarious to leave out. I'm walking to my car and I pass a white midget with a tall black basketball player. What does the midget say to the basketball player? "I swear to God, I wanna donkey punch her."

GO APE!

I fell in love with a girl on the 118 today. She was driving a stationwagon. [10 Nov 2004|09:05am]
[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | The Library - Fat Chick Next to Me Breathes Heavily ]

So yesterday I'm sitting in my car by the elevator waiting for someone to come out so I can get a parking spot. This girl comes out and I offer her a ride to her car (so no one will take the new spot). So I take here there, she gets out. There is someone else waiting for a spot right in that general area and before I can get to the place I need to be to stake my claim, this other person steals the spot. So as this new person (who will be referred to as "she/her" from now on) starts collecting her books, I get out of my car. She gets out, sees me standing there and says "Yeah, right, I was right there" and proceeds to walk away.
I say "No way! I took her from the elevator to here!"
And she goes "Well, tough luck, it happens to me every day"
I mutter "Fuck this shit" and start walking to my car, really pissed, then I turn around and say "You know what? I'm gonna give you this spot, but I just want you to know that you're a terrible fucking bitch". That's when I got in my car.





But I'd still do her.

GO APE!

...so I shanked the bitch. [01 Nov 2004|08:40pm]
[ mood | good ]
[ music | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers - American Girl ]

So I'm stringing a tennis racquet at work today and, in case you don't know, when you string a racquet and you fuck up, you have to go all the way back to the point of the fuck-up and start over. So I'm about 7/8ths done with this racquet (they take about an hour) and this girl at work goes "You did it wrong."
"No, I didn't, I'm positive," I said.
"No, I read the book that has the instructions on how to string every different racquet and I know how to string that racquet and you did it wrong."
So I take her word for it (don't ask why, biggest mistake of my life) and lo and behold, after undoing everything I did, I find that I did it right.

So I shanked the bitch.

Oh and in Math today, I asked Shekie who he was voting for and he goes "Fuckin...what's that nigga's name? Bush."

We all had a good laugh.

GO APE!

Happy Halloween. [31 Oct 2004|01:57pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Chile ]

So I've decided to fire this bad boy up again. I've just finished moving into my new pad. It's pretty bitchin' but my room's a mess. Lately I've been so tired that I find myself spending way too much time with my Tivo than with actual people. But watching episodes of Family Guy over and over seems good enough for me.

I did lights and sound and Mr. Voice for last night's pro Comedy Sportz show for the first time, which was pretty fun. It's pretty intense to do everything simultaneously but I guess I managed.

I just got back from another trip to the storage place and the same people are always parked in front of the storage unit across from ours. I have a feeling that they live inside...

Get this: Greenbay beat the Washington Redskins, which means the following: since c. 1930 everytime the Redskins have won their game the weekend of the election, the incumbent wins. Everytime they've lost, the incumbet has lost. We'll see if a football team really can change the fate of the universe.

GO APE!

Wow... [01 Jul 2004|01:41am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Radiohead - Paranoid Android ]

Well, it's been so long since I've updated this it's ridiculous. In fact, no one even cares about these journals any more, so I figure it's a good time to spill the beans on the life of Doughmuhn.

First of all, I graduated. That fuckin kicked ass. Second of all, summer has been going well. I just got back from the premiere of LA Twister, a movie that a friend of my parents produced. Well there was this after party at "Level 3", a club that allows only gangsters/ballers to pass through its doors, which is exactly why my name was at the top of the list. And my parents too. So we go to this party, and not only am I in this bumpin club but I have an orange wristband that gives me access to the VIP room. The VIP room is actually falsely advertised, it's a roped off section in the middle of the big room. So I'm kickin it the VIP "room" on the couch because I'm not down with these crazy hipsters that are walkin' around eating shrimp. Not only am I a kosher eater, therefore not allowed to eat shrimp, but it so turns out that I am the only person of at least 300 that is wearing a tie. So, feeling like an outcast that is at least 5 years younger than everyone else, I'm sitting on the couch when all of a sudden this gorgeous, no not gorgeous, fuckin hot Asian woman asks me "Is this seat taken?". I look up, see her ass, then her tits, then her face, then I try to remember what she just said. Finally, when my mind was out of the gutter, I told her "No" and she sat down really close to me. Well we sat there for a really long awkward time and the music is really loud so I can't say much. Then she asks, "Did you see the movie?"
"Yeah, I loved it"
"Yeah, it was all right" she says.
"Did you see it?"
"Yes"
"What did you think?"
"It was all right", she repeated.
"I thought it was great. It was really different."
"Yeah it was different, you could say that."
"It was enjoyable."
"What?"
"It was enjoyable."
"Oh" she said.
And that was that. We sat there for another eternity as she ate grapes and I tried to look cool. Oh did I mention that she looked like she was at least 27? That should explain a lot. But yeah this whole time her leg was touching mine. It was awesome.

I'm getting used to this Blurty thing again. Who knows, I might start doing it on a regular basis. If I were a fuckin loser with no life who sits at his computer at 1:38 am on a perfectly good summer party night. Like that'll ever happen.

GO APE!

Wow... [01 Jul 2004|01:40am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Radiohead - Paranoid Android ]

Well, it's been so long since I've updated this it's ridiculous. In fact, no one even cares about these journals any more, so I figure it's a good time to spill the beans on the life of Doughmuhn.

First of all, I graduated. That fuckin kicked ass. Second of all, summer has been going well. I just got back from the premiere of LA Twister, a movie that a friend of my parents produced. Well there was this after party at "Level 3", a club that allows only gangsters/ballers to pass through its doors, which is exactly why my name was at the top of the list. And my parents too. So we go to this party, and not only am in this bumpin club but I have an orange wristband that gives me access to the VIP room. The VIP room is actually falsely advertised, it's a roped off section in the middle of the big room. So I'm kickin it the VIP "room" on the couch because I'm not down with these crazy hipsters that are walkin' around eating shrimp. Not only am I a kosher eater, therefore not allowed to eat shrimp, but it so turns out that I am the only person of at least 300 that is wearing a tie. So, feeling like an outcast that is at least 5 years younger than everyone else, I'm sitting on the couch when all of a sudden this gorgeous, no not gorgeous, fuckin hot Asian woman asks me "Is this seat taken?". I look up, see her ass, then her tits, then her face, then I try to remember what she just said. Finally, when my mind was out of the gutter, I told her "No" and she sat down really close to me. Well we sat there for a really long awkward time and the music is really loud so I can't say much. Then she asks, "Did you see the movie?"
"Yeah, I loved it"
"Yeah, it was all right" she says.
"Did you see it?"
"Yes"
"What did you think?"
"It was all right", she repeated.
"I thought it was great. It was really different."
"Yeah it was different, you could say that."
"It was enjoyable."
"What?"
"It was enjoyable."
"Oh" she said.
And that was that. We sat there for another eternity as she ate grapes and I tried to look cool. Oh did I mention that she looked like she was at least 27? That should explain a lot. But yeah this whole time her leg was touching mine. It was awesome.

I'm getting used to this Blurty thing again. Who knows, I might start doing it on a regular basis. If I were a fuckin loser with no life who sits at his computer at 1:38 am on a perfectly good summer party night. Like that'll ever happen.

GO APE!

Wow... [01 Jul 2004|01:39am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Radiohead - Paranoid Android ]

Well, it's been so long since I've updated this it's ridiculous. In fact, no one even cares about these journals any more, so I figure it's a good time to spill the beans on the life of Doughmuhn.

First of all, I graduated. That fuckin kicked ass. Second of all, summer has been going well. I just got back from the premiere of LA Twister, a movie that a friend of my parents produced. Well there was this after party at "Level 3", a club that allows only gangsters/ballers to pass through its doors, which is exactly why my name was at the top of the list. And my parents too. So we go to this party, and not only am in this bumpin club but I have an orange wristband that gives me access to the VIP room. The VIP room is actually falsely advertised, it's a roped off section in the middle of the big room. So I'm kickin it the VIP "room" on the couch because I'm not down with these crazy hipsters that are walkin' around eating shrimp. Not only am I a kosher eater, therefore not allowed to eat shrimp, but it so turns out that I am the only person of at least 300 that is wearing a tie. So, feeling like an outcast that is at least 5 years younger than everyone else, I'm sitting on the couch when all of a sudden this gorgeous, no not gorgeous, fuckin hot Asian woman asks me "Is this seat taken?". I look up, see her ass, then her tits, then her face, then I try to remember what she just said. Finally, when my mind was out of the gutter, I told her "No" and she sat down really close to me. Well we sat there for a really long awkward time and the music is really loud so I can't say much. Then she asks, "Did you see the movie?"
"Yeah, I loved it"
"Yeah, it was all right" she says.
"Did you see it?"
"Yes"
"What did you think?"
"It was all right", she repeated.
"I thought it was great. It was really different."
"Yeah it was different, you could say that."
"It was enjoyable."
"What?"
"It was enjoyable."
"Oh" she said.
And that was that. We sat there for another eternity as she ate grapes and I tried to look cool. Oh did I mention that she looked like she was at least 27? That should explain a lot. But yeah this whole time her leg was touching mine. It was awesome.

I'm getting used to this Blurty thing again. Who knows, I might start doing it on a regular basis. If I were a fuckin loser with no life who sits at his computer at 1:38 am on a perfectly good summer party night. Like that'll ever happen.

GO APE!

Untitled [08 Jan 2004|08:44pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | Radiohead - Bones ]

My day was basically the same as any other. Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup...and looking up, I noticed I was late! Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat. Found my way upstairs and had a smoke, somebody spoke and I went into a dream...Then I went to school and it sucked. Oh and I took Jace and Aman to lunch and in the middle of "Since I've Been Loving You" by Led Zeppelin, Aman asked "Is this Dave Matthews?". Wow, it still affects me physically to think about it. When Aman got out of the car, Jace and I had a moment of silence...wow.

The best Simpsons ever was just on. Literally, it has been dubbed the best episode ever. The one where the power plant employees go on strike to get back their dental plan. Fuck, it's good. I would be happy if all I had in life were my couch, The Simpsons, Led Zeppelin, a girlie to call my own, some good friends to pass the time with, a car, a pack of cigarettes, a keg, classic movies, and a neverending, tasty flambe of sorts. Oh and if I burned down school, too. And tortured Mary Lou, Steve, and all the other teachers I hate. But I would save something special for The Weav...not sure what that would be yet, but it would hurt.

I asked Betsy if she was afraid of getting mad cow disease. Then I realized it's comparable to asking someone from California if they surf. I'm done.

1 destroyed possession | GO APE!

LC Sucks... [07 Jan 2004|08:18pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Led Zeppelin - Over the Hills and Far Away ]

I can't believe Jace. We made a bet that whoever cut his hair first would have to pay the other guy $10. It's to assure that both of us make it through the awkward phase. And now the fuckface is actually thinking of cutting his hair! It's like...get a life you fucking loser. Why I hang out with him so much is a mystery.

Updates from LC: Drama, drama, drama. LC might as well stand for Lameasses that Cry. I'm not going into details about what happened today, but it was STUPID. Not my fault, either.

The musical is going to be The Music Man. That's pretty cool. There's gonna be a lot of competition, but whatev.

I have a new mix brewing in the inner depths of my mind. I spent most of AP Gov yesterday writing down possible songs to go in the mix. It is untitled, because I don't want to pidgeon-hole the mix into one category. It just rocks. Yet I don't want to give it a name like "rock out mix" or something, because that term has sold out too much lately. The moral of the story is that I'll probably be the only person that listens to that mix and all of the above does not matter.

I've been talking to Beth a lot lately which has been making me extremely happy and definitely has helped me take my mind off the "incident". I'm really really excited that someday I will get to see her, hopefully when we go to Vegas in the end of February. Oh yeah, and I'm gonna get to see EDAP when I go to Seattle in April! That's exciting too. It's gonna be hella fun.

But before I go, please enlighten yourselves by listening to the following bands/artists: Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Beck, George Harrison, Flaming Lips, The Allman Brothers Band, Pink Floyd, and yes, The Darkness. Not Yes, the band, but I meant like..."Yes, The Darkness". Aw fuck it...listen to Yes, too. They fuckin rock.

GO APE!

More that i forgot... [03 Jan 2004|02:12pm]
[ mood | good ]
[ music | The Beatles - Julia ]

I love the Beatles so much. They are so great. Seriously, so great. Also, since everyone is putting up great New Year's quotes, I thought i would too:

"He broke rule #1!" "What's rule #1?" "Don't hook up with Jenn!"
Jace and I: "Happy New Year, man!" Some guy: "You too!" Jace and I: "He's cool, he probably plays the bass"
Me, upon passing a farting stranger: "Good one, man."
"Hey, check it out, I can't feel my feet!"
"If Mrs. Caswell had said Hi to me 5 seconds later, I would've been mid-chug"
"The only thing that sucks about 2004 is that I have to pee, but it's cool cause there's a port-o-potty right there"
(After someone had gotten released from jail for public drinking) "Did they use you as currency?"
"Jace and Amanda! Why don't you give each other a New Year's kiss?" "No, Tom. That would be awkward"
"Is Jeremy still dancing?"
"The security guard's talking to people?!"
"Nah, it's cool. You can sleep next to the people that are having sex"
"Remember that nerdy bitch that was really nice to us?"

Phew.

GO APE!

Wow [03 Jan 2004|01:49pm]
[ mood | good ]
[ music | Beck - Sunday Sun ]

Well, here I am. A whole lot has changed since I last talked. Many new CD's purchased, success, trouble, failure with girls, trips to places, partying, etc. Yes, it's been two months and a lot has definitely happened. Well, partying on New Years on the parade route all night was fun. Jace and I pointed out all the people that had New Years spirit. Once we would find someone with New Years spirit, we would find out what their deal was. For instance, we guessed that one guy played an instrument, and it was the bass. This was all on our own, of course...no real interaction.

I bought a 208 cd case, and it's really awesome. I can put every single one of my CD's in it and still have room for more, then I can party until the break of dawn with my bitches.

My entries used to be so great and I feel like this one is lacking. Maybe someday I'll get my touch back. Maybe one day, in a land where the beer flows like wine and the women aren't stupid. Just maybe. If you believe.

GO APE!

Yeah, bitches! [02 Nov 2003|11:21pm]
[ mood | content ]
[ music | Jimi Hendrix - Hey Joe ]

I've been spending a lot of time goin around town in the new coche...I like it very much. For those of you who don't already know, my dad traded his bike with this guy for a '94 Accord and $1800. It's good shit...I like it. This weekend was pretty good. This is gonna be a short entry cause I really hate writing in this shit. My Halloween sucked cause I had SATs the next morning...such bullshit. OK I'm going to bed...more tomorrow.

2 destroyed possessions | GO APE!

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